tea-and-ebony-for-my-chocobros:

Chocobros + Seasons

Noctis

• Favorite seasons are winter and summer.
• Summer is fishing and (was) no school and therefore later nights playing King’s Knight.
• Summer is convention season and E3
• Usually too hot though
• Will blast air conditioning but still burrow in blankets
• Winter is bundled up, long(er) naps and hot cocoa.
• The more blankets the better
• Ignis always wraps a scarf around his head, he’s ears are sensitive to the cold.
• Sneaks cats into the castle during winter

Gladio

• Favorite seasons are spring and summer
• Camping, swimming, hunting, hiking
• Taking Iris to see the flowers blossoming and fruit picking
• Easier to walk around shirtless
• Has a collection of like 15 sunglasses
• Often forgets sunblock and tans in a minute
• Gardens with Ignis for relaxation

Prompto

• Favorite seasons are winter and autumn
• Loves the colors fading
• Autumn becomes his aesthetic every time it comes round
• Photographs literally every tree and leaf covered path
• Likes pumpkin unironically
• The holiday season (Halloween thru New Years) is magical to witness even without his parents around
• Volunteers at homeless shelters alot more in winter
• Mixed feelings about summer since vacation but also loneliness with no where to go
• Changes when he volunteers at animal shelters all summer and later befrinds Noctis and the others

Ignis

• Favorite seasons are spring and autumn
• Autumn is crisp smells and lovely recipes
• Extra new desserts for some reason
• Annual visit to apple orchards
• Reading outside is the cool shade
• Pretends he’s mixing a cauldron when making soup around Halloween
• Spring is regenerative and fresh
• Fruits and veggies and herbs all ripe for cooking
• Suffers from pollen allergies but powers through them

joioliviapolaroid:

Noctis walks in on you and Prompto. He short circuits and just stands there covering his eyes, so when you scream for him to leave from the ground he closes the door while he’s still in the room. Prompto has to cover himself with a pillow and help him leave.

Prompto apologizes immediately after, but even if you say it’s okay he’s still flustered. Noctis can’t look you in the eye for a while.

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Gladio walks in on you and Noctis. Lucky you, Gladio’s cool. The minute Noctis kicks you off the bed, he just clicks his tongue and leaves the room.

You aren’t hurt, and Noctis is very sorry, but he still can’t make eye contact. He’s so embarrassed that he kicked you off the bed. He just sits there, ass naked, with his head in his hands for the next hour. Gladio might tease you about it all later, but you know he means no harm.

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Iris walks in on you and Gladio. There’s a lot of screaming (mostly from you as you fall off the bed and Gladio as he’s panicking). She runs out before she can really see anything, but Gladio’s still mortified.

He doesn’t know what’s worse; that his sister saw you guys naked, or that he low-key threw you off of the bed. He covers up his embarrassment by apologizing and joking around, but he still spoils you for the next few days.

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Cor walks in on you and Ignis. This is one of the rare occasions that Cor is anything but his calm, cool self. He’s just as frazzled as you, he shuts the door and screams an apology through it.

Ignis tries to explain that he didn’t want Cor to see you naked, so in his mind it made sense to toss you and by the Gods he’s so sorry.

ffxvistheshit:

Galdio: anybody under 5’9" can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you going to do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Iris: say goodbye to your kneecaps bitch.

chocobroness:

I’ve already stated that I won’t post anything related to Sassy Noctis here, but this ask was sitting in my ask box for a long time and I felt bad for not realizing that it was still there, so I’ll answer it here, BUT, please please please, send Sassy Noctis asks to the ASK BLOG I made, not here. I’ll also be posting it on the Ask blog too (gotta bring in those followers you know.) Thank you.

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“To sleep or to black out, that is the alcohol.”

“Noct…”

“Hm?”

“Are you SERIOUSLY drinking at 1 in the afternoon?”

“Yup.”

“….WHY?”

Noctis actually paused from taking a sip and looked thoughtful.

“That’s a good question. Why in the afternoon? Why not in the morning? “

“Noct.”

“I can have a shot the moment I wake up now that I think about it.”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“But it’s how I’m gonna perceive it. Sorry Glads, the alcoholic in me has spoken. “

“You’re seriously gonna drink the moment you wake up every morning.”

“Well why not? Prompto does it already. Right Prom?”

“A flask a day keeps the soberness away.”

“What the hell? When did you get here?!”

