Hmm, personally when I try to draw a face I usually try to study the shape and position of jawline and cheekbones, eyes and eyebrows, as well as the nose! (I realise the mouth is also pretty vital if they have a specific shape to it!) Let’s take the strike commander skin for Jack Morrison for example?
Reference pictures are always your friend! Even better: references from different angles/perspectives. They can help you figure out angles and shapes you can’t see properly on just a single perspective picture! I’m far from an expert but those are the things I look at specifically. Hope it helps in some way shape or form ❤︎
Junkrat [watching fireworks]: you Americans sure know how to celebrate a good ass kicking
McCree: The reason we blow up fireworks isn’t from celebration. It’s to scare the Founding Fathers back to their grave and stop them from rising from their grave to feed off the flesh of the free.
This image has been the visual equivalent of having smash mouth all stars stuck in your head for a week, for me.
Morrison: Are you losers?!
Overwatch Team: NO SIR!
Morrison: Are you nerds?!
Overwatch Team: NO SIR!
Morrison: Are you sure?!
Overwatch Team: NO SIR!
Morrison: [facepalms]
Morrison: Nice work out there, Oxton.
Tracer: Thanks, dad.
Tracer: …Why is everyone staring at me?
Pharah: You just called Commander Morrison “dad.” You said “thanks, dad.”
Tracer: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks, man.”
Morrison: Do you see me as a father figure, Oxton?
Tracer: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ’cause you’re always bothering me!
Reinhardt: Hey, show your father some respect!
Tracer: I didn’t call him dad!!
Noctis: Prompto, hey, how’s the stalling?
Prompto: Great. The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour.
Noctis: Tow truck? What the hell did you do to my car?
Prompto: Bitch, I told you I was gonna wreck it.
Noctis: You did. You did.
RATING: Teen | GENRE: Action/Drama(?) | 1,096 words SUMMARY: You have no choice but to cut your hair to escape Ardyn’s capture, and Gladio feels guilty about it.
You hiss through your teeth when the Chancellor maintains his firm grip on your hair and tugs the locks harsh enough to force your head back. Again, you’re reminded of how so much more convenient it would have been if you had the ability to warp. Even though you promised the group that you would remain as their support with watching their health and providing whatever buffs and debuffs you can manage as to not be a burden, you still ended up as Ardyn’s hostage. Frustration boiled within you at how utterly useless and humiliated you felt.
Chapter One of this canon-divergent AU of FFXV starring ‘You’! I can appreciate that I am ascribing specific characteristics to a ‘Reader Insert’, but please just let me live out this Reader Insert fantasy in peace lol. If you don’t like it, you most certainly do not have to read it. I do not use any specific physical descriptors, however, so perhaps that might assuage any concerns? This is going to be slow-burn btw, with eventual pining that leads up to very emotion-driven events. Can you tell emotion drives the story? Probably lol! Enjoy! 🙂
Sorry for taking me so long anon, I had a bit bitter feelings toward completing requests recently (not toward this one in particular, something else) so I wasn’t sure if I want to work on requests anymore at all plus life has been busy these days. Anyway, I hope your enjoy it!
Fic Title: The Coffee Shop Rating [Warnings]: G Pairing: Gladio x Reader Summary: Reader has pretty bad crush on Gladio but never had the chance and mental strength to approach him until he does it.
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Going from being friends with Noct to being his boyfriend wasn’t as difficult as Prompto thought it would be. Then, half a year later, Noct asked if he’d be okay with adding Gladio into their relationship as well.
Prompto wasn’t super sure how it would even work, being in a relationship with more than one person, but he decided to give it a try for himself and for Noct. They’d always had an easy channel of communication between them from years of close friendship, but Gladio was adamant about communication in a verbal sense.
“If we’re going to make this work,” he’d stated, “then we need to actually open our mouths ‘n’ talk it out.”
So they’d given it their best. The only issue was that Ignis, true to fashion, caught on near immediately. Noctis, to the surprise of only Ignis and not the thoroughly informed duo of Prompto and Gladiolus, just invited him to join them.
Ignis had sat down heavily on Noct’s couch and rubbed at his temples, quiet and nearly sick with the sudden change in events. He’d taken time to compose himself before accepting the offer (although it was made clear that he had only the intent to give it a try when he admitted to having longstanding feelings for Noctis that went far beyond those of just an advisor). Gladio had laughed and slapped him on the back, teasing Noct relentlessly about being “the opposite of a chick magnet.” Ignis had simply quipped something about their prince then being a “chick repellent” and not, instead, attracting men.
By the time the road trip came around, they’d adjusted and fallen into a rhythm. Ignis was best at managing everyone’s individual schedules, but terrible at caring for himself. Prompto would catch what fell of the advisor’s workload and pass it on to Gladio, making sure to soothe and care for Ignis when he was unable to otherwise make time for himself. Gladio would then take care of the things Ignis couldn’t safely handle without working himself into the ground further and watch over Noct.
