cyde:

Look at this adorable little Hanzo in his little race car that was shown at one of the Hots panels!

direndria:

Sombra from Overwatch. Another finished poster. Did a lot of experimenting with this one. Very pleased with the result!

youraveragejoke:

mysteryprof:

I don’t know if I’m just fuckin’ stupid or what… but I can’t pass through Sym’s new teleporter

I’ll actually reblog this in case other people have the same question, but make sure that you have your interact key bound to something! 

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In options, under controls, scroll down until you reach “communications” and then make sure “interact/acknowledge” is bound to something! The default should be “F”

Then, when you’re standing within range of the tele, it should work (that range is like… inside it sjfhasdkjh)

mdpotts:

The full piece I did for the @genyattazine volume 2!  Pre-orders are available until June 21st, with profits going towards charity.  You can also get volume 1 if you missed getting it last time.  I love these two so much

mdpotts:

mdpotts:

Day 4 of Juneyatta!  I wanted to draw the Harmonious skin since I rarely see it in fanart.  He’s surprised at how cute the yellow looks on his new paint job

morning reblog

arcanist-valtrois:

Hanzo: You have no idea what I am capable of!

Alexstraza: Good, because you must be ready for anything. *steps straight off the building into the abyss*

Hanzo, internally: oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck what the hell is she doing

itshigh-boop:

tf2doodie:

A commission for @itshigh-boop thank you so much ; v ; ) <3333

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IT’S JUST SO GOSH DARN CUTE!!! Thank you so much again for the beautiful commission!!!!! <333333333 🧡💜🧡💜🧡💜🧡💜🧡💜

pockethealing:

BASIC RUNDOWN ON DEV UPDATE

idk about you guys but I dont like watching dev updates bc they stress me out. I saw tho how much theyre changing so I figured I should listen and do a quick post explaining all the updates for those who dont like to watch either lol

Social Feature Changes-

  • endorsements: at the end of games, you can look at players on yours and the other team. you will be able to recognize them in game for certain behaviors to show they shined in that area. you can endorsements in sportsmanship, good teammate, and shot caller. people who hit high endorsement levels will receive check in rewards!
  • sportsmanship example: “hey enemy widow, that was a super good shot! you fucked me up bruh! gg!” (applies to both teams)
  • good teammate example: self explanatory. good heals, good defense, good overall. (applies to your team only)
  • shot caller example: someone who helps make the right decision like ‘oh we could really use a reaper for this winston’ and actually contributing useful info for the team. (applies to your team only) 
  • Looking for Group: a system so you can make a group to your exact specifications. (for example- you can restrict to find people to 2, 2, 2 comp with) you will have the ability to enforce those who volunteer to play those roles, to only play those roles (ie: support is Amanda. Amanda cannot switch off support) or you can just stick to an open group! You can also do things like group names, mics only, stuff like that!
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  • Player Profiles– you can now control who sees it. You can put it private, friends only, or public. By default, they will not be public with the update. This is being done because of the fact that sometimes others gave people a hard time because of their profile stats. 

Misc Info Changes

  • Attack and Defense Heroes are being merged into one category as ‘Damage’! so Tracer and Junkrat will be in the same category as Damage, for example. It’s being done to help looking for group! 
  • SYMMETRA REWORK NEXT PATCH WITH DESCRIPTIONS OF ALL HER CHANGES. (read all about it here, now!)
  • Severely significant Horizon Map will be changed next patch. (LOOK AT THE CHANGES ON PTR HERE)

If you want, WATCH THE ENTIRE DEV UPDAT HERE!

moonshinedoodles:

Overwatch Dances to Uma Thurman by Fall Out Boy [Happy Anniversary, Overwatch!] 

whew can’t remember the last time i uploaded a dance video here. here’s to another year of overwatch! 

almostwatch:

Junkrat: Hold on! I’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures?

Tracer: what the fuck

Roadhog: he has an idea.

southernsquall:

           You can get to know me

                                                   But can you handle what you get?


->Thank you to @noodl for the lovely picture of my boy! He turned out amazing!!

->Please do not use my Hanzo for RP icons.