“About 10 minutes ago. “

“I’m somewhat drunk and I’ve been notice him, we gotta talk about your lack of awareness. “

“Speaking like a sober man there Noct.”

“Blasphemy, I need to rectify this with more booze.”

“You don’t need anymore Noct.”

“I need more drinks like you need more patience.”

“Nice one.”

“I know, I’m a comedian.”

“If it wasn’t for the fact that it would make you idiots happy, I would have gone looking for a drink right now.”

“You can have some of mine.”

“NO.”

“Don’t waste you flask on him Prom, he’s just jealous I can act sober while drunk off my ass during diplomatic talks.”

“That should NOT be possible.”

“And yet it’s a talent I was born with. Get off my back you lightweight.”

“I’m not a light weight, you just drink as if it’s WATER.“

“Prompto do we still have the rum?”

“Rum’s all gone.”

“Why’s the rum always gone? “

“LISTEN TO ME.”

“Gladio, if you’re not gonna get us rum, go hug a Cactuar. “

Gladiolus opened his mouth to make a retort before he paused for a moment and slowly turned to look at the smiling blonde. “Prompto..”

“Yees?” Gladio narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

“How did you manage to get all the way here without anyone knowing?” Prompto’s smile dropped and he blinked, sharing a brief look with Noctis, he held up one finger as if to answer before slowly bringing it down, looking confused himself.

“I didn’t.” It was Gladio’s turn to blink.

“What.” Prompto looked away, grabbing his flask and hunching his shoulders.

“I didn’t come here without anyone knowing.” He elaborated, a grin making an appearance as he took a drink.

“Who let you in?” He pressed, feeling a headache appearing.

Prompto didn’t say anything, taking a long drink, eyes looking at anything but him.

Gladio opened his mouth to ask again but was taken off guard as the doors to the training room burst open, revealing multiple Crownsguard and a few Kingsglaive trying to catch their breath.

Gladio took in their disheveled appearance then looked at Prompto, who was drinking while still pretending to not notice anything.

Gladio pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a long sigh.

“What the fuck did he do?”
———-
“What do you mean he knocked them out?”

“You knocked them out?” Noctis raised an eyebrow, his tone showing approval. “Nice.”

“Thanks!”

“Prompto, this isn’t funny.” Prompto scoffed, crossing his arms over his chest.

“I didn’t do anything that bad.”

“You roundhouse kicked one while throwing another at 4 of them!!” Noctis let out soft snort of amusement.

“And he hasn’t been hired yet? Cor’s losing his touch.”

“I’ll be sure to tell him that your highness.” Said a Kingsglaive with a easy grin. Noctis stared for a moment before pointing at him.

“Answer quickly. Name?”

“Nyx Ulric.”

“Where?”

“Galahd.”

“Nickname in the Kingsglaive?”

“Hero.”

“Favorite drink?”

“Whiskey.” Nyx smirked before adding. “ Vodka when I’m in a mood.”

“Good man.” Noctis grinned, holding up his flask in a mockery of a toast.

“Are you done trying to find drinking buddies?” Gladio growled, pulling the prince away from his conversations

“Nope.”

“Doesn’t matter, shut up.”

“Absolutely not.” He shrugged off his shield’s arm, and looked at everyone.

“The only reason everyone’s here is because the Crownsguard got their asses handed to them by a skinny blonde guy with good taste in drinks.”

“And food!” Noctis nodded in agreement.

“And food.” The Crownsguard started to protest but Noctis held up a hand.

“No, you guys failing to keep ONE person out, just goes to show that you’ve been slacking, I’ll be informing Cor of this failure immediately.” He looked at them, staring at each person long enough for them to flinch.

“Now all Crownsguard go get checked out, and if you see Cor, tell him to see me.” The shamed guard bowed before exiting the training room, embarrassment in each step.

Silence filled the room for a brief moment before Prompto broke it.

“Nice acting.” Noctis shrugged.

“Thanks.” Nyx blinked.

“That was acting?” Gladio sat down, rubbing his head in frustration.

“He’s drunk, I know he’s drunk and yet it’s still hard to believe when he acts like THAT.”

“I’m gifted.” Noctis took a step away from the angry man coming his way.

“Gifted in pissing me off.” Noctis gave him a lazy smirk.

“What, you just realized that?” He moved away when Gladiolus looked ready to strangle him.

“Hey hey, No one’s killing anyone,“ Nyx said, stepping in front of the Noctis. “No matter the reason.”