Noct was their uniting force. He’s a terrible mediator, but when combined with Prompto’s particular brand of soft spoken problem solving, he steps into a more leader-like role. Gladio is best at verbalizing his wants and needs, making sure that he encourages Ignis and Prompto to do the same (they never want to ask for anything, even if it’s something so simple as a chaste kiss in the morning to buoy their mood).
They’re still a bit of a mess, but they’re a mess together and that’s what matters.
Gladio: I think we can forget about hitching our way there… Thought people were friendly outside the city. Ignis: You can only go so far on the kindness of strangers. Gladio: Just gonna have to push her all the way. Prompto: I’ve already pushed myself… to the brink of death. Gladio: Oh, get up. C’mon, car isn’t gonna move itself. Prompto: I thought the car was supposed to move us. Noctis: Wouldn’t that be nice- Gladio: Can it. Ready… Steady… Push!
Noctis: Un. Believable. Gladio: Not exactly a fairy tale beginning, huh, Prince Noctis? Ignis: We let ourselves get carried away. Prompto: Look, these things happen! Gladio: Let’s just hope this isn’t some omen. Noctis: Gladio, do me a favor. Gladio: What? Noctis: Push this thing by yourself. Gladio: All by myself? Prompto: You won’t even notice if we just let go. Gladio: Prompto, don’t even think about it. Ignis: Save some breath for pushing. Noctis: Ignis, c’mon – time to switch! Gladio: Nuh-uh! We just switched back there! Prompto: And it’s my turn, Noct. Ignis: His “turn.”
Prompto: My hands are killing me. Gladio: You rather I kill you with mine? Prompto: Easy there, tough guy. Noctis: Any luck? Ignis: Only a busy signal. Prompto: Hold the phone – is it just me, or was it supposed to be way closer? Ignis: I assure you, the map is correct. Noctis: The map said Hammerhead was right there. Prompto: Literally next door. Gladio: Looks that way on a map of the world.
Noctis: The world’s a big old place. Ignis: Filled with wonders. Prompto: Tell that to my legs. Gladio: You guys even pushing?
Noctis – Spends an hour creating his character – Always creates a male and a female – Chooses who he’ll play as he goes – Sometimes it depends on the game’s hairstyles – If he likes the one for females only, he’ll play a female character – Armor always matches – “The Aesthetics Ignis, the aesthetics”
Prompto – Spends so much time creating his character everyone is halfway through the game – He just can’t decide – And he doesn’t only create a character – He knows their backstory, favorite food, how often they fart or sneeze – Prompto gets so into creating his character he plans it out for weeks – Like, he finds out the game he wants to buy lets him create a character and he already things about the details – Goes through five Baby name websites to find a name for his character
Ignis – He doesn’t play video games that often – But when he’s allowed to create a character – Oh boy – The first thing he does is creating a character that looks like a derpy Noctis – Or Gladio – Depends on who annoyed him the most – Has a lot of fun with the random button – Does this until he has a clear vision of his future character – Prefers to play sneaky average build characters – Doesn’t care if male or female
Gladio – Either someone that kinda resembles him – Or the petite woman that’s secretly a psychopath – There is no in between – Loves to build female characters that are the complete opposite of him, but act like him – He gets the best laugh out of it – And the boy’s reaction when he meets them in-game wearing his headset and talking to them – He once logged into a global server and confused the ever loving frick out of some teenage boys – He laughed so hard he couldn’t breathe
Nyx – Hits random until he’s satisfied – Or puts some afford into it and actually creates a character – Always plays a male – Double sword handling dude – Or mage – Wears armor for the stats – His character walks around wearing a tiara with destruction +30 – A black cloak for magic resistance – And some thigh high boots for fire resistance
Luna – Mage – Female characters – Buff female characters with thighs so muscular they could crush a watermelon – Have the softest sounding names – The woman that just one punched a dragon is called Lavender Pixie – Or something along that lines – She has a character resembling Aranea – Created that person before she even knew Aranea – Gasped so loud she choked on her own spit when she first met that woman
Iris – Gladio – Her character kind off looks like Gladio – Big, beefy guy, tattooed if possible – Always chooses the same name – Gets the most ridiculous armor for the character – Sends her brother screenshots
Okay. I have this headcanon that Gladio is really good at tying ties. Like really perfect knots and bows and everything. It’s part and parcel of being in a noble family, after all.
But he pretends he’s really bad at it so Ignis will fix his tie for him. And Ignis is onto him (because “You really expect me to believe that you weren’t educated in the finer details of grooming?”), but does it anyway with a put-upon sigh and a smile.
Just a rough idea I had with some wonderful folks~! I tried to keep the clothes a mix of the boys and the historical style.
