Noctis loves your stomach? It’s so soft. When he rests his head against it he isn’t getting poked in the face by any bones. Sometimes he sticks his head under your shirt to get maximum warmth and coziness. He’s fallen asleep like that several times.
When you feel down about your weight, he pulls the “I’m a prince, it doesn’t matter,” card. He also threatens to execute anyone who makes you feel bad, and you’re too busy trying to figure out if he’s serious or not to feel self conscious.
Gladio is a simple guy with simple likes. He loves your butt. He likes when he slaps it and the jiggle reaches other parts of your body (it’s very aesthetically pleasing). He likes putting his hands in your pockets and giving you a lil squeeze. Sweet fella.
And if you ever feel less than amazing, Gladio will slouch while sitting down. He’ll point out that he has rolls, and he’s in such good shape it’s what he’s known for, so you shouldn’t feel too bad.
Ignis is so thankful for your butt and thighs. He sticks his cold feet down your pants at night (you tell him not to, but he does it anyway). He likes to warm his hands between your thighs. And since he’s cold all the time, you’re lucky in the summer!
And I’ve said this before, but one of Ignis’s favorite things to say is that you’re “Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.” If you ever feel bad, just wait for him to say that. You’ll be so busy laughing that you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place.
Prompto, the little weirdo, likes your back. Cuddling him is like cuddling a bag of remotes and he knows it; he’s thankful that when he spoons you, you’re so soft. He’s also strangely squeamish when it comes to seeing other peoples’ bones under their skin. He likes that he can’t see your spine as clearly as you can see his.
He pulls out his middle school pictures when you feel bad. Then he tells you that knowing somebody as beautiful as you has changed his life, and he wishes that he’d met you as a child. Yeah, he gets pretty mushy.
Aranea is a fan of everything, but I guess she really likes your arms. She likes when you hug her, because something about it feels so much nicer than when she hugs somebody with smaller arms. She also feels safe and secure when you put your arms around her shoulders.
Like Noctis, Aranea is willing to beat up anyone who might have made you feel self conscious. God help anyone who insults you in her presence; she’s gripped up an asshole or two since knowing you.
Cindy likes your thighs. Sit on her face and surround her. Drape your legs across her lap and wait for her to start sweating. Wear thigh highs that pinch your thighs just a little bit and she might spontaneously combust. Listen, Cindy says that she doesn’t have a type but she’s lying; she needs big girls more than she needs oxygen.
If you voice complaints about your own body, she’ll just smack her own ass and say something so hick you’ll be too busy laughing to worry. “Give the biscuits ‘n’ sweet tea another couple of years and I’ll have caught right on up to you, Sugar!”
Luna loves titties, and you being thick doesn’t save you from this. She likes handing you things and having you hold it in your bra. If you want to distract her, all you need to do is wear a low-cut shirt. Luna’s simple in the same way that Gladio is, in all honesty.
On the rare occasions you complain about your weight to her, she shares some of her own issues with her body. Then she finishes by explaining that being perfect isn’t what matters, since she loves you for being you.