Smol male s/o gets verbally and emotionally attacked in public by a past ex. How would McCree, Junkrat and Hanzo handle this situation?

overwatch-imagines-hell:

McCree:

  • This boy will be seeing red
  • Nobody hurts his y/n and gets away with it 
  • He recognized this person from the photo you had shown them. From the stories alone he was ready to kill them, but now they were going after you? 
  • He overheard the conversation when you two split up to look for stuff in the store 
  • He’ll book it over to where you were pretending he was unaware of what was going on 
  • He’ll slip his arm around you and look the person up and down 
  • “Who’s this?” Your ex will say in a disgusted tone. 
  • “The man who’s dating this lovely man right here, now who are you?”
  • “Your eyes must be messed up like your arm because that thing right there is nowhere near lovely.”
  • You’ll look down and hold McCree tighter 
  • Seeing you all bunched up and nervous like that will simply egg him on 
  • “My eyes are just fine. Fine enough to see the pathetic excuse for a human standing in front of me. I’ll give you 10 minutes to get out of here before you and my peacekeeper have a little chat,” McCree will reply, moving his shirt to show off his gun strapped to his waist 
  • Your ex’s eyes will go wide and they’ll angrily shuffle off 
  • When you get home, McCree asks you to tell him what they said 
  • “That’s bullshit if I’ve ever heard it. You’re wonderful y/n and they were too stupid to realize that then it’s their own damn fault.”
  • That night, he’ll hold you especially close 

Junkrat:

  • This boy will be ready to kill someone 
  • When he sees you standing there looking like you want to melt he’ll come running
  • “What’s going on ‘ere y/n?” He’ll ask you, completely overlooking your ex 
  • “Is this your new boyfriend?” Your ex will ask
  • “’ell yeah. Five months already.”
  • “How perfect. You’re just as trashy as y/n.”
  • That little comment was all it took to send him over the edge 
  • He’ll punch them so hard it knocks a tooth out, sending them to the ground
  • He’ll give them one stomp to the chest before pointing at them and screaming “If I ever catch you around y/n again I’ll blow you to bits you ‘ear me?!” 
  • With that, he’ll take your hand and walk off 
  • Back at home before you can even say a word he’ll pull you into a hug 
  • “Don’t you dare listen to them y/n. You’re perfect and they’re just too thick to realize. Please don’t let this get to ya,” He’d say with tears in his eyes 
  • “I won’t. My sweet little knight,” You’ll reply, kissing his forehead

Hanzo:

  • He’s a lot calmer than the other two. Probably because he’s dealt with this sort of thing before 
  • His eyes alone will be enough to shake your ex to their core when he walks over 
  • He’ll place his arm around you and look at your ex 
  • “Stay out of this, mustache.”
  • “Garbage like you shouldn’t even be in the presence of someone like y/n,” He’ll say calmly
  • “Garbage like me? You mean garbage like him. If you haven’t noticed, you’ve got your arm around a pretty big piece of trash,” Your ex will reply 
  •  Hanzo’s grip on your shoulder tightens 
  • “Insult him again and I’ll make sure you don’t wake up tomorrow.”
  • “Is that a threat?”
  • “We both know that.”
  • At this point, Hanzo’s tattoo will be glowing letting your ex know it’s time to get out of there 
  • At home, Hanzo tells you over and over how much he loves you and how much you mean to him 
  • He’ make sure your ex never finds you again 

I have a request. Can you do some headcanons for Lucio, Junkrat, Reaper, and Hanzo(if too many forget Hanzo) with an S/O that gets constant anxiety attacks? Like it’s not like they’re crying in the corner but their breathing is off and they keep fidgeting but they try to hide it. This happens to me a lot like I can’t breathe and I have to wait it out. Sometimes I end up not breathing without realizing it. Thank you love!

overwatch-imagines-hell:

Lucio

  • This boy knows something is up even before you do 
  • He can hear the slightest changes in your breathing 
  • As soon as it starts to get worse he’ll be putting some headphones on your head to play some calming music for you while he wraps an arm around you 
  • He’ll wait until your breathing has leveled out before trying to talk to you 
  • “Everything alright? Do we need to go home?”
  • If you tell him everything is ok, he’ll continue to hold your hand, but he won’t push you 
  • At the first sign of distress, he’ll be back to hold you through it 
  • If you say you want to go home, he won’t hesitate to leave 
  • You mean more to him than anything 
  • He won’t make you feel bad about it ever. He knows it’s hard to deal with this sort of thing 
  • Whatever you need him to do he’ll do. He’s willing to do anything for his sweet y/n