Wild West FFXV AU Idea:
Ignis the “Gentleman” I really wanted to base his style over the early 1900s English gentleman.Who was dragged along to visit the new world from “His Lordship” who just wanted some fun before his arranged marriage.[marrying for money was an expensive way to find love folks LOL like a lottery. Poor Noct >:3] Prompto the “Burlesque” Prompto I figured would be the guy who is in the Wild West shows and performances. Doing lots of trick shots with his gun that he keeps holstered in his thigh [garter belt] holster. His special move is Starshell which is a materia pinned to his chocobo feather fascinator. Maybe his hidden tatt shows he was sold off to pay a debt [Again, times were rough back then folks]. He can also do the Can-Can [with the safety on of course!]!! Edit: This is also a design I did for a lovely lady who is gonna do a fem Prompto. Gladio the “Frontiersman” I assume he was just a well off man who, got tired of living in the city, and decided to follow his wings. Said wings on his excursion got him in trouble with the local tribes who he told AMAZING campfire stories too [he’s also a hardcore camping fanboy] and maybe showed off some widdling skills, idk. So he decided to be a part of the tribe and they gave him some sweet fashion and tattoos. His pride and joy dat awesome Behemoth tooth that he earned [but it was really a juvenile one/ could be a Sabertusk tooth too] and wears as his prize. Noctis “His Lordship” A young lord who is being married off to help make the bank stronger. When all he wants to do is just enjoy life. He’s by no means poor at all, just the call of money and title, as well the strength of power makes his marriage to Lady Luna a super tempting and beneficial one for both families [Plus the whole childhood friend thing was a good plan from the get go]. So–He decides he wants to go see some new lands and experience the world on his own [retainer necessary to function]!
Thank you everyone who helped me get through this!!! Their support and enthusiasm made this possible! YOU GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE, all of you…emojis too. *coughPromnisfeelscough* I super duper welcome and tempt peeps to make this some sort of story. I plan to finish this eventually but, wanted to have some fun and share whats been done for now.
(This amazing comic by the ever-talented@hanatsuki89wouldn’t leave me alone, so please accept this humble offering of a ficlet inspired by it.)
The gentle crackle of the campfire, a sound he associates with peace and comfort, does nothing to soothe Gladio’s nerves tonight.
Not that there’s much to soothe. He’s gone right past ‘stressed’ to a feeling he doesn’t think he knows a word for, and he’s got a pretty expansive vocabulary. Maybe Iggy would be able to nail it down.
Then Gladio remembers, in an icy burst of clarity, how much Iggy’s suffering too. (How could he have forgotten, even for a moment? He’d been so quick to throw it in Noct’s face.) They’re all blind in different ways, stumbling towards a goal they barely know how to reach, broken and limping and raw.
Everything’s gone to shit. Everything’s gone to shit and Gladio has no idea how to fix it.
I had to fish him up a third time (the second time you fish him up you don’t get the dialogue lol so I had to do a Chapter Select to Chapter 15 to fish it up for the “first” time) but I finally got video of my older bros with the Styrial Bluefin Tuna. (since the first time I caught him I used Ansel to take screenshots and completely ruined any video of it lol) I’m quite proud of that line durability lol
Noctis: This fish sure looks delicious
Gladio: Well Iggy?, don’t you got something to say?
Ignis: I hate to disappoint, but I already had a recipe in mind. There’s no tuna dish superior to sushi.
Anonymous:Do you think you could write selfie headcanons about FFXV and FFVII guys and girls?
Yes, Anon, I absolutely can. I think this will be a fun little project, as I love both games terribly! uvu I went ahead and split this into two different parts, just to help categorize things better when I add it to my masterlists.
Prompto is all about taking selfies in natural light, usually with his friends in the background, making faces and inappropriate gestures at him all the while – but he wouldn’t have it any other way.
He refuses to edit them, regardless of their finished quality; if they’re good, they’re good. And if they’re not? Well, they still mean something.
Prompto likes to take selfies when the opportunity strikes. He never really thinks about the setting or how he looks, because it’s about making memories and having fun.
Photos in which he happens to be the only subject usually turn out to be his most melancholy; he’s just a lot happier when his friends are next to him.
He’s really good about posing when other people are in the picture; he has a lot more to focus on rather than his own face, whether they’re all in sync, if everyone’s smiling, the distracting scent of Gladiolus’ aftershave,,,
For some reason, he just looks stunning when he’s standing beside the people he loves.
He tries to get Nyx Ulric’s butt in his selfies whenever possible.
He sends Noctis good morning selfies over snapchat in his pajamas, messed up hair and all. It’s adorable.
Noctis Lucis Caelum
The ‘awkward peace sign.’
He can’t take a selfie worth a shit; they’re all at awkward and unflattering angles, and as much as he doesn’t want to admit it, he has about as much experience with a cellphone camera as his father does.
He deletes every single selfie he takes approximately seventeen seconds after he takes them, because hell if he’s going to keep something he can’t even look at for more than a few moments.