“Good work Hero .” Noctis nodded half heartedly, frowning as he looked inside his flask. “It’s nice to see someone willing to stand up and defend me when my own shield is pissed.”

“He can’t hide you from me forever princess.”

“I’ll help him!” Prompto grinned, ignoring the glare directed his way. “No ones killing Noct!”

“Not even for Chocobos?” Asked Gladio sarcastically.

Prompto paused at those words.

Everyone stared at him while Noctis raised an eyebrow, amusement on his face.

“You’re considering it, aren’t you?”

Prompto hummed and leaned away when Gladio growled.

“You’re actually considering that!?”

“N-No of course not!”

“You were! What type of friends are you making Noct?!”

“The best kind.”

“Come one. I’m sure he was joking.” Nyx stepped in, placing a hand on the young shield’s shoulder.

Noctis smirked and shook his head, enjoying what was happening. “Nah, he was actually considering it.”

Prompto opened his mouth to deny his words before he paused and thought about it for a moment, shrugging.

“No yeah, He’s right, I was.” In respond, Nyx moved to hook his hands under Gladio’s arms, and seemed to be holding the angry man back. Prompto was laughing and leaning always when it seemed Gladio was close to hitting him. It looked like chaos might reign at any moment, and Noctis watched it all with a raised eyebrow, sending his now empty flask back into the amiger and summoning a new one.

Idly, he took a sip while wondering who would throw the first punch.

And if this meant new entertainment for him.

birdsandivory:

The Chocobros: Erogenous Zones Feat. Ravus Nox Fleuret

Hello, Bloss! uvu Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy. 

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Noctis Lucis Caelum

• Neck & Ears.
• He’s absolutely the most sensitive beneath the ears and along his throat; the easiest way to rile him up is with kisses to the flesh of his neck or even giving it a gentle, innocent rubbing. 
• His hair will stand on end if the back of his neck is blown on or grazed with fingertips, and it’s not something he can easily control, which frustrates him to no end, even if it’s his significant other – he’s just an overly shy guy and touch is a slow thing to get into.
• If it is an accident, he’ll freeze up and silently create room between himself and the perpetrator of the crime, accompanied by a blush and a few terse words; usually Gladiolus is the criminal and it never fails to amuse him. 
• If he’s in the mood, a few well-placed kisses and bites will leave him completely undone, and he doesn’t mind a few marks here and there either. 

Gladiolus Amicitia

• Hands.
• His hands are his greatest weapons, and calloused or otherwise, they are all the more sensitive to tender, gentle touches – his body is one big EZ, but he likes the focus on his fingertips. 
• He likes it when his hands are put to work, his S/O taking them and placing them on their body, even in the most chaste of ways will drive him to be a little handsy. 
• Stroking and massaging his palms and fingers will be cause for many hums and pleased noises, whether it’s innocent or not – he just enjoys being treated gently. 
• Accidental interactions don’t really faze him, he’s got enough self control – especially when it comes to touch. If it’s not in the moment, it doesn’t bother him. 
• When he is, however, he uses them often – he gets really riled up if his palm is kissed or his fingers are bitten when he’s stroking his S/O’s cheek or touching their face. 

Ignis Scientia

• Lips & Jaw.
• Soft, playful kisses that lead to biting and bruises are a usual for Ignis Scientia. 
• He enjoys the texture of flesh on his lips and is awfully generous with kisses when it comes to his S/O. 
• Prompto once asked Ignis to teach him how to kiss – for science – it ended with a lot of heavy petting that neither of them are ashamed of. 
• Fingertips tickling along his lips and jaw just drive him downright wild; love bites trailing across his sharp chin are accompanied by pleasant shivers and he is easily putty in hands at the very action. 
• Once during training with Gladiolus, they both got into a loud argument, which somehow ended as the big guy’s hand gripped Ignis’ chin. The advisor would die before he admits that he enjoys a little manhandling, or that anything naughty happened within the training room that day.

