Party Time

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The Chocobros + Others and how they act as party guests.

Noctis

• Doesn’t change his outfit from what he wore that day unless it’s a formal party.
• Finds a spot on a chair or couch and sits there the whole party. Somehow gets others to bring him drinks and food.
• His trash is neatly piled for the host to remove. Noct’s comfort level at the party can be judged by the number of beer cans/bottles there (the more there are, the more uncomfortable). 
• Will 100% bail out early, especially if the party began after 9 PM.
• Will bring beer/mixers/chips but only if asked beforehand. 

Prompto

• Shows up about 30 minutes after start time, somehow always in a new shirt. 
• Brings a small host/hostess gift, even for a casual house party. Always has a spare bottle opener in his pocket or bag. 
• Jokes and socializes, but will leave the second he feels uncomfortable. Will stay anywhere from the whole party to half an hour, depending.
• Posts an album of party photos, asking guests to tag themselves. 
• Sticks to one mixed drink or two beers. 

Gladio

• Appears an hour after the party starts, no bets on the shirt he’s wearing staying on, though. 
• The guy who texts the host to see if he needs to pick up ice. 
• Always the highlight of the party–sometimes it’s for a keg stand. Sometimes it’s because he gets the really drunk person home safe.
• Eats a whole pizza/three burgers/the entire veggie tray. 
• Takes a full trash bag to the curb/dumpster as he leaves.

Ignis

• Shows up exactly at start time. The most casual he’ll get is a Henley. 
• Helps the host arrange the food and prepare drinks. Brings top-shelf liquor. 
• Is usually roped into playing bartender. He doesn’t mind, it makes socializing less uncomfortable. 
• 270% the one who makes guests breathe into a Breathalyzer before they can drive home. 
• Did the host have a recycling bin before he showed up…?

Aranea

• Always wears a skirt to parties, usually with boots. Shows up about 30 minutes after start time like Prompto does. 
• Brings her own flask to pour into the soda she gets at the party. Pineapple Fanta and vodka is usually her go-to. 
• Has a sixth sense for what will run out–napkins, cups, paper plates–and brings some with her.
• Chats with about three other people there, leaves after 2-3 hours. 
• Will sneak off and snoop a little at the off-limit part of the home.

Ravus

• Shows up still dressed from work about 10 minutes after the party began.
• Brings his own wine. No, you cannot mix it into the communal party sangria, it is his. 
• Will only eat cupcakes/cookies/etc. set out if the food is buffet/serve yourself style. 
• Somehow winds up mediating somebody else’s relationship problems. He’s effective at it, but he hates it. 
• The most likely to sneak out through the bathroom window to avoid saying goodbye. 

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