Noctis is very photogenic when other people are taking photos of him; he doesn’t know why he looks like a goblin’s ass in the ones he takes of himself. The rest of his entourage unfortunately agrees with him on that one.
He’s the one making bunny ears behind Prompto’s head and peace signs at the camera; there’s just no other way to take a photo for him, trying to look cool is awkward if he’s not doing something with his hands.
If he’s asked for a selfie, he’ll send a photo of his face from a newspaper clipping – it’s easier than embarrassing himself.
Ignis Scientia
The ‘picture perfect.’
It is impossible for him to take a bad picture, whether he’s lifting his phone and posing for the camera or accidentally snapping a shot of himself while removing his cell from his shirt pocket, they’re always worthy of keeping – by everyone else’s standards, anyhow.
Ignis will take photos if he’s asked for them, mostly to amuse Prompto, but he rarely takes them on his own accord. He just doesn’t see the need to fill his cellular memory with his own face when there are more important things to record – like Noctis’ empty refrigerator or his filthy living room after he’s been asked to clean it.
Sometimes he will send photos of himself frowning to Gladiolus or Noctis if they’re being particularly argumentative. It cuts the tension.
He keeps selfies that include any one of his friends, especially those he doesn’t often see, like Iris and some of the glaive. And likewise, every selfie that his companions can get their hands on are kept and ogled at; no one can truly blame another.
He once sent Prompto fifteen selfies in which he taught him how to tie a tie step-by-step.
Gladiolus Amicitia
The ‘million-watt smile.’
There’s not a selfie he’s taken that doesn’t have a great smile and perfect teeth to show off; even if he’s in the most serious of atmospheres, Gladio loves to have a smile on his face.
All of his selfies contain solely his face and chest, unless he’s somehow photobombed by his sister, as his body takes up nearly all of the camera space – no matter how far he tries to take a picture from.
Gladiolus takes the time to get pretty for the camera and is no stranger to posing in the most provocative of manner, even if he’s just going to keep the photo for himself.
If he does wear a shirt (ultra rare occurrence), there is almost always a Cup Noodle stain somewhere on it. Ignis points it out every time.
He likes to play around with filters for optimal definition; the camera leaves much to be desired when it comes to truly showing off his muscular cuts.
They get posted all over social media for the likes.
Iris Amicitia
The ‘perfect angle.’
She always adds hearts and cute pastel filters to her pictures; it is important to be the cutest selfie-taker around.
Timestamps and borders are everything; it’s crucial to her to see how her editing game has improved over the years.
Taking selfies with Prompto is her absolute favorite thing, because he just knows how to catch her off guard and make for an authentic laughter shot.
She sends morning, afternoon, night, breakfast, lunch, and dinner photos to everyone who has her added on snapchat. Recording her day in selfies is as good as keeping a diary.
She makes sure she has all the photos of Noctis looking over her shoulder that she can get. Of course, he looks a little bland and he doesn’t really like taking photos up close, but he does it for her and she’s perfectly fine with that.
Iris and Clarus twin pose in every single shot: bunny ears, peace signs, finger guns, winky faces – they’ve captured it all.
Lunafreya Nox Fleuret
The ‘gentle expression.’
Her selfies are always delicate and surrounded by natural, ethereal light, though most people would refer to such a thing as just her smile.
She’s not one to often take photos with or of anyone unless it is the press, but there are times in which she snaps a few on her lonesome, if only to compare them to ones she’s taken years before. She can see how her happiness has faded from her younger self’s eyes.
There is no editing or sending of photographs, she would rather keep them to herself as they are.
She has one taken of herself with Ravus pouting in the background that she printed and framed. It is one of her most cherished possessions.
Sometimes, when she happens to capture a selfie on her better days, she could swear that Gentiana’s gentle eyes are smiling at her from within the shadows.
Ravus Nox Fleuret
‘Commander Piss Face.’
He.
Does.
Not.
Take.
Selfies.
Loqi Tummelt
The ‘proverbial screw you.’
He sends people selfies of him shooting birds at the camera, because fuck everyone.
If he ever takes a nice, attractive photo of himself, he keeps it and refuses to show anyone the finished product. It just doesn’t feel right.
Loqi never asks to take pictures with anyone; instead, he takes a selfie with his target several feet away doing something completely unrelated and probably not even looking his way behind him.
Sometimes, he’s about to take a selfie and Aranea comes up behind him to photobomb with her tongue sticking out. He turns off the camera and pretends he wasn’t taking a photo in the first place because she ruins everything!
The only time he was in a selfie with someone else was when the Marshal insisted he have one for the road. The only thing that could be seen of Loqi was his eyes and the top of his head, Cor taking up the rest of the photo space.
Regis Lucis Caelum
The ‘I love my kid.’
His selfies are blurry expressions of everlasting love for Noctis.
