Dovahkiin’s fellow dovahs:

Alduin: i’m gonna eat the fucking PLANET bitch!!1
Durnehviir: tbh i just wanted my own army of undead slaves, idk what went wrong
Odahviing: you wanna square up with Alduin? well hop onto me and hold on tight, ’cause this is gonna be FUN! yeehaw!
Paarthurnax: feel free to come by for a visit whenever you feel like it, kid. i’ll get Argneir to make us some tea and we can discuss the meaning of life and watch sunrise together.
Yollokmir: Dovahkiin, my buddy, my friend, my bro! you feelin’ ok? need me to boil you some water? bite the head off of that bandit fella? fly you over this river? it’s starting to snow btw so pls get under my wing so you don’t catch a cold!

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