a few years after the twins, McCree decides to play around with Sombra, just for the fun of it. while they’re in bed one evening after putting their kids to sleep, he jokingly suggests the idea of having another baby. before he can even finish his sentence, he was not expecting Sombra’s foot in his face and knocking him back with the most firm and scary “No” he’s ever heard from her.

ribbons-halos:

McCree would push his luck

McCree: Olivia, darlin’, I was joking. I was just saying things while I was loving up on you.

Sombra: *firmly keeping him off of the bed with her leg* No lo creo! Jesse McCree, the last time you told me you were joking about babies I ended up with two inside of me. I am not shooting for another surprise. 

McCree *knowing full well he’s digging his own grave but wanting to be cheeky* But Olivia, you know how good my aim is. 

Sombra: 

Sombra: *kicks the door close behind him before locking it*

McCree: Darlin’, I’m sorry!

Sombra: Think about how sorry you are while sleeping on the couch!