He doesn’t keep many pictures, but most of the ones he does have are badly taken selfies with his son beside him, ranging from being a toddler held in his arms to being a rowdy – less than royal – teenager.
You’ll see he wears just about everything from pajamas to royal raiments in his selfies; he likes for them to feel like an everyday, normal thing.
He’s got quite a few out of focus ones from his younger years that resemble those of a well known gunner in Noctis’ entourage, and just like the blond, he wasn’t always lucky in getting away from the monsters.
Regis takes naughty selfies with Clarus and he isn’t the least bit sorry about it. Luckily, he’s so bad at taking photos that if Noctis happens to look through his camera roll, he wouldn’t be able to tell what anything is anyhow!
You’re
going to Lestallum to meet some relatives over the weekend. Sadly, you can’t
take your new family member with you because the family has allergies. So, you decide
to ask your dear boyfriend to be your
Noctis
The prince
absolutely refuses to ask Ignis for help, saying: “I got this.”
Within the
first two hours alone, the puppy eats his video game controller and pees on the
floor, twice. No, he doesn’t have it.
Noctis calls Ignis while desperately reading through your written notes and
instructions on how to take care of her. His brows furrow more with each line. The
heavy burden of responsibility makes him sweat nervously.
After the
rocky start and some basic sense from his trusted advisor, Noctis and your
precious bean get along really well. They play together a lot, though Noctis
prefers to do it inside since the fear of an accidental escape is too much. Soon
Noctis discovers the best thing about puppies is that they sleep a lot, so he can sleep a lot too. He has the whole weekend
devoted to puppy-sitting duty, and by the time you get back, he is definitely
overwhelmed by how much action and attention your pet needs.
Prompto
Prompto has
some experience of taking care of dogs, so he is just ecstatic to have yours visit.
He doesn’t even need any written instructions. What he lacks in knowledge, he
makes up for in enthusiasm and search engine-using skills. He gets treats for
her in advance – only the best with natural ingredients and high meat content.
With Prompto you can expect constant updates via both public social media and
text messages.
Prompto takes
the puppy to explore the park. To have his hands free for the camera, he ties
the leash around his waist. They dart around with the sounds of the camera
shutter accompanying them and gaining some curious stares along the way. When
you get back, he makes sure you get the best photos he took. And he probably
has terabytes of photos of your dog. He is lowkey too ashamed to even show all
of them to you.
Gladio
Poor doggy
is going to be too exhausted to move a muscle while inside Gladio’s apartment. He
will take her for long walks, which evidently is the best way to ensure his belongings
stay free of teeth marks. It’s a hilarious sight when they walk together, since
she is so small in comparison to him. The pair will attract ladies far and
wide, only to disappoint them as Gladio informs who she belongs to.
Iris will
come by to play with your dog and watch after her while Gladio attends to some
obligatory errands. From the grocery store, he gets the biggest chewing bone he
can find and has a good laugh when puppy furiously tries to bite into it.
Gladio is a
trustworthy puppy-sitter as long as he has the time to devote to her, and
occasionally looking after your dog suits him just fine. After all, she might
become his too one day.
Ignis
Ignis will
try to politely decline, but will give in relatively easily when you mention that
puppy really has no other place to go while you’re away. Who could say no to
those eyes? It’s time to roll the carpets from the floors and hide them.
Ignis follows
your instructions to the letter. He will count the times she pees while on a
walk and report to you. He will time her naps. Yes, he is just a little nervous
to be responsible of your precious pet. After the first meal he serves to the puppy,
he finds himself looking for dog food recipehs and you should be worried she
will refuse to eat her normal food after a few days of sampling Ignis’s
culinary expertise.
No matter
how well trained the puppy is before you leave, she will be more obedient and attentive
towards you after the weekend. Ignis only hopes his methods would work as well with
people. Love, discipline and most importantly: good food.
The Chocobros + Others and how they act as party guests.
Noctis
Doesn’t change his outfit from what he wore that day unless it’s a formal party.
Finds a spot on a chair or couch and sits there the whole party. Somehow gets others to bring him drinks and food.
His trash is neatly piled for the host to remove. Noct’s comfort level at the party can be judged by the number of beer cans/bottles there (the more there are, the more uncomfortable).
Will 100% bail out early, especially if the party began after 9 PM.
Will bring beer/mixers/chips but only if asked beforehand.
Prompto
Shows up about 30 minutes after start time, somehow always in a new shirt.
Brings a small host/hostess gift, even for a casual house party. Always has a spare bottle opener in his pocket or bag.
Jokes and socializes, but will leave the second he feels uncomfortable. Will stay anywhere from the whole party to half an hour, depending.
Posts an album of party photos, asking guests to tag themselves.
Sticks to one mixed drink or two beers.
Gladio
Appears an hour after the party starts, no bets on the shirt he’s wearing staying on, though.
