Driving Lessons Headcanons

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Soldier 76

• He agrees to teach you after a lot of begging. He’s got a helmet on when you’re driving and you don’t appreciate it.
• He’s gripping the door arm and hitting an imaginary break. 
• Gets whiplash when you hit the breaks real hard.
• Tells you how proud of you he is when you’re finally out of the car. He still holds the door handle every time you drive tho.

Junkrat

• He gets in the car and doesn’t put on his seatbelt. 
• Doesn’t teach how to just drive, teaches you how to ‘get away’ drive
• If you stop anywhere, he might rob someone and give you some first hand experience behind the wheel while you’re running from the police. 
• Honestly, you’ll learn the fastest with him because it’s either that or jail.

McCree

• “Okay, just take it slow.” *You hop the curb* “You’re doing great, darlin’.”
• Cursing people out from his side of the car. Teaches you what road rage really is.
• “That was illegal but there isn’t a cop around so you’re okay.”
• You two stop in a busy drive-through as “practice for driving in traffic” He wanted a burger. He ends up spilling all of his fries but the drinks survive. 

Zenyatta

• Can’t drive. He’s there for emotional support.
• He’s got a harmony orb floating by you as you drive just in case so you don’t hurt yourself. 
• He read the driver’s safety manual before you left. He’ll quiz you as you drive and tell you where you’ve gone wrong. 
• You two get lost while on the road. You end up getting a lot of experience with asking for directions and driving around your neighborhood.