Gotta love badass s/o’s. I know I do.
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Soldier 76
- It’s rare that he’s caught in these situations but it still happens
- Feigns calmness but is actually hella worried for two reasons:
- A) Anyone who’s able to capture him is really good at their job; realy good
- B) He knows you’re going to do everything in your power to get him back and he doesn’t want you to get hurt
- You’re smart, though, so you come with backup
- Meaning a small army with a big arsenal
- While all hell breaks loose, you sneak in to find and free him
- He fusses over you a bit
- “Jack, dear, I love that you care so much but we’re in the middle of a miniature turf war. Kick ass now, fuss later.”
- You toss him his gun and it’s game on
- Afterwards, fussing continues, along with bandaging each other up, chatting and smooches, and ending with cuddles
McCree
- Let’s face it, he just gets into all kinds of trouble because he’s an asshole sometimes
- So you’ve always been saving his ass from his stupid shenanigans
- However, him being held hostage is a completely different situation
- You go all into stealth mode to break into wherever Jesse’s being held, which you find out easily through your own personal contacts
- No one kicks ass like someone looking for their dumbass boyfriend
- Fuck ransoms, you’ll break necks and take names instead
- It doesn’t take long and McCree’s just waiting when you get there, a little roughed up but with the usual confident grin
- “Aw, darlin’, I knew you’d come.”
- “Yes, pepper me with compliments while you can, because when we get home you’re going have to explain how you got your ass into this situation when we get home and I’m pretty sure I won’t like any answer you give me.”
- Despite the mild irritation you get from seeing that shit-eating grin, you’re greatly relieved to see that Jesse’s okay
- Playful bickering and banter all the way home, along with the occasional smooch and you letting the tired, battered McCree lean on your shoulder
Hanzo
- It’s happened before when he was younger and still a part of the Shimada
mafiaclan- So he’s not super surprised or worried about the situation; he knows that he’ll get out one way or another
- You, on the other hand, are worried shitless
- Luckily, Hanzo’s not the only one with money via family, so you easily pay off the set ransom
- When he gets back to you, you fuss all over him and make sure he’s okay
- When his good health is confirmed, then you two start going over the details of the situation Hanzo was in and knew captured him
- Then you plot to hunt them down (once those cuts on Hanzo’s pretty face heal, of course) and give those assholes just what they deserve
- Two against twenty
- You guys can take them down easy and then go out to dinner