The guy who texts the host to see if he needs to pick up ice.
Always the highlight of the party–sometimes it’s for a keg stand. Sometimes it’s because he gets the really drunk person home safe.
Eats a whole pizza/three burgers/the entire veggie tray.
Takes a full trash bag to the curb/dumpster as he leaves.
Ignis
Shows up exactly at start time. The most casual he’ll get is a Henley.
Helps the host arrange the food and prepare drinks. Brings top-shelf liquor.
Is usually roped into playing bartender. He doesn’t mind, it makes socializing less uncomfortable.
270% the one who makes guests breathe into a Breathalyzer before they can drive home.
Did the host have a recycling bin before he showed up…?
Aranea
Always wears a skirt to parties, usually with boots. Shows up about 30 minutes after start time like Prompto does.
Brings her own flask to pour into the soda she gets at the party. Pineapple Fanta and vodka is usually her go-to.
Has a sixth sense for what will run out–napkins, cups, paper plates–and brings some with her.
Chats with about three other people there, leaves after 2-3 hours.
Will sneak off and snoop a little at the off-limit part of the home.
Ravus
Shows up still dressed from work about 10 minutes after the party began.
Brings his own wine. No, you cannot mix it into the communal party sangria, it is his.
Will only eat cupcakes/cookies/etc. set out if the food is buffet/serve yourself style.
Somehow winds up mediating somebody else’s relationship problems. He’s effective at it, but he hates it.
The most likely to sneak out through the bathroom window to avoid saying goodbye.
I did it. It’s a shitpost, but it’s done. I don’t know too much about DnD so forgive me, cruel world.
Headcanons: The Bros, Cor, Luna, and Ravus Playing D&D
Listen
It was Prompto’s idea. The whole damn thing.
“Hey guys, omg, i have the best idea…”
Noctis agreed. So therefore they had to do it, of course
Let’s get some shit laid down:
Ignis is the DM. He doesn’t want to do it, but Noctis makes him ‘cause no one else can fucking do it
Cor is invited (he comes ‘cause he thinks it’s a legitimate meeting), Ravus is invited (he, too, thinks it’s a legitimate meeting and so he does not come because fuck Noctis), Luna’s invited and comes (much to Noctis’ excitement), and Iris wants to come but Gladio doesn’t let her
Gladio doesn’t take any of it seriously at all, he just fuckin dicks around the whole time as a fucking female dwarven bard named Ignia (named after Ignis, “Out of respect”, he claims)
Prompto gets really fuckin into it, my god, he even starts to change his dialect and voice
Oh he plays as a wise cleric btw, wants to be as helpful to the party as possible
Noct? He plays as a super cool elven rogue and constantly goes back and forth between trying to impress Luna and trying to fuck up Ignis’ campaign (which is near impossible btw, cause he has a 127 paged plan with mini plans for when they do fuck up the plot)
Gladio and Noct team up to dick around half the time, but Prompto whines at them to “play it right” and Luna always backs him up cause she actually wants to play, much to everyone’s surprise
She’s an Elven Paladin btw, and gets very, very into character
If any of the bros so much as do a single bad thing she gets P I S S E D
Now… Cor
He doesn’t know what’s going on. He doesn’t know why he’s there. He wants to go home; it’s his first non-overtime evening in months and now he’s stuck in Prompto’s apartment eating cheeto puffs and being a nerd. Any lesser man would have cried, but Cor’s face is hard and devoid of any emotion. He keeps saying, “I’ve only got a few more minutes.” but it’s been three hours and he does like those cheeto puffs…
When he’s asked to make his character, he makes the most basic human warrior in the world
“Great, Mr. Immortal sir! What’s his name???” Prompto still remains excited
“… Cor.”