Prompto Argentum

• Shoulders.
• Prompto’s most sensitive around the shoulders and the small junction between them and his throat, and is especially swayed by way of kisses. He enjoys sensuous, soft ones that make their way over his many freckles.
• Massages are the key to his heart, as they usually begin innocently and he really likes to test out his come-ons; he’ll easily give in after a moment or two, though, so long as he feels thoroughly relaxed.
• He finds it incredibly erotic when his S/O is gripping his shoulders, holding onto him for dear life, there’s a spark of heroics in the action and the added dig of fingernails that leave marks for days are great. 
• After a long bout of training with the glaive once, Nyx casually stepped over and grabbed his shoulders, giving them a quick rub and a pat on the back for his good work. Prompto was all awkward laughs. 
• Being touched on the shoulder, even in a friendly matter does a lot to him, because it leaves the person in close enough proximity to observe the way they speak, or how their throat twitches with pulse.

Ravus Nox Fleuret

• Clavicle & Hair. 
• Fingers softly tracing the planes of his collar really bring Ravus into a state of sensuality. He’s very slow and methodic with such things, and delicate touches along sensitive flesh and bone is a nice contrast to the harshness of his work. 
• The grazing of teeth is nice, but he prefers open mouthed kisses and the simple feeling of skin on skin. Any bit of handling usually leaves an ache easily, and though he enjoys the reminder, he likes to keep his mind on form. 
• Normally, he hates for his hair to be touched, but fingers scouring through the locks during kisses and between smoldering glances do much to turn him on. 
• He is not averse to tugging and will let his S/O know; or, more likely, he will simply command them to do as he likes. 
• On a less sexual notion, he does enjoy hair petting, though he is loathe to admit it – and, usually, one would have to catch him during a rather rare mood to get away with the slightest of touches. Even if he likes it, he feels compelled to bite back. 

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myra-avalon:

I got a snail-mail letter from ‘paypal’ claiming i needed to change some info on my account or else I wouldn’t be able to process anymore payments after the 30th, except i couldnt find anything about this online, and said info is only really needed if I actually have my own website that processes payments. The letter also said they’ve been trying to ‘inform’ me of this for 2 years, and told me which web addresses to use to edit my info (addresses that i didn’t recognize but had ‘paypal’ in the name, most likely not paypal’s official site though)

Called paypal themselves and they confirmed they dont send letters like that or else they’d have it marked on my account, told me to disregard it and throw the letter away.

Always double check whenever you get emails or letters from companies that involve your money and personal information!

rosyconcept:

i am so grateful for your existence

itshigh-boop:

• Slytherins and Ravenclaws get along splendidly, dont’cha know? 
• These two end up meeting in the library. Hanzo is a fifth year while Satya is a fourth year. Their hands reach for the same book at the same time. Hanzo is surprised and in that moment, Satya doesn’t hesitate and takes the book, already moving to check it out. This causes him to follow her and basically demand the book, to which she refuses, saying she has greater need for it. 
• At first they simply glare at one another until Hanzo asks for them to compromise. They share the book, doing their work there in the library. They even taunt one another when the other is taking too long to read a page.
• They continue bumping into each other throughout the grounds. Satya simply ignores him and doesn’t spare him a second glance while he grows more aggravated at her sense of superiority. Then he finds he can’t stop thinking about that one Ravenclaw girl. 
• They meet again officially during the first meeting of the Dueling Club. A student from Slytherin and Ravenclaw are chosen randomly to go first. They just so happen to be Hanzo and Satya. She insists she was forced to come with a Housemate and Hanzo asks if she’s scared.
• He gets knocked back with a defensive spell once their duel starts.
  
• Hanzo then sees her again one day in winter during Christmas break, sitting with her owl, a small tawny, delicately stroking its front feathers. When the owl spots him, it flies over, suddenly perching ontop of Hanzo’s head and expectantly looks toward Satya. Hanzo’s secretly relieved it broke the ice. 

• The owl refuses to leave Hanzo’s head so they sit there in the courtyard, with snow gently falling onto of them as they talk about why they didn’t go home for the break. They find out that they really don’t have much of a home to return to – one because they no longer have immediate family and the other because Hogwarts is infinitely better than going home. 
• From then on, Satya’s owl acts as a mediator between the two, always flying over when it spots the Slytherin. Eventually, without the owl’s help, Hanzo asks her if she would like to study together sometime.
• She seems more interested in learning about material for her O.W.L’s next year but there’s a small smile on her face when she accepts, looking forward to their study session. 
• Hanzo totally hears it from Genji who can’t believe his brother would ask a girl out on a date to ‘study’. 

itshigh-boop:

At first his fellow Slytherins were wondering what those strange red marks along Hanzo’s hairline were. They just randomly appeared one day and would fade and reappear every so often. 