Junkrat

  • He’s not quite as perceptive as Lucio
  • It’ll take you not breathing for him to notice something’s wrong 
  • “Y/N what’s wrong?” He’ll ask you gently 
  • When you don’t say anything, he’ll take your hand in his and look you dead in the eyes 
  • “Tell me what’s wrong.”
  • After you explain what’s wrong, he’ll get you out of that situation 
  • He’ll take you somewhere nice and calm and help you cool off
  • Afterward, he’ll try to talk to you about it, but in a very careful way 
  • He won’t make you feel bad, he’ll just try to figure out what he can do to make it easier for you 
  • Whatever you need he’ll do just let him know 

Reaper

  • He’s moderately perceptive
  • The fidgeting he’ll notice before the breathing 
  • With his hand he’ll give your own a little squeeze, letting you know that he’s there for you 
  • If that’s not enough he’ll get you out of there 
  • He’ll wrap his arms around you and whisper that it’s ok into your ears until your breathing if finally even 
  • No matter how long it takes he’ll be there for you 
  • He loves you so much, he’s not going to let this get in the way of the two of you being together 
  • He’ll start carrying snacks around to give you when you’re anxious to help you calm down 

Hanzo 

  • Hanzo knows you well, so he notices when you start getting anxious 
  • As soon as possible, he’ll take you somewhere calm 
  • He’ll hold you close and rub your hair until you relax
  • When all is better, he’ll talk to you about what exactly made you anxious and will try to help you avoid that in the future 
  • He’ll hold you much closer in public to keep you calm, always keeping one arm around you 
  • If he sees someone doing something that he knows makes you uncomfortable he will politely ask them to stop 
  • No matter what you need, he’ll make sure your needs are met
  • He won’t do anything that makes the whole process worse for you because he loves you with all his heart 

Hanzo, McCree, and whoever you’d like with a s/o younger then them( nothing crazy like 10 years or so). Thanks ! 😁

overwatch-imagines-hell:

Hanzo

  • Having a younger s/o makes him kind of nervous 
  • He worries that you’ll see him as old (Even tho he’s not old)
  • Sometimes, he’s afraid of you leaving him for a man closer to your age 
  • Because of that, he treats you amazingly 
  • He’s not old enough to be your sugar daddy, but he sure does treat you like he is 
  • The two of you spend so much time together
  • Every evening he’s inviting you out for dinner or a movie 
  • Like a true gentleman, he always insists on paying 
  • He knows you’re younger and just starting out in your career, so he wants to take care of you as best he can 
  • Once you get on your feet, he might still continue to offer to pay, but he’ll let you choose

McCree

  • God does he love having a younger s/o
  • You remind him that he’s still got the game to pull a younger partner 
  • Every chance he gets he likes to show you off to the other members of Overwatch 
  • He doesn’t do it in a super obvious way, he just likes to show up with you under his arm for them to see
  • You are his pride and joy 
  • He takes you all sorts of places
  • He pays, of course, he wouldn’t have it any other way 
  • Any part of your body you leave exposed will get attacked with kisses
  • To him, your entire body is perfect and deserves loving 
  • You’ll never get rid of him 

Do you have some fluff headcanons with the noodles from genji and Hanzo? (seperated)

damagedninja:

Hey there, i decided to do some small noodle fluff
hope you enjoy

Hanzo

  • it was in the evening when hanzo decided to take a bath after a stressful mission
  • he needed some time on his own and you were afraid to ask if you could join him because you couldn’t measure his answer
  • so you just stayed in the livingroom, reading one of your favorite books
  • after a short time you hear the door opening again
  • interested you lifted your head
  • that was a short bath
  • but it wasn’t hanzo coming out of the bath
  • you couldn’t even see what slipped through the door because the candels barely lightend the room
  • multible tiny footsteps were coming closer, your heartbeat skipping a beat
  • were those rats???
  • you pulled your feet on the couch, looking fearfully on the ground just to look in two wonderful pair of eyes
  • they blinked at you, sticking their tongues out of their snouts and blicked again
  • you couldn’t help but smile
  • those were hanzos dragon’s
  • way more tiny than usual, but hey, those are his dragons
  • you liftet both up on the couch, trying not to squeeze them to hard with your hands
  • they were making a lovely, purring sound as they snugged into your lap
  • those calm eyes were watching you all the time
  • both of his dragons fell asleep on your lap shortly after you started reading to them
  • hanzo gave you a suprised look as he stood in the frame of the bathroom door
  • Had a relaxing bath?”, you asked quiet
  • he smiled
  • Yes, my love.

