selfless-gunman:

jrockmama:

reitass:

gay-soy-yogurt:

trashbambi:

a-rumbly-in-my-tumbly:

drearycheery:

a-rumbly-in-my-tumbly:

drearycheery:

• Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut 

• Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo 

• “Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television

• Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway. 

• Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons 

• Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly 

• Ends every sentence with “anyway”

•  Released a strippable body pillow of himself

•  "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“

•  Got the word “poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages 

•  Screams when scared by video games

•  Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it

•  Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV

• Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits 

• Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”

• Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing 

•  "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy”

•  Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”

• Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up

•  Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home 

• Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies

• Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.

• Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage

• Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”

• Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway 

•  Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”

•  "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“

• Wears tiny colorful socks constantly 

• Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks 

• Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong 

• Bought an entire mountain as an “impulse buy" 

• Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were

・Always tags his own cock in his insta photos as “gackt” because he is GACKT, you see

・Uses the greeting “hey bros & sisters” on nearly every post

・Thinks that the #gacktworkout hashtag he made up is a thing

・Somehow made a post about cramming 7 kg weighted balls up his ass at 2am JST in both Japanese and English that one time and made it sound WORSE in Japanese because we all needed to know he refers to his asshole as “Anal-kun” (lovingly transcribed here by me for posterity & enjoyment because the screencap is on my phone & Tumblr mobile is full of no):

What’s up? This is the series of “Hell Ball”. You know, when you do this, you can feel something weird with your anal… Yeah i felt something weird when I started this, but it’s going to get better. Maybe…Just do it.

さて、寝る前に。へールボールをやると、アナル君に変な感じを覚える時がある。しばらくやってりゃそれも無くなってくる。多分・・・まあ、気になるよりもなりなさい！じゃ、やってみな。 #gackstagram #gacktworkout #アナル君

・Feebly tried to keep up the illusion he was a centuries-old vampire for literal decades UNTIL the promo photos for the goddamn Gackt CREDIT CARD showed his actual birth year

How did I fuck my forget about the vampire thing….how could I have POSSIBLY neglected to mention that….I am shocked with myself. That’s arguably THE most iconic “stupid shit” gackt has ever done and I didn’t fucking put it on the “stupid shit gackt has done” list I am an utter failure

It is a WONDERFUL list and you did very well to post it! I just have an advantage memory wise because I modded the fucking Dears comm on goddamn livejournal in the early-to-mid 2000s when his fuckery was at its peak ❤ ❤

Thanks for letting an old lady feel relevant again. ❤

• Made an entire movie with a character that couldn’t possibly be played by anyone other than HYDE (who he didn’t personally know at the time) and harassed HYDE till he accepted the role. (and ever since HYDE has been obsessed with Vampires RIP lil buddy)
• anything to do with his massive crush on HYDE tbh
• Ginger Buzzcuts
• This Video
• Said on TV (way back in MM days) that a Squall Leonheart from FF8 figure was actually a figure of him.
• Said he almost died while swimming in the sea and the only reason he didn’t die was because he realised he hadnt had sex recently
• This
• Every time he gives sex/kissing/dating advice

And i really need to stop before I fall down this rabbit hole again xD

@selfless-gunman it got better

@jrockmama

@selfless-gunman

He needs help

51wheezes:

reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole

mandakatt:

I’m gonna rant for a second. Pardon me, for just a moment, then I’ll get off my soap box. [You can blame the wine if you want.]

To Quote Arin Hanson – “You do not pop out the pussy making shit like Mozart.”

For you to tell someone that they should give up on their writing, or their drawing because ‘They’re not any good’ or you tell them things like ‘That’s not even good enough to be a standard for fanart/fanfiction’. 

I have something to tell you: How fucking DARE you take away someone’s spark to create. 

How dare you make someone feel bad about something they put effort into. Something they like to do, or wants to learn how to do, just because you think it’s not any good. 

It takes balls to share what you create, what you make on the internet, and if you’re new at it, you want Critique. HELPFUL Critique. Not cynical criticism.

You started at the bottom, just like everyone else.  