The little owl is like Satya’s and Hanzo’s personal little match maker. It flies off and finds Hanzo when it feels Satya hasn’t talked to him recently. And whenever it appears, Hanzo knows that Satya will be appearing pretty soon after. That or he goes to find her. 

Hanzo just becomes so used to the bird perching on his head that he doesn’t even notice it now. The other students stare at his head as they’re in the middle of a conversation and this little tawny owl just swoops in from a window above and rests on Hanzo’s head like it’s nothing, eyes even closing as if falling asleep. They know for a fact that Hanzo doesn’t have an owl so they’re just wondering what’s going on.

“Why are you all staring at me like that?” 

“There’s a…uh…” They simply just point. One of them makes a gesture with their hands that resembles flapping wings.

“Hmm? Oh. That. Well, then, I shall take my leave.” 

“What? Why?”

“I’ll be meeting with someone shortly.” 

itshigh-boop:

I answered where I personally headcanon which Houses every character would be sorted right here!

Now for who would be a student, who would be faculty, and other roles…also, just for fun, any special titles they might have <333

Students: Mercy (Head Girl), Genji, Hanzo (Head Boy), Symmetra (Prefect), Mei, Widowmaker (Prefect), Junkrat, Brigitte (Prefect), Pharah (Quidditch Team – Beater), Sombra, McCree (Quidditch Team Captain – Keeper), D.Va (Quidditch Team – Beater), Zarya, Tracer (Qudditch Team – Seeker)

Faculty:  Jack Morrison (Professor: History of Magic ), Ana Amari (Flying Instructor), Gabriel Reyes (Professor: Transfiguration), Winston (Professor: Astronomy), Akande Ogundimu (Professor: DADA) Torbjorn Lindholm (Professor: Arthimancy), Reinhardt Wilhelm(Headmaster),

Tekhartha Zenyatta

(Professor: Divination), Mako Rutledge (Professor: Herbology), Moira O’Deorain (Potions Master)

Others: Bastion (creation and personal assistant of Professor Lindholm), 
Orisa (creation of gifted first year student Efi Oladele)

itshigh-boop:

Because I’ve been back on the HP train lately (thanks to Starkid 🤣), I decided to do my own ‘Overwatch characters sorted into the Hogwarts Houses’ because I’m bored and I’m still working on things. I’ve also got a lot of HP AU doodles lying around but I’ve gotta refine them sometime >.>

Gryffindor: Lena, McCree, Reinhardt, Jack, Hana

Hufflepuff: Genji, Torbjorn, Orisa, Lucio, Brigitte, Fareeha, Bastion, Aleksandra

Ravenclaw: Sombra, Angela, Mei-Ling, Satya, Zenyatta, Winston, Jamison

Slytherin: Hanzo, Akande, Moira, Amélie, Ana, Gabriel, Mako

I’m actually kinda having trouble with McCree…he displays a lot of Gryffindor traits but he also displays a few Slytherin traits, too. I have some doubts for Ana, too but I think she’s fits Slytherin well. Amélie is pretty tough…but we don’t really know what she was like before she was brainwashed so I’m just going off what we know. (Please keep in mind that I don’t do the whole ‘Slytherin is bad – Gryffindor is good’ stereotypes) 

sakvuras:

please for the love of god i hope dmc 5 tells us who vergil fucked

itshigh-boop:

At first his fellow Slytherins were wondering what those strange red marks along Hanzo’s hairline were. They just randomly appeared one day and would fade and reappear every so often. 

The little owl is like Satya’s and Hanzo’s personal little match maker. It flies off and finds Hanzo when it feels Satya hasn’t talked to him recently. And whenever it appears, Hanzo knows that Satya will be appearing pretty soon after. That or he goes to find her. 

Hanzo just becomes so used to the bird perching on his head that he doesn’t even notice it now. The other students stare at his head as they’re in the middle of a conversation and this little tawny owl just swoops in from a window above and rests on Hanzo’s head like it’s nothing, eyes even closing as if falling asleep. They know for a fact that Hanzo doesn’t have an owl so they’re just wondering what’s going on.

“Why are you all staring at me like that?” 

“There’s a…uh…” They simply just point. One of them makes a gesture with their hands that resembles flapping wings.

“Hmm? Oh. That. Well, then, I shall take my leave.” 

“What? Why?”