Genji

  • it must have been half an hour when genji left for his morning meditation
  • but you had better things to do
  • so you snuggled yourself into the pillows and decided to sleep a little longer
  • even though genji would love you to join his meditation
  • but sometimes you just have to do what you do … and sleep
  • so you dozed off again
  • genji opended the curtains when he came back
  • just to saw you, with his dragon around your neck, sleeping
  • when did this even happen?
  • his scared lips moved into a smile
  • he loved you so much
  • he couldn’t even find words for it
  • genji slipped into the bed again, trying not to wake you up
  • you look so peaceful when you sleep, he wouldn’t even thing about waking you up
  • so he just layed there with you, giving a soft kiss on your cheek
  • when you woke up you felt the sun kissing your skin 
  • but it wasn’t just the sun kissing you
  • also genji was
  • you gave him a sleepy smile and welcomed him in your arms for a long hug

For demon day may I request a possessive dragon Hanzo of his female s/o? (congrats!)

tacticalvisor76:

a/n: sure you can anon. i hope that the hc’s i came up with.

  • Hanzo is a stubborn and proud dragon. Dragon’s are known to be possessive creatures so he wouldn’t take too kindly to other’s trying to claim you as their own. 
  • Carrying the blood of an ancient dragon in his veins means that much of the dragon’s personality is always glimmering beneath a surface of a well put together human. 
  • He is aggressive and primitive when it comes to you. Letting more of his true self out to be seen by you. 
  • Hanzo will glare daggers at anyone whose gaze rest on your form for too long, you are his mate, his greatest treasure his woman and while the human side of him tried to stay on the surface the dragon more often than not won. 
  • Quickly placing himself in-between you and whatever creature was too close to you, glaring at them while holding their wrist in a bone-crushing grip. 
  • Will often decorate you with gold, jewels and a necklace made of his scales or teeth to keep other’s away from you. 
  • You held the chance of continuing his line, and he didn’t want to lose that. He didn’t want to lose someone he would quickly fall down to his knees to save your life should it ever be threatened. 
  • But while Hanzo is possessive of you, he often shows you that he loves you in his own small ways, even if some of those ways make you sigh and shake your head. 
  • Showing a loving and tender side of himself that is reserved for you and his family. Even the dragon side of him has its own ways of showing you, even if it felt a bit like being smothered with gifts and it’s love. 

Hello, welcome back! Your blog says requests are closed but I looked at your drabble post and you said ask about those prompts so just ignore this if requests are closed but Hanzo with 1? Thank you, I love your writing!

zenyattayatta:

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Prompt #1. I have you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth

(I have it closed for normal requests. I’m trying to open up drabble prompts tho in order to keep content flowing before I post another story! Sorry for the misunderstanding!)

Hanzo’s breaths are labored and heavy. His hands position in front of him, ready as he watched you vigilantly. There was always something about the arrogance in your movements when dodging and striking with assurance drove him wild. A streak of competitiveness that befalls him as he has yet to win a fight against you.

Though, now, he believes he has finally got you. With a feign intention in his movements and sweep of his steps, your legs give our from under you before his large hands take a hold of your wrists and pin them above your head. His body presses you to the padded walls of the training room with no space to readjust. The feel of victory evident in the smirk he holds. His eyes look to your face for the gauged reaction, the impressed surprise filling him with pride. 

“Congrats, Hanzo.” The words sound like music to his ears. That is, until his gaze falls the curve of your lips pulled up into a smile. The clench of this muscles easing as he becomes enraptured in a stare. It would be so easy to lean in and take a kiss from you. Maybe one so fierce similar to the way you two spar or, rather, one so gentle it might even surprise him? He pulls back when your tongue pokes out to lick at the dryness.

That arrogance of yours thickening the air once more. “Something caught your eye?” 

He scoffs, playing it off as if you hadn’t caught him. The archer lifts you enough to gather your footing before releasing your hands. “Nonsense, I was simply relishing in my victory.” 

He clears his throat when you raise a brow. The two of you center yourselves in the on training floor and get into defensive positions. “In that case, I wouldn’t mind celebrating another.” You retort. 