So, let me quote someone else for you –

“Talent is a pursued interest. Anything that you’re willing to practice, you can do.”
― Bob Ross 

Keep trying. Keep Writing. Keep creating. 

Keep doing what you love because you love to do it. Not because some asshole gets an internet boner making you feel bad.

imagined-comfort:

Hey, 

Earlier today you didn’t look very happy. But, I know when you get that certain look that you’re feeling lonely. 

How do I know? Same as I knew you were going to ask that question. 

C’mon, I’ve known you for how long now? 

We’ve been friends for how many years? I can tell when you’re sad. 

Usually you get this way when your brain starts to think that you’re alone, and you tend to withdraw a little. You still smile sure, but it doesn’t reach your eyes. You also want to get closer to people, but you can’t seem to let yourself…but I want to remind you that I’m here. You can always use my shoulder…If you want that is! 

I mean…who wouldn’t want a cute girl like you to use their shoulder to cry on? Or uh.. cuddle up to? Er…uh… ugh. Ok, I think I made this a little awkward? Way to go Noct! 

…at least I got you to smile a little. 

Just remember, you’re not alone. Okay? I’m always here. 

Your best friend,
Noctis

imagined-comfort:

Hello Darling, 

Noctis requested that I start this first, probably because he is unsure of the words he wishes to say to you. But, I do believe in this case that honesty is the best policy. 

I understand that it will be difficult to tell them that you have quit, but you are doing this for your sake. Not theirs. I–we–would rather you take care of yourself by any means necessary than live your life for someone else. 

Exactly what Specs said!

Sorry to butt in, but, you know I’m not the best with words…and I wanted you to know that while I agree with what Ignis told you, I want to remind you that Ignis and I are always going to be here for you. Cheering you on no matter what you choose to do in your life.

We want you to be happy. That’s it. 

And if quitting what you’re doing and going to do something else will make you happy, then do it. I’m…probably making it easier than it sounds…

Noctis is right as well Darling, but you will find a way. Perhaps sit them down, over tea, and tell them what makes you unhappy about it. And go from there. Honesty sometimes hurts, but at the same time, lying to someone makes all parties unhappy when the truth is revealed. 

We believe in you, 
Ignis and Noctis

geheimnisgoth:

You know, I hate that schools have a tendency to turn a lot of people off from reading, just because they not only refuse to adapt it but also force kids to read things they might not want to, making reading feel more like a chore or like homework than a fun activity you can just do. The entire concept of Summer Reading work is, in fact, doing more to hurt how kids feel about reading than it is to engage them or make them enjoy it. When I was in high school, everyone just read like the Sparknotes version so we could pass the test and do things that were actually fun rather than being forced to read something we weren’t remotely interested in.

Like yes, reading can indeed be very fun. During those silent reading times I had a blast reading Hitchhiker’s Guide to the point I just laughed uncontrollably in the middle of class. Reading can be great. But maybe let’s not try to sell kids on the concept of reading being fun with “The Scarlet Letter” as the advertisement. Because all that’s going to do is make them hate reading.

itshigh-boop:

Sombra hasn’t had much time alive. In the time she was created/brought to life by Junkenstein and the time she meets and goes with the Undead Gunslinger, it’s about a month in total. In that time, she absorbs everything like a sponge but she’s still relatively new to everything. In the time that she stays with McCree and gets to know him better, it’s about another month; no where near enough time to talk fluently and understand everything but she’s more responsive than she was a month ago, much to both their relief (McCree would become irritated and Sombra confused which would lead to bouts screaming).

When he starts amping up the “charm” output from 1% to a solid 2…she reacts accordingly now. He decides to bring her flowers, as he has in the past. Before, when he would do so, she’d crush them in her hands. Now, she takes them and brings them closer to her nose, despite not having any sense of smell, breathes, and smiles, no matter how crooked and awkward and says “Glad…” She talks in concepts more than words but he’ll take it over grunts and hisses. 