“I’ll be meeting with someone shortly.” 

mcsombras:

• Jesse already spoke quite a bit of spanish before meeting Sombra, but learnt a lot more from her. He sometimes tries to speak in spanish slang like Sombra does but sounds like a total goofball and she can’t help but laugh at him.

• When speaking in spanish, Jesse likes to tease sombra and do a bad spanish accent like he did in his italian one from the retribution mission. She gets her own back by doing the most dramatic southern accent that she can.

• Sombra, despite being a lot smaller than Jesse, likes to take up most of the bed. Jesse, on the other hand, manages to steal most of the covers meaning that Sombra ends up taking even more of the bed by getting closer to him to stay warm.

• Jesse is a classic sweetheart and brings Sombra her favourite bakery items when he’s been into town.

• The pair can talk so freely about their pasts with each other. They are both suprised as they never thought that they would have someone who they can trust so much.

• When Jesse gets phantom pain, Sombra is there to help. She will make him sweet coffee, get him pillows, and massage/stroke his arm. When she first realised that he struggled with this, she spent hours on the web researching how to help.

• When Sombra gets a bit paranoid about her past coming back to get her, Jesse will help to calm her down by stroking/plating her hair and distracting her with things that she loves.

• Sombra and Jesse like to play music when doing domestic tasks. They both make it more fun by dancing and singing to the music. If Jesse’s music is playing, Sombra will do a cheesey line-dance, and if Sombra’s music is on, Jesse will do his best (but still terrible) attempt at mimicking his wife/girlfriend’s dancing.

• Jesse sometimes has some trouble keeping up with any new technology, so Sombra has to help him out and explain whenever she gets any fancy new household tech.

• Whenever Sombra has cold hands or feet, she will press them against Jesse (who always seems to be warm) in order to warm up and always gets him fussing about her being freezing.

itshigh-boop:

mcsombras:

• They cook together quite a
  bit. Sombra is offended at first when Mccree tries to make a
  mexican-american fusion dish with her cooking but loves it when she
  tries it. (Plus, in an AU where she’s pregnant, she gets major cravings
  for Jesse’s weird MexiMerican concoctions)

• They also bake together – Mccree has a knack for making cupcakes and brownies, and Sombra makes the best iced sugar cookies.

• Sombra loves to sleep in, but Jeese is more of a morning person. He adores seeing his sleepy wife/girlfriend asleep with the sunlight shining upon her as he sips at his morning coffee.

• They snuggle on the couch with snacks and watch old movies that Sombra pirated somewhere from the old web together.

• When chilling in their free time, Jesse will come and lay his head in Sombra’s lap, expecting hair and beard strokes.

• Mccree and Sombra both LOVE teasing each other about anything and everything. This usually results in wrestle fights.

• In
  these wrestle fights, Sombra thinks that she’s way stronger against
  Mccree than she actually is, resulting in a pouty pinned-down Sombra
  (who Jesse thinks is adorable).

• They own a three-legged rescue dog named Benji. He’s the softest rottweiler around, and Jesse rescued him from somewhere in Route 66 when he was a puppy.

• The two work more domestic jobs now days, Jesse fixes up cars and Sombra either helps Jesse out or fixes any digital stuff that people bring to her (including cybernetics).

• The two keep their own tradition and always celebrate holidays together by having a nice quiet drink at the bar.

So cute!! Can we please have some more Mcsombra HCs? About anything at all!! ❤️️💜

itshigh-boop:

• Slytherins and Ravenclaws get along splendidly, dont’cha know? 
• These two end up meeting in the library. Hanzo is a fifth year while Satya is a fourth year. Their hands reach for the same book at the same time. Hanzo is surprised and in that moment, Satya doesn’t hesitate and takes the book, already moving to check it out. This causes him to follow her and basically demand the book, to which she refuses, saying she has greater need for it. 
• At first they simply glare at one another until Hanzo asks for them to compromise. They share the book, doing their work there in the library. They even taunt one another when the other is taking too long to read a page.
• They continue bumping into each other throughout the grounds. Satya simply ignores him and doesn’t spare him a second glance while he grows more aggravated at her sense of superiority. Then he finds he can’t stop thinking about that one Ravenclaw girl. 
• They meet again officially during the first meeting of the Dueling Club. A student from Slytherin and Ravenclaw are chosen randomly to go first. They just so happen to be Hanzo and Satya. She insists she was forced to come with a Housemate and Hanzo asks if she’s scared.
• He gets knocked back with a defensive spell once their duel starts.
  