The traces of a smile form at the ends of his scowl. “I do hope that means you will not go easy on me.” He quips.

“Never.” You gasp dramatically. He catches the way your eyes languidly look over him. “If you really want something, then you have to work for it.” Your focus lands back on his eyes and vice versa. “Though, who knows. I might reward you next time.”

x3nka:

…because that skin is pure *_____*

*i got it in the end and almost died of happiness :’D

Hello! Happy demons day lmao, can i have some demon!hanzo, oni!genji and gabe!demon hcs please? (Fluff though) , thx!

tacticalvisor76:

a/n: here you go, sweetie! sorry that this took so long to get out. 

Hanzo: 

  • Prideful and honorable. 
  • The leader of a clan of his family home. 
  • Hanzo is willing to swallow his pride as a leader and get down on his hands and knees for you and only you. Everyone can see how sweet Hanzo is with you, but no-one will dare harm you as you are his greatest source of strength. 

Genji: 

  • Sly and flirtatious. 
  • Second in command to brother. 
  • But loyal and loving to you. While he is a promiscuous man before he met you, using his silver tongue and flirting abilities to his advantage, he only has eyes for you. 

Gabriel: 

  • Commanding and cruel. 
  • A commander, and a demon of death. 
  • But Gabriel is kind and loving when it comes to you. Always softer around the edges, his hardened eyes taking on a warmer light when he interacted with you. 

saltyteru:

@miinyya

I actually squealed when I saw this! My cats love knocking my things off the counter all the time, so I related a lot to this prompt lol

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Genji

“Don’t you even think about it!” You warned, not daring to move closer to snatch the mug away from the cat-like dragon — knowing full well he would have sent it to the ground before you could even touch it, “Dont you dare test me!”

Genji has been walking past the kitchen, on his way to meditate with Zenyatta, when he overheard your stressed voice. He peered in, holding back a chuckle as he watched you participate in a stare-off with his dragon. Both you and Soba were unmoving, waiting for the other to crack.

“What are you two doing?” Genji broke through the silence, a smirk upon his face as he took of his faceplate.

You stiffened and turned to look at him, cheeks flaring up with a heated blush of embarrassment. You glanced away from the cyborg, only to hear something crash to the floor beside you; the mug you had warned Soba not to touch, now shattered on the ground, the pieces scattered across the floor. You looked up at the green dragon before sighing, rubbing your temples.

“Why do you have to be like this?” You groaned, grabbing the dustpan from the cupboard beneath the sink, crouching down the clear up the porcelain shards.

Genji covered his mouth as he broke out into a grin, holding back his laughter.

“It’s not funny!” You pouted playfully before glancing toward Genji, “Okay, maybe it’s a little funny.” You giggled, sweeping up the mess.

“Soba, you can be such a pain sometimes.” Genji tapped the dragon of his nose, shaking his head before Soba jumped onto the cyborg, perching himself on his master’s shoulder.

“Only sometimes?” You smirked, dumping the broken mug into the trash bin.

Soba made a soft ‘melp’ sounds, his eyes following your movements.

“I’m kidding, Soba.” You smiled, scratching him beneath his chin, the dragon stretching out his neck to push further into your touch, “You really are just like a cat.”

Hanzo

With a dry throat, Hanzo walked toward the kitchen in need of a glass of water. He had been practicing with his bow for the past 3 hours without any breaks, sweat dripping down his temple in exhaustion. He had grown curious to where his dragons had disappeared to — not worrying himself since they couldn’t run too far.

“I swear if you do it I will fight you.” You threatened, ready to pounce on the two dragons that currently pushed a mug to the edge of the counter, their eyes narrowing, “I will do it!”

“(Y/n)?” Hanzo asked, giving you a look of confusion as his eyes flickered between you and his two dragons that currently had their noses on the rim of the cup.

“Oh! Hi, Hanzo.” You laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of your neck, embarrassed of the situation he caught you in.

“What’s going on here?” He asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, these two,” You glanced at the pesky dragons, “Decided they wanted to knock things off the counter. They’re just like cats!” You laughed, ready to catch the mug when it fell.

Hanzo hummed in understanding, “So this is where they’ve been.”

“Yeah, they haven’t broken anything yet.” You mumbled before flinching at the sound of something shattering.