It’s not anything like the Undead was imagining when he sought himself a companion but when most, if not all living people think you’re an abomination, seeing someone smile at him has him feeling at least a little bit less angry than he usually is. 

itshigh-boop:

Gladly. And Junkenstein’s Monster isn’t exactly heartbroken at seeing her go. If anything, Junkenstein is more mad – he spent all that time and energy creating her just for her to up and run away, where as the monster couldn’t care less – he never asked for a companion, and Junkenstein is more than enough – but the scientist got it into his head that his prized creation was ‘lonely’…though he thinks it’s just an excuse to mess around with the strange abilities he was granted by the Witch of the Wilds. 

myshieldmylove:

I wasn’t sure to
post this.Especially because i’m not so sure about my way of explain
myself cause english is not my language. And i don’t know how this
will be take from people. In the end it is my thought don’t want
impose myself or nothing but i feel i need to do this. May it will
not be read by many people or be reblog a lot but i want to let this
out of my chest because i feel Gladio deserve so much more.

So basically i had
enought of who say Gladio is not important as the others, that he can
be or not in the game, it make no difference, that he have to die and
so on. First of all you can like or dislike a character we are
people, all with different taste and different minds. In face of
respect,  think that may what you dislike is loved with the same
passion and intensity by someonelse the way you love your personal
favourite character. That be said. Who said that make no different if
he is in game or not  just please do a favor to yourself and shut up.
Let out the fact that he is basically the driving force behind the
group, cause if he wasn’t there the others probably will stay at
Insomnia’s Gates. He is the one that
fucking save your royal ass  like 5 times in 5 seconds during the
Titan quest.He is the one that
put himself up for defend the others, like always. He is the one that
is hard on himself first, for reach the best of himself, and than
push others to try to arrive to their best too. He is the one that
keep team going  most of the time. Most important thing: He is the
ONLY ONE that can make Noctis do his best and keep going on. Gladio
is the one that face Noctis and make him take out the best in
himself. When Gladio ask Noctis always reply put all of him in it
because Gladio ask him to. You can like or dislike that he have to
kick Noct’s ass in the process but rainbow and cuddling not always
make you arrive to the finish. Think that ‘tough love’ isn’t good is
very naive.Expecially talking about a brotherhood that is like: ‘A
close friend of Noctis who is closer to him than a true brother.’.
Closer
than a TRUE
brother.
And
this is  pretty much the bound between them: No matter the shit they
go against, they always find a way to go
back to each
other. They are both stubborn
and proud, but they can’t stand without each other. Gladio is Noctis
pillar. Gladio
is the only one that always find the way of put Noct on his feet.
Without him goodbye Noct ’s will. Last thing: I would like people
just stop of be so superficial about Gladio. Sure you put yourself in
the main character feelings, or in the feelings of characters that
are clearly reader. Complex character, that isn’t easy to be read
unless you put yourself in the mind of , are easily put down or
categorize or overlooked. Gladio is probably the most complex
character in this game. You can easily lost him by the way, if you
look at him only in surface, like: as the great peace of meat , the
one that is rude, the one that go all Cup noodle, the one that is a
jerk and so on. There are so many point in the game when he is the
one that speak in favor of another character. Like now in my mind
there is that moment  in Lestallum, when Prompto speak about how girl
are self-assured, and Noct mock him. Gladio say somenthing like: “Let
the boy have peace i’m sure he will find someone that like him.” or
on the Royal Vessel Gladio encourage Prompto
on invite Cindy on board. Gladio do this A LOT. Even in fight he
always encourage his brothers. And
another thing just the last. People forget that Gladio is not only a
brother he is a mentor too. He has the most difficul task on Noct’s ,
may you think yep shield ,and i say well sure but not only that. See
the others are friends, brothers, Gladio is the master too. Master
and brother, he is both, and when the master has to come out and kick
Noct’s ass would you think that the heart of the brother isn’t
suffering? Of course it does and a lot, but at the same time duty has
to be done, shield isn’t there just for protection.He can’t afford to
be weak to let space to uncertainty. Or his king will suffer from
that.So the brother step back when it is  needed. Gladio is a
wondefull character a GREAT character. If you don’t want to give him
love, don’t worry we Gladio’s fans take care of it, at least give him
your respect.
STOP
say SHIT, try to play from another point of view because you just
haven’t take the character in the right light. And
then if you keep your mind about him, fine, but at least don’t sell
our favourite character as he is nothing. Have respect.

pink-lightning:

Gladio has Big Hick Energy and drives a pickup truck

joioliviapolaroid:

fhkjwfhfjldl valid

paintcoon:

We all know who I mean… right?