• Hanzo then sees her again one day in winter during Christmas break, sitting with her owl, a small tawny, delicately stroking its front feathers. When the owl spots him, it flies over, suddenly perching ontop of Hanzo’s head and expectantly looks toward Satya. Hanzo’s secretly relieved it broke the ice. 

• The owl refuses to leave Hanzo’s head so they sit there in the courtyard, with snow gently falling onto of them as they talk about why they didn’t go home for the break. They find out that they really don’t have much of a home to return to – one because they no longer have immediate family and the other because Hogwarts is infinitely better than going home. 
• From then on, Satya’s owl acts as a mediator between the two, always flying over when it spots the Slytherin. Eventually, without the owl’s help, Hanzo asks her if she would like to study together sometime.
• She seems more interested in learning about material for her O.W.L’s next year but there’s a small smile on her face when she accepts, looking forward to their study session. 
• Hanzo totally hears it from Genji who can’t believe his brother would ask a girl out on a date to ‘study’. 

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A Ko-fi reward for Sharkbait who requested some nervous McCree before his and Sombra’s wedding. Thanks for the hot cocoa, doll! I hope you enjoy this fluffy moment before McCree and Sombra exchange their vows. 

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McSombra. 500 word drabble. Fluff. Slight Angst/Comfort.

“Jesse, your eyes better be closed.”

“They’re shut tight, darlin’.” McCree grins, aside from the rolling tensions moving throughout his ribcage. This is her day, she will make sure everything is exactly how she wants it.

She saw him earlier this morning when he was getting ready. Without a doubt, he can say that was the longest he’s ever prepared for something. The tuxedo with a white jacket, purple vest and purple bowtie dons him smartly. Her choice of colors. He has his hair neatly down thanks to Mercy and he hasn’t touched his hat upon his head once. Even trimmed his beard for this.

Their wedding.

Sombra’s breath echoes softly. He’s leaning against the wall of her personal room, where he really shouldn’t be but is anyways. The presence of her is as familiar as the foxglove fainting touching upon her skin and hair.

“Eres muy guapo.” Her fingers hook around his in a long, tender moment. Long, delicate fabric swishes softly but he doesn’t peek. The desperate need to see her in all of her glory walking down the aisle is what keeps him steady. “You clean up nicely, vaquero.”

“Well, it is our wedding day.” He still holds a smile, but it’s not as big and bright. Perhaps that’s what tips her off.

“Ah, you’re not getting cold feet now, are you?” it’s a tease with a genuine question. She doesn’t give away any anxieties his presence gives, if she has any.

“I couldn’t run away from you even if I tried, Olivia,” he murmurs. Even with his eyes closed to her face, he lifts her hand to his mouth. The warmth of her fingers dusts his lips as he presses a lingering kiss to her knuckles. He keeps her there, an anchor to the sea of nervousness he’s trying to not drown in.

A soft shush falls from her at him speaking her real name, but the secret adoration she has for his voice echoing her letters stills well within her.

“I just never had something so permanent before.” He whispers this against her hand, still clutching it in his like a vice.

Suddenly, she’s tugging his hand. She moves it to her, and touches her lipstick stain against the roughness of his knuckles.

“I’m never had a rising sun like you, Jesse,” she breathes like a pray, “I’m not going to let that go while my hand keeps this ring warm.”

She chases the fluttering nerves away, just with a few words. In a few hours time, he’ll be calling her his wife, but that’s not soon enough. So he leans forward, still with his eyes closed.

“Aye, no messing up my make-up.” Her hand drops his in favor of pressing two fingers to his lips. “I spent way too much time on this lipstick.”

“I have full intentions on messing it up,” he swears with his hand over his heart, before she pushes him away.

“And it will be after we exchange our vows,” she says firmly, “Fuera de aquí, vaquero.”

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Trying to jumpstart my brain…

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Noctis

As you walked into the apartment, you sighed heavily it was a long day of boring meetings and luck would have it your darling actually had the time off to just be a lazy bum.

Lucky adorable precious prince!

“Hey, Sweetie.” You cooed, walking over to the couch, where he had set up shop, playing his latest game, as you pressed a kiss to his cheek. Knowing if he didn’t get this kiss he would be grouchy all day.

“Hey.” He smiled, his fingers never stopping his gameplay.

“You hungry, I was thinking,” You stopped your eyes going to the red and yellow bag on the table from your favorite body and bath store. “What’s that?”