You turned to find the mug the two dragons had been playing with on the floor, broken into many different pieces. You groaned, facepalming before you looked at the culprits that tried to hide behind their master.

“Why are you two like this?” You sighed before picking up the big chucks of broken porcelain.

“Here, let me help you.” Hanzo grabbed a broom, helping you clean the mess.

“Thanks.” You smiled softly at him, earning a subtle one back.

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Masterlist

absolute-overwatch-trash:

(Sorry if this took too long, nonny! I’ve never really written or read anything with the Shimada brothers, so I hope I did good.)

Hanzo:

  • Hanzo is very physical when it comes to flirting.
  • He’s constantly touching you whenever you guys are close to one another.
  • He’ll tuck loose strands of hair behind your ears if its long enough or just run his fingers through it whenever he can.
  • Lots of “Accidental” touching. Like brushing hands together or bumping into you in the hallways.
  • Hanzo gets very flustered when you catch him in the act of staring at you. Whether it be at your lips or just at you in general, he hates getting caught.
  • Whenever he finally works up the courage to talk to you about how he feels, he’ll bring you a bunch of your favorite flowers and just ask you to be his girlfriend. Short and sweet.

Genji:

  • Flirting with Genji is the kind of flirting where neither of you knew it was happening, but everyone else does.
  • You two will spend a lot of time together and he’ll want to teach you all about his culture and vice versa.
  • Even if your jokes aren’t that funny, guess who is still gonna laugh and think they’re hilarious, Genji!
  • Once he realizes he has actual feelings for you, he gets really self conscious.
  • You’ll pick up on the change and question him about it. When you bring it up all his feeling come out. He’ll tell you everything he loves about you and how you deserve so much better.
  • You’ll shake your head and throw your arms around him and tell him you like him back.
  • You’ve never seen him happier.

Junkrat:

  • At first, Junkrat would probably think something is wrong with him. So, he goes straight to Roadie for some help, complaining that his stomach and chest feel weird.
  • Obviously, Roadhog will know exactly what’s going on and explain it to him.
  • Roadhog explains the basics of flirting with him So that he doesn’t make a complete fool of himself.
  • He’ll stay by you on the battlefield, making sure you don’t get hurt, he’ll bring you around the workshop and show you some plans he’s been working on, asks he’ll ask around too see what kinda things you’re into.
  • Its not a completely obvious disaster…

Roadhog:

  • Let’s just say he’s a bit rusty. Living as a wanted criminal doesn’t exactly leave time for getting crushes and such.
  • Also, he’s a but worried that because of his size he’ll hurt you in some way or another, and that is the last thing he’d want to do.
  • However, he tries his best and that’s all that matters.
  • He loves to cook for you. He’ll make you anything and everything, all you have to do is ask.
  • And he absolutely adores taking you out on his motorcycle. The way your hair is all wild and messy when the two of you get off makes him smile.
  • He’s not a man of many words, so when he finally confesses, it’s like Hanzo, short and sweet.

Hanzo Domestic Headcanons

finnasupersmash:

