It could be strange, but I have a t-shirt with mooses having sex that I wear at home, where no one could see it (It’s pretty hardcore, I don’t even remember who give it to me XD) So what if the bros decide to pay a surprise visit to their s/o and saw an obscene shirt like mine?

theydonotbindus:

Hi Anon, thanks for the ask!

Noctis doesn’t register the shirt at first, so his S/O makes sure to wear it again…and again…and again…until finally he notices the image the fourth time. He’s more embarrassed it took him that long to notice than he is over the moose shirt. He gets a laugh out of it. 

Prompto stares at the shirt, goes to say something, then changes his mind. He’s on edge the whole visit until he finally blurts out “what is on your shirt, why do you have that?!” as he goes to leave. His S/O is amused he tried to brush it off for so long. 

Gladio raises an eyebrow and grins. His S/O laughs and explains the origins of the shirt and he laughs as well before reminding them that teasing will occur if they ever wear that in public. For a month after seeing the shirt, any romantic overture begins with “Hey, wanna re-create the moose shirt?”

Ignis’ S/O didn’t even know that puns about moose mating existed until he saw the shirt and threw three of them out there completely straight-faced. He’s perfectly fine with them wearing whatever in their own home, and other than the puns never brings it up. 

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