Ghosthunter!Chocobros HCs

tsuyuzamuuu:

The AU that no one asked for but y’all gonna get anyways

Noctis: 

• The founder of the group. Surprisingly, he’s also the one who never knows how to work the equipment???
• First thing he does is look for any ghost dogs. He carries around dog toys to lure them out.
• Constantly challenging demons. He’ll walk straight into a demon-infested room and be like “eat my ass demons!!”
• “hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy”
• “Demons, if you’re real, kill me – just straight snap my neck, no joke.”
• “Satan’s in my ass rn any one of you wanna join him in there?”
• He carries around a bible in case somebody gets possessed but doesn’t actually know how to perform an exorcism?? he just smacks the shit out of them and says “the power of christ compels you!” over and over
• Always makes prompto enter unexplored areas by himself!!

Prompto:

• The camera-man of the group, and one of the only ones who knows how to use the equipment. 
• He’s always getting new shit too with long names that Noctis can never remember, so they just call them by generic white boy names like “Todd” and “Jim”. 
• Prompto’s camera is named “Harvey II” because the first Harvey got thrown down the stairs by a ghost who didn’t like Noctis telling him to eat his ass.
• Whenever he starts to get too scared to move on, he softly sings the Ghostbuster theme. Or, he attempts to appease the ghosts/demons with whatever he has on hand.
• “If there is anything supernatural in here… i have some lint and beef jerky in my back pocket… we can negotiate…”
• One time he and Noctis started singing the Ghostbusters theme really loudly and something slammed against the wall. noctis mistook his scream for a banshee and he almost started beating the poor guy with his bible.
• Always swears he heard something move
• Like ryan bergara, he carries around a water pistol filled with holy water. the others always make fun of him for having it but he knows one day they’ll thank him.

Ignis:

• The voice of reason of the group. He’s always debunking everything that happens, even if there are no possible explanations. The last thing he wants is Prompto panicking or Noctis trying to fight satan because they are not supposed to be acknowledging the demons.
• but if some seriously demonic shit starts happening he’s ushering everybody out and they’re all going home cause nope no emergency exorcisms are happening tonight not on his watch nope
• He is one of the only one who knows how to use the equipment.
• If there was occult activity reported in any of the areas they’re exploring, he’s makes sure everybody is carrying at least one weapon. The last thing he wants is for them to get caught up in some satanic shit.
• That’s also why he’s constantly telling Noctis not to rile up any demons but you all know how that always ends 😉 
• Does extensive research on the areas they plan on visiting. That way, he can prepare for their trip beforehand. Also carries dog toys in case of ghost dogs.

Gladio:

• The second voice of reason. Like Ignis, he’s always debunking everything that happens. But occasionally he’ll point out something mildly creepy just to scare prompto
• “… did you feel that gust of wind?“
• “Y-yea! ;n; a-and can you smell that d-demonic stench?!!”
• “… sorry it was me i farted lmao”
• Always scaring everybody. He likes to sneak up on them when they least expect it and say some creepy shit in their ear. he mostly does this cause sometimes a voice will whisper in his ear and creep him out, so he does it to them as revenge cause he swears it’s one of them. 
• spoiler: it’s not them 
• Has eerie dreams that are premonitions of whatever ghost trip they’re about to go on and always remembers them at the worst time
• the boys: *looking through an abandoned hospital office*
• “Oh yeah i had a dream where we were in an office that looked exactly like this and the door got stuck and shit started flying”
• the room: *doors immediately lock and shit starts flying*
• Sometimes he takes off his shirt to “show off for the ghost ladies 😉 “