  •  This babe is a busy body.
  • He may not be able to change the past, or take back the horrible things he done, but dammit, he can sure as fuck keep his room clean.
    • Will do chores around his home just to stay busy and have something to do.
    • Actually genuinely enjoys doing the dishes. 
    • To regain some semblance of control in his life, he likes to have his living environment spotless.
    • When a chore needs to get done, it needs to get done now. It bugs him to no end to just let it sit.
    • He’s like a mom when company comes over. (Please refer to the video, Company is Coming by Chris Fleming, on youtube.)
      • “We’ve gotta clean the house, now, n O W, N O W, PEOPLe
      • “I want this place looking like Disney on ice in one minute.”
      • “Genji, if you haven’t made your bed, throw it away it’s too late to make it now.”
      • “Company is c o m i n g
      • “The chairs need to be pushed in, there cannot be any sign of living in this house.”
      • “Get rid of the couches, we can’t let people know we S I T.”
  • His house smells like rosemary and incense.
  • When he does settle down, he’ll lounge on the couch and usually read a book. Though, if he’s in the mood, he’ll watch some TV. 
    • He’ll lay down with his Noodles draped over his stomach and/or shoulders, and watch horror movies (his fav) or The Office (Genji got him hooked).
    • Spoils his s/o and will usually watch whatever they want to watch. He enjoys seeing them happy so he doesn’t mind.
    • He’s actually really funny when you get to know him. His humor is very dry and sarcastic. He appreciates an s/o who can make him laugh and be silly around him. He’ll play it off and call them childish, but he loves it.
    • He is the king of try-not-to-laugh/smile challenges. However, if there’s a funny dog or cat video, he’ll have a hard time keeping his composure.
  • In trying to rebuild his relationship with his brother, he’ll go to Genji’s or Genji will come over and they’ll order takeout and play video games. At first it was awkward but he’s slowly beginning to enjoy himself. 
  • Much prefers texting to actually talking on the phone. 
  • Runs his life on a tight budget. It took a while for him to get used to not having endless amounts of money at his finger tips, but now he’s very responsible with his money and has turned into a bit of a penny pincher. 
  • Goes to therapy once every two months (that’s all he can handle when it comes to sharing his feelings, but he’s getting there.)
    • It was Genji’s idea.
    • Usually, after his therapy session, he and Genji will have a gaming night to distract Hanzo from his emotional exhaustion; or if he’s experiencing a bout of guilt, his s/o will step in, make him tea and run him a bath. They’ll just relax the rest of the day. Don’t expect him to talk much.
    • He struggled with alcoholism for the longest time, and he’s still working on it.
      • That being said, he is a very emotional drunk, ugly crying and everything. He also tends to wander when he’s drunk and needs to be supervised at all times. 
    • Journaling, maintaining a healthy diet, gardening, training and spending more and more time with his s/o and brother is helping him to deal with his depression and ptsd. 
  • Growing up in the clan, he was gifted with an expensive education.
    • He’s very STEM inclined and knows several different languages.
    • He has floor to ceiling bookcases full of books he’s read more than once.
    • When he was younger, he was coerced into learning the piano. He can still pluck out a few songs, but he’s kind of rusty.
  • Feels no need to fill silence with mindless chatter. He really enjoys comfortable silences and regards them as the highest form of intimacy. 
    • Speaking of intimacy, handholding and brief hugs are the farthest he’s willing to go with PDA. He’s a big, scary, ex-yakuza assassin and he has a reputation to uphold.
    • Laying down with his s/o, silently cuddling is his favorite, though. He’s so touch starved, behind closed doors it seems like he always has a hand on his s/o. 
  • When he does listen to music, it’s traditional Japanese music or heavy metal. 
    • Sometimes his s/o can catch him in a rare mood and they’ll sing classic hits together like “What’s Up” by 4 Non Blondes or “Africa” by Toto.
    • Has a secret love for the arts and loves taking his s/o on dates to art museums, plays and orchestra concerts. 
    • Contemporary concerts make him nervous. Too many people, too loud, too chaotic- it’s sensory overload and he feels very vulnerable to an attack. 
  • Handsoap loves to cook.
    • Gets really proud when he makes a particularly tasty dish, and thinks to himself, “at least I can do something right…” It makes him really happy, and it builds his self confidence. 
    • His s/o is his guinea pig with new recipes.
    • In his years of wandering, he picked up various recipes that he keeps written on notecards. They’re kept in one of his kitchen drawers. 
    • Really likes Mediterranean food (quinoa, eggplant, chickpeas, tomatoes, etc).
    • This is a man who really appreciates good food, and can be kind of a snob about it. That means no frozen dinners or packaged ramen.
    • Fridge is full of fresh, organic produce (sometimes accompanied by the occasional cake). 
    • Has a little herb garden. He would like to start a full vegetable garden when he has the space and time to do so.
    • Doesn’t like heavy foods/comfort foods unless they’re desserts. He doesn’t like how heavy they sit in his stomach and how sluggish he feels afterwards.
  • Keeps the thermostat colder than a witch’s tit. He likes the still, brisk air. At least this way it’s easier to enjoy a hot cup of tea and snuggling under a blanket with his s/o.
  • Has an armchair sitting right beside the window with a small table next to it. These are for those stormy nights. He’ll grab a cup of tea, sit down and watch the lightning. It invigorates him.
    • Sometimes he likes to be left alone during this time, but more often than not, he’ll pull his s/o into his lap so they can enjoy the storm with him. 
    • He’ll press soft kisses to their temple and whisper how much he loves them and how he doesn’t deserve them.
  • Likes to take care of himself in the sense that he’s very meticulous about hygiene. He has a whole bunch of essential oils and bath salts and stuff for his self-care tub time.
    • Baths, in his opinion, are perfect for aftercare. 
    • He loves taking baths and showers with his s/o. 
  • A very light sleeper. He’ll wake up at the drop of a pin. As a result, he doesn’t get the best sleep. 
    • His blinds are never closed. He rises and sets with the sun. Unless he’s hungover.
  • He tries to meditate at least three times a day anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour. 
    • His s/o is welcome to join him but they shouldn’t expect much attention from him and would do better to just leave him be. 
  • Decor is very minimalistic.
    • He’s not very sentimental, so there aren’t a whole lot of pictures in his home, save for one family portrait that sits in his nightstand.
    • Not a lot of personal possessions. Were there to be a fire, he’d grab his s/o, Stormbow, arrows, and family photo. Nothing more. 
  • He really wants a cat.

