Dear Ardyn, my sister won’t stop fawning over a man she hasn’t seen since he was ten. Love or not, the boy is an idiot and I disapprove. How do I get her to stop? Sincerely- A Man Who Would Never Admit That He Asked You For Help.

lady-lunafreya-nox-fleuret:

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Dear Not-Ravus, 

Strange, she didn’t mention him last night.

Kindly yours,

Ardyn Izunia 

“IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!! WE WERE JUST HAVING TEA AND PLAYING A BOARD GAME!!”