Cloud, Demyx, Luxord, Roxas (Ventus), and their newest addition: Prompto

– Noctis is pretty sure they are one and the same person at different stages of their life
– He hooked Gladio to believe this theory too
– They are a whole new form of sass
– Also, Cloud, Roxas, and Prompto kinda look related
– Gladio calls Cloud the depressed big brother of the crew
– Prompto is so hyped
– All these people are funny
– He takes lots and lots of pictures of Demyx and Cloud
– How can one man, Cloud, be so depressing and photogenic at once?
– Yuffie jokingly said the others are Cloud’s lost emotions finally trying to find their way back to the original host
– She also said that, if they all war the same, they might be able to confuse Sephiroth
– Demyx and Prompto both claim to be Cloud’s joy
– Also, they’re best buds
– Noctis is a little jealous
– Noctis “Why am I not part of a fun squad?”
 Ignis: “You are. Now go and play with Riku!”
 Noctis: “… Not what I… I mean… Fine!”
– Sora giggles every time
–  Luxord teaches Prompto to play cards
– He may never lose a game of cards against Noctis ever again
– Aerith remarked that they probably shouldn’t be unattended for more than fifteen minutes
– Blond squad might get into some serious trouble

sskywanker:

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

plutonically-metamorfic:

This is a congratulations to every writer who put some work into their WIP today

You wrote down some words? Congratulations!

You came up with the way to solve that plot point? Congratulations!

You figured out a character’s motivation? Congratulations!

I don’t care if you wrote 2 words or 2 thousand. I don’t care if you’ve been working on this story for a few days or a few years (or even a few decades).

You got something done today? Congratulations, I’m proud of you, and I hope tomorrow you can do some more

lullabyknell:

One of my favorite things about writers is that you can post any vaguely relatable “writer’s problems” sentiment and writers will use it to call themselves out. It’s like going up to a stranger of a fellow writer and saying, “Hey, are you down to absolutely roast yourself?” And the answer is always an enthusiastic, unwavering, “Oh, hell yes, let me tell you about this fuckin’ bitch.” 

acoolguy:

roxasxx:

When you play assassins creed you have to suspend disbelief, because there’s no fucking way this would not kill him.

if you knew anything about assassins creed you’d know that he landed in a bale of hay

phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

foundation-of-anime-monsters:

tilthat:

TIL that NASA has been launching jellyfish into space since the 90’s. Originally 2,478 were sent up and there were 60,000 orbiting Earth by the mission’s end 20 years later. The jellyfish that have returned reportedly ‘hate life on Earth.’

via reddit.com

Go you want to birth an Eldridge horror? This is how you birth an Eldridge horror

Me: Wanna see my fav character?
Friend: No
Me: OKAY!!!! This is him. This is him standing. This is him walking. This is him being THE BEST CHARACTER EVER!!

laraslandlockedblues:

teacup-universes:

I think it’s important to praise and uplift writers who don’t write pretty. Prose that sticks close to the ground is valuable, wonderful, and yes, still takes a lot of work to compose. Think of stories like houses. Ornately-decorated Victorian homes are lovely, so are palaces with sprawling gardens. But I love a small, snug and plainly-built story, where I can make myself at home for a while.

If you write honestly, you can tell a beautiful story. Even if the writing itself is not. It may not make for eye-catching excerpts and quotes, but plain writing isn’t necessarily boring or bad. Sometimes the best way to tell a story is to tell it simply, and I think that’s important to remember.

“An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.”

-Charles Bukowski