nsfwmchanzo:

I was trying to be cool by photo bombing Junkenstein’s monster but ended up with this result instead

drawing-and-darkness:

What if Genji had two dragons????

What if, Genji originally had TWO DRAGONS, but when Hanzo was sent to kill him, the second dragon scarfices themselves to save/protect Genji, which ultimately destroyed it?

What kind of humor do you think solider 76, junkrat, roadhog, mccree, and Hanzo have? Jack and Hanzo are always so damn serious!

wttp:

Soldier 76
Despite his age, Jack still has his humor going for him. Other than his frankly obligatory arsenal of dad-jokes, he also specializes in anecdotal comedy and often entertains comrades with old stories. Another part of his repertoire is one-liners. He often finds time to lighten the mood when a mission is about to begin, as a way to lessen the tense stress of the situation at hand.

McCree
One-liners- and puns galore! This man is an encyclopedia of jokes, and he´ll most likely never run out. A lot of his jokes revolve around a western-theme, but he also has an inventory of “regular” jokes. His preferred type of humor varies a lot, but he´s a pretty chill guy, most of the time. He also has a tradition of easing the frazzled nerves of new OW recruits, by joking around and helping them relax.

Hanzo
This man is stoic a.f. (if you make him crack, you honestly deserve a medal). He has an incredible level of self-control, so he doesn’t laugh often, which can make it difficult to pinpoint his sense of humor. Despite his seriousness, however, one-liners still stand as a sure-fire way to amuse him. It forces a smile on his lips, and he can´t help but let out a short chuckle.


Junkrat
Practical jokes are his trademark. He keeps it under control most of the time, but sometimes he just has to unwind. With all the seriousness in the world today, it’s almost therapeutic for him to make it at least a little bit funnier. He prefers to keep it light but isn’t above getting uncivil, if the situation calls for it.

Roadhog
Roadie is a pretty serious guy, so much so that he balances Junkrats liveliness. He doesn’t laugh that often, but when he does it really means something. He has a somewhat pessimistic worldview, so you´ll have to pull out the heavy stuff to make him crack. He appreciates jokes that he doesn’t expect, and especially when it can distract him from the real world. He views humor as a sort of anchor that keeps him rooted so that he doesn’t get too down about the world.

otherwindow:

Sombra | Sherlock 🔎

Private Detective Colomar speaking. What do you mean you’re being murdered? That’s illegal, people can’t do that. Don’t call me again.

So, imagine a world where Reyes never becomes Reaper and is still the Blackwatch commander. How do you think the conversation would go when McCree tells Reyes he’s in love? (By which I mean he has to tell Reyes he knocked up a Talon agent and wants to get her into Overwatch) P.S. everything you write is pure gold ;-)

ribbons-halos:

McCree is sweating bullets when he goes to Reyes. He’s older and has a lot more gray hair but the super soldier serum is still working on him. McCree knows he can still kick his butt at any time. 

But when he approaches Reyes, telling him that he fell in love with a Talon agent, and well, they’re expecting now, McCree braces for the worst. He expects yelling and a batch of colorful insults. The whole nine yards of his anger and fury in what he’s been doing, but Reyes is quiet. He only sighs when McCree finishes asking for his help in getting Sombra to Overwatch. 

“You really love her but, Jesse, does she love you?”

“We wouldn’t be raising this baby together if she didn’t.”

Reyes sighs before cussing once. 

“Let’s get your baby mama then.” 

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