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@miinyya

I actually squealed when I saw this! My cats love knocking my things off the counter all the time, so I related a lot to this prompt lol

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Genji

“Don’t you even think about it!” You warned, not daring to move closer to snatch the mug away from the cat-like dragon — knowing full well he would have sent it to the ground before you could even touch it, “Dont you dare test me!”

Genji has been walking past the kitchen, on his way to meditate with Zenyatta, when he overheard your stressed voice. He peered in, holding back a chuckle as he watched you participate in a stare-off with his dragon. Both you and Soba were unmoving, waiting for the other to crack.

“What are you two doing?” Genji broke through the silence, a smirk upon his face as he took of his faceplate.

You stiffened and turned to look at him, cheeks flaring up with a heated blush of embarrassment. You glanced away from the cyborg, only to hear something crash to the floor beside you; the mug you had warned Soba not to touch, now shattered on the ground, the pieces scattered across the floor. You looked up at the green dragon before sighing, rubbing your temples.

“Why do you have to be like this?” You groaned, grabbing the dustpan from the cupboard beneath the sink, crouching down the clear up the porcelain shards.

Genji covered his mouth as he broke out into a grin, holding back his laughter.

“It’s not funny!” You pouted playfully before glancing toward Genji, “Okay, maybe it’s a little funny.” You giggled, sweeping up the mess.

“Soba, you can be such a pain sometimes.” Genji tapped the dragon of his nose, shaking his head before Soba jumped onto the cyborg, perching himself on his master’s shoulder.

“Only sometimes?” You smirked, dumping the broken mug into the trash bin.

Soba made a soft ‘melp’ sounds, his eyes following your movements.

“I’m kidding, Soba.” You smiled, scratching him beneath his chin, the dragon stretching out his neck to push further into your touch, “You really are just like a cat.”

Hanzo

With a dry throat, Hanzo walked toward the kitchen in need of a glass of water. He had been practicing with his bow for the past 3 hours without any breaks, sweat dripping down his temple in exhaustion. He had grown curious to where his dragons had disappeared to — not worrying himself since they couldn’t run too far.

“I swear if you do it I will fight you.” You threatened, ready to pounce on the two dragons that currently pushed a mug to the edge of the counter, their eyes narrowing, “I will do it!”

“(Y/n)?” Hanzo asked, giving you a look of confusion as his eyes flickered between you and his two dragons that currently had their noses on the rim of the cup.

“Oh! Hi, Hanzo.” You laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of your neck, embarrassed of the situation he caught you in.

“What’s going on here?” He asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, these two,” You glanced at the pesky dragons, “Decided they wanted to knock things off the counter. They’re just like cats!” You laughed, ready to catch the mug when it fell.

Hanzo hummed in understanding, “So this is where they’ve been.”

“Yeah, they haven’t broken anything yet.” You mumbled before flinching at the sound of something shattering.

You turned to find the mug the two dragons had been playing with on the floor, broken into many different pieces. You groaned, facepalming before you looked at the culprits that tried to hide behind their master.

“Why are you two like this?” You sighed before picking up the big chucks of broken porcelain.

“Here, let me help you.” Hanzo grabbed a broom, helping you clean the mess.

“Thanks.” You smiled softly at him, earning a subtle one back.

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