The whole room is silent and Prom wishes he could be disappointed but tbh, no one expected anything different from Cor
Ignis does his best to keep them all on track, but after four hours and 27 mixed drinks later, he just fucking goes with their dumbass ideas
Gladio drinks so much beer that he gets drunk off his ASS
Noctis would be drunk off his ass, but Cor doesn’t let him have any more than three beers
Prompto is drunk off his ass and Cor is forced to limit his drinking after one shot of vodka and the last sip of Gladio’s beer (Prom’s kind of a lightweight)
Cor would also be drunk off his ass, but he’s scared of what would happen should he give in to alcohol due to his regret (of being there that night)
The room is full of bowls of chips and candy and there are more litres of soda than anyone can count
Gladio also has the great idea of dragging the sofa over to the dining table so they can“play in maximum comfort”
Gladio also sheds his shirt so he can “play in maximum comfort” (that’s his excuse for everything)
Luna almost leaves after an hour because Ravus shows up saying she shouldn’t be around such drunk filth alone, only to be thrust into the campaign with the rest of them
Within the hour, Ravus is drunk off his ass alongside them and plays as a halfling sorcerer named Samwise who likes to cook potatoes
So at this point we have: Ignis (who is starting to drink vodka from a bottle), Gladio (who’s shitfaced and doing everything in his power to fuck up the game), Noctis (who’s half asleep and also trying to fuck up the game), Luna (who’s doing her best to save the game and have fun), Prompto (who regrets suggesting the game and offering his place to play it), Ravus (who originally didn’t want to be there and is shitfaced), and Cor (who also doesn’t want to be there but could not get shitfaced)
Eventually, Cor lets Noctis and Prompto drink again while he starts taking shots
In another hour, everyone but Luna is a bit more than tipsy
By this point, Ignis is drunkenly and emotionally winging the campaign (his 127 pages are no use at this point)
Cor is smiling and laughing
Gladio is actually trying to play the game seriously, even tho he’s drunk and is struggling to process everything that happens in the plot
Ravus drunkenly makes out with Ignis, and Ignis, also drunk af, merely adjusts his glasses and tells Ravus to buy him dinner first (Ravus then orders pizza, pays for it, and wins over Ignis’ heart like in Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley)
The campaign is absolute trash at that point
The only distinguishable thing is a pissy ogre that rides a dragon and writes crappy romance novels for middle aged women to make up for his lack of a love life
Ignis never knows what he’s saying, Gladio’s entire existence is beer and that one math calculation meme, Ravus continues to make moves on Ignis, Cor is having a great time and actually laughing and smiling, Noctis has already passed out, Prompto is crying, and Luna tries to comfort Prompto
Despite the chips, candy, pizza, soda, and alcohol, they all pass out around 5 in the morning (even tho Noct already is passed out)
Ravus drunkenly tucks Luna into bed (in Prompto’s bed btw) and falls asleep on the floor outside the same room (he would later claim it was to make sure no one got in)
Prompto crashes under the table while holding onto a pillow that smells like beer and regret
Gladio and Cor have a fight over the couch at one point. When they wake up, neither one of them know what happened, but Cor has a busted lip on the couch while Gladio wakes up in the bathtub with a black eye
Ignis had fallen asleep in an armchair, but oddly enough his glasses are found in the fridge and he only has one shoe on
Noctis is still sitting in his seat at the table, face resting on the gameboard and arms cushioning his head
Iris, being the little devil she is, wakes them up at 8 AM on the dot by loudly banging on the front door
She knows they were up drinking late and she knows they’re pissed about waking up so early with hangovers, but she also knows they fucking deserve it for leaving her out (although she does apologize to Luna and Noctis)
Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again.
– Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” – Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach – Gladio sighed with a smirk – Ignis facepalmed
– Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”
– Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”
– Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off – He also hit the breaks while shouting it – Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach – With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat – He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat – Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over – And run afterward
@dudewheresmytea Showed me some Gladio mods, and I said it looked like he needed a motorcycle. So I gave him one, the King Behemoth!!! LOL There’s room for another Ladies and Gents. *wink wonk*
Some of y’all don’t want fandom to be fun at all you want it to be like some kind of gd AP Lit class where all we do is have pointed debates over the most Correct interpretation of media like NO get fucked I will project onto my favorite character and write whatever shitty nonsense fic for whatever illogical pairing I want die mad about it
i come home from work and find my mccree and sombra funko pop figures missing and I’m like ‘!!!!!!’ and going crazy trying to look for them
when i can’t find them, i get all sad, go head downstairs to greet my nieces who were visiting for the day and see my mccree and somba figurines in their hands, as they’re playing with their little doll house. ‘this is the boyfriend and this is the girlfriend’ they tell me and then go on about this little story they created and i’m just sitting there on the couch, relieved my figures are okay but also partly intrigued at this little story 😂😂😂
Satya loves to draw – though it’s never anything like ‘people’ or ‘a sunset’ – instead, she draws these really intricate patterns that make up designs that seem almost impossible to replicate. She can fill an entire notebook of these – but when she doesn’t do that, she also loves to draw buildings and complexes – things she imagines that she can create one day or things that she can improve on. Her visions in design are one of the reasons Vishkar was so fond of her as an asset.
Hanzo wasn’t truly into it as a teenager but when Satya one day gifts him new calligraphy brushes, he dabbles into the art just to not put them to waste. He finds that he really enjoys it – it’s soothing and mentally enlightening. Satya loves to watch him as he does so and Hanzo appreciates looking through her work when she fills up a note book.
☠ – angry/violent headcanon
When Satya gets angry, she is collected and calm but extremely cold. It’s best not to approach her because she won’t respond. Usually she’ll even leave the immediate area, wanting somewhere quiet to just gather her thoughts and take some deep breathes. She doesn’t care if her leaving offends anyone. Her heels also tend to strike the ground more when she’s upset. Hanzo will immediately know if she’s angry if he hears her coming.