“I noticed you were running out of your bath stuff so when I picked up my game, I saw they had a sale and grabbed you some.”

You cooed he actually managed to get the right shampoo, “You remembered my shampoo?”

“Nah, I smelled every bottle in there. This one smelled the closest.”

You giggled, it was a little strange but cute, “Thank you, sweetie.”

~~~~~

Prompto

“Hey Y/N, any reason Prompto’s latched onto you like that?”

You looked at where your adorable boyfriend was holding your hand, he had been holding it so long that you honestly had lost feeling in it. “He asked me earlier what I liked about him physically.”

“And?”

“I told him the truth.” You stated with a shrug, only to see Prompto flush at the memory. You had stated that you noticed his adorable freckled painted cheeks that remind you of the stars and how you loved to kiss them, of his beautiful violet eyes that were so full of sunshine and that beautiful huge smile.

“Ah, well you have to remember to tone it down with that one. He’s gonna be on you for another few hours. Made the mistake once of telling him he was on fire in battle.”

“Let me guess,” You giggled playfully, getting a kiss from your sweetheart.

“He was actually on fire.”

~~~~~

Gladiolus

No! NO! This was not happening! Not in his home, where he slept, bathed and eat. This was not a thing!

Gladiolus Amicitia did not care what others wore! As long as it wasn’t on his body he could care less if someone decided to wear a shoe as a hat. But this was not something so simple. You were his second half and he was suffering!

It was so hot! Why did you feel the need to wear these!

“Gladdy-Baby, what’s wrong?” You asked.

He was suffering! Could you not freakin tell? “Babe, I think yoga pants have to join the once in a while pile.”

You rolled your eyes playfully, you both had a pile of clothes that weren’t “allowed” due to the attention it gave, for yourself sports leggings without shorts or a long top and apparently Yoga pants now. For Gladiolus specifically grey sweatpants, and that one muscle top.

“Fine.” You called going to change.

“I mean keep them on if you want to be thrown over the back of the couch and ravished.” He chuckled, only for you to return seconds later. “How are those any better!”

You laughed sauntering before him, “These are yoga shorts, not pants.”

“Why do you enjoy seeing me suffer?”

~~~~~

Ignis

You really loved working in the kitchen with Ignis, it was like couple therapy, the two of you would work so well side by side. Often times than not one of you would turn on some music and move through the kitchen without having to say anything.

Ignis turned has he heard you huff, “Something wrong, My love?”

“I think the can opener is broken.”

Ignis chuckled softly, “So it’s a “can’t” opener.”

You turned stern eyes to the man, seeing that adorable smirk that meant he knew he did an award-winning pun.

“I can’t believe I married you.” You huffed playfully as he pressed a kiss to your cheek, going to fetch the manual can opener.

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Nox Fleuret siblings

You cooed as you as allowed Umbra to snuggle on your lap, giggling at your husband who had refused to move since Pyrna had taken his lap for his own. The dog was actually after his food but Ravus didn’t mind.

“Luna, it feels like forever since we have last been able to talk.” You called to your sister in law.

As the two of you engaged in catching up and Ravus review the latest documents sent to him. You jumped, when Umbra suddenly shot up, turning accusing eyes to his sister who had accidentally kicked him when she was going for Ravus tea.

“I’m sure she didn’t mean it Umbra.” You cooed, as Pyrna turned to lick at her brother in apology. “It so sweet that animals often lick each other to show affection. I wonder when humans grew out of that trait.”

“I don’t know about you, but lesbians still do,” Lunafreya replied, as Ravus spat out his tea.

“Luna!” Ravus hissed tea all over himself and Pyrna, who seemed not to disturbed by it. “We don’t need to know that your a…a practicing lesbian.”

Your husband wasn’t always the best with words when dealing with things that were of the intimate relations category. He accepted Lunafreya and her girlfriend, just anything to do with “relations” be it heterosexual or homosexual, if it wasn’t between the two of you behind closed and locked doors, it got him flustered.

“Don’t need to practice if I’m good at it,” Lunafreya stated, watching as Ravus stood, holding Pyrna and his paperwork.

“I’ll be retiring to my study, I shall see you both at dinner.” He called leaving the room rather dramatically.

You sighed playfully looking to the woman, “Why do you enjoy doing that?”

“He once ate my reward cake when I was twelve.”

“Fair enough.”