The stuff no one questions about in Hetaoni

since-the-900s:

-The magical toilet you can buy beer and rice balls from 

-Germany brought a fucking whip with him 

-Japan has the option of entering a room while escaping Steve but he doesn’t have the key so Steve patiently waits for him to tab out of options to kill him 

-America’s god awful shitty character icon 

-Italy acting like a nervous wreck and no one questions it 

-Holy Roman Empire is also here for some strange reason 

-Canada’s spite is transparent. Okay 

-Germany asking Italy if he wanted to see his own dead body 

-That random ass stove you can walk into and watch fairy angel things dance

-Steve’s spite being an Alien head photoshopped onto the original oni monster but when you battle it in rpg mode it’s neck extends like a fucking giraffe 

-The monster being named Steve 

-CLACLACLACLACLACLACLACLAC *Shaking*