Hanzo has a short temper, despite trying very hard to not let things bother him. It isn’t petty things that cause him to erupt but he does not tolerate idiocy – something that he and Satya share in common so he’s thankful for that. When extremely bothered, he’ll order for them to be silent, voice loud and curt. Those who fail to comply face a hand slamming into the wall beside their head, followed by a not so hidden threat from Hanzo.
✿ – Sex headcanon
Neither of them are particularly interested in moving the relationship along to the bedroom. They find one another aesthetically beautiful and attractive of course but they never rush the process. Instead, their first time together is a climax of attraction, when both mutually want one another. Lots of time to explore and appreciate the others’ body, quiet but no less honest compliments – they are not loud but every touch and word spoken seems calculated – to bring about the best results possible. Afterward, both are very much satisfied.
He’s not pushy but he just gets a good feeling from seeing Sombra. So when they’re far apart, he’ll often ask for pictures. It doesn’t even have to be dirty in nature, he just wants to see her face – her smile. Most people might find it kind of excessive but as it works out for them, Sombra loves the attention, so she’s more than happy to take photos for him. He especially adores the ones where she wears different things other than her usual catsuit and coat.
But literally every picture she sends him of herself has McCree essentially reacting as such:
It takes her a good while to figure out he can turn human, mostly because McCree has to shift out of necessity.
During a leisure trip to the nearby stream in the forest for a drink of water, Sombra enjoys watching McCree drink from it. She’s not shy about her fascination with the dragon, which McCree is sort of disgruntled/embarrassed about now that she isn’t just strictly terrified of him.
People usually don’t wander into the woods beside the mountain for many good reasons, but occasional they’ll hurry on through. This happened then, with McCree hearing the humans before they could spy them through the trees. Without any real place to hide, and not wanting to fly and be seen, McCree shifts into his human form.
This stuns Sombra into near silence to see the seemingly ordinary man that the legendary monster became, but she recovers just as the travelers see them. McCree doesn’t look directly at Sombra until she grabs his hand and slips against his side, as if they’re down that thousands of times before. He doesn’t say anything as Sombra converse with the travelers, saying that she and her husband were just on a stroll but they shoulder hurry. This place isn’t safe.
They do hurry along. The moment they are gone, Sombra steps away and drops his hand just to stare at him. With near whiplash from the last few seconds, McCree grumbles about her rudely staring. Sombra comments on how she didn’t know he could do that. She also tells him he owes her one, for few would believe a woman and man without any relations to be out in the woods for no good reason.
McCree huffs, before saying a strange thank you that Sombra takes a sincerity.
I’ve been meaning to post more of my cosplay here… but my Sombra coat is about 90% done!! Made it slightly shorter so you can see more of the bodysuit design on the legs. What do you guys think?
It’s been a minute since the last time I posted some art. Life right now is not really conducive to cranking out creative work, but every so often I get a chance to finish and post something. Here’s to more of those days in the future. I am in need of more of this kind of therapy.
What if I were to do a Mcsombra comic over my summer break. Like every so often, maybe a week or more, I would post a new page? I’m still thinking of a story idea. Or maybe I can make comics of Mcsombra fic that I really love (with permission of the author of course). This is just an idea still (I’m not saying I’m doing this 100%). I was hoping that overtime this will help me improve my art. Tell me what you guys think! If you have any story ideas I can make into comics overtime or maybe my view of a scenario you want to hear, please share because I might use it!
When McCree finds himself sitting on the edge of the bed with a cigarette in between his fingers and the world on his mind, Sombra always knows what to do. When he gives a weak excuse about not being able to lay back down with her, she steals his cigarette and smokes it with him. He hates it when she does it. It’s already a bad enough habit for him, no need for her to start too so he puts it out and lets her lay him back down.
Sombra already has a track record of staying up until the sun reappears, but McCree always notices with it falls past the 24 hour mark for her. When that happens, he makes some sweet tea and coaxes her to drink it all before rubbing her shoulders and back. She complains about the other things she needs to focus on but McCree makes her stay long enough that his soft murmurs and massages work her into snoozing. Then, he carries her to their bed.
Mercy usually lounges in the shade, as she burns so easily, and watches Genji roughhouse or get into a game of volleyball. Eventually he’ll come over and promptly haul her over his shoulder just to rush them both into the water while she’s laughing/cursing his name.
McCree and Sombra usually float in the water, occasionally splashing each other or diving under just to make out for a few sneaky seconds. Mostly, they just relax and enjoy the sun while teasing each other about sharks coming to eat them. Also, lots of pecks on the lips and cheeks are exchanged.
You know that one couple on the beach that look absolutely stunning in their swimwear and they know it? That’s Widowmaker and Hanzo. They both spend way too much time rubbing sunscreen on each other and making sure they have ever inch of skin covered. Lots of whispered flirts are exchanged here, before Widowmaker tugs Hanzo into the water with her.
Come back and request cop/analyst boys later!
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