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Gladio: I think we can forget about hitching our way there… Thought people were friendly outside the city.
Ignis: You can only go so far on the kindness of strangers.
Gladio: Just gonna have to push her all the way.
Prompto: I’ve already pushed myself… to the brink of death.
Gladio: Oh, get up. C’mon, car isn’t gonna move itself.
Prompto: I thought the car was supposed to move us.
Noctis: Wouldn’t that be nice-
Gladio: Can it. Ready… Steady… Push!

Noctis: Un. Believable.
Gladio: Not exactly a fairy tale beginning, huh, Prince Noctis?
Ignis: We let ourselves get carried away.
Prompto: Look, these things happen!
Gladio: Let’s just hope this isn’t some omen.
Noctis: Gladio, do me a favor.
Gladio: What?
Noctis: Push this thing by yourself.
Gladio: All by myself?
Prompto: You won’t even notice if we just let go.
Gladio: Prompto, don’t even think about it.
Ignis: Save some breath for pushing.
Noctis: Ignis, c’mon – time to switch!
Gladio: Nuh-uh! We just switched back there!
Prompto: And it’s my turn, Noct.
Ignis: His “turn.”

Prompto: My hands are killing me.
Gladio: You rather I kill you with mine?
Prompto: Easy there, tough guy.
Noctis: Any luck?
Ignis: Only a busy signal.
Prompto: Hold the phone – is it just me, or was it supposed to be way closer?
Ignis: I assure you, the map is correct.
Noctis: The map said Hammerhead was right there.
Prompto: Literally next door.
Gladio: Looks that way on a map of the world.

Noctis: The world’s a big old place.
Ignis: Filled with wonders.
Prompto: Tell that to my legs.
Gladio: You guys even pushing?