*chanting* Marriage AU! Marriage AU Marriage AU! Marr- (Enjoyed your last headcanon btw! So cute!!!)

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I’m glad you enjoyed the last one!! Here are some Non OVW ‘verse AU Marriage HCs for McCree and Sombra! :3

AU Marriage HCs:

• McCree and Sombra don’t have a big, fancy wedding. It’s small but takes place outside during a warm spring day, sometime in late May, early in the morning, much to the surprise of the few guests they have, considering Sombra’s a night owl. Jesse suggested it because he loves the way the sunlight catches in Sombra’s hair. The sight of her in her wedding dress and veil in the morning light takes his breath away. 
• Everyone thinks the couple didn’t splurge on their wedding ceremony because they saved it for afterward – they travel for their honeymoon. All very warm places and usually somewhere near a beach and open bar.
• The two end up living in a small ranch house in the Southwest. They like the open space and Jesse is always talking about expanding once they have little ones running around (Sombra just shakes her head in amusement when he says this). 
• Both continue doing domestic chores together past the ‘honeymoon stage’ because it’s a nice way to spend some time with their spouse. Doing laundry takes forever with these two because they frequently stop to kiss and chase each other around to smack each other on the butt with wet towels. 
• Sombra never used to get any semblance of good rest before she met McCree. And now that she’s married to him, going to sleep without him is impossible. He snores like a jackhammer but to Sombra, it might as well be white noise. 😂 She also likes pressing up against him and let the rise and fall of his chest lull her to sleep. It does the trick every time. 💕
• PET NAMES. OH GOD THE PET NAMES. Jesse could fill an entire book of pet names he has for Sombra. And he loves any pet name she gives him,. He especially likes it when she refers to him as her ‘viejo’. To everyone else it sounds mean but he knows the meaning behind it ❤️️
• I have a headcanon that every time they catch each other doing something embarrassing, they just fall more in love. Since McCree ever hardly saw Sombra sleeping pre-marriage, the first time he woke up before her and saw her drooling into her pillow, he simply stared at her with a smug grin until she woke up with a snort. “What’re you smiling about” she asked warily and he told her that she drooled. She blushed a deep red, promptly denying it and grabbing said pillow to smack him over the head while he was too busy laughing his way to chiseled abs. 
• DATES AND VACATIONS. These two still love going on dates and road trips well into their marriage. Road trips to no where in particular and dates that consist of them getting tipsy and hitting up the dance floor. McCree might also drag Sombra to a rodeo every now and then. She’s not too into it but she likes seeing McCree excited. 
• Simple things 💖 Sometimes when she doesn’t have a huge workload, Sombra will surprise Jesse at work with home cooked meals and a big thermos of coffee just the way he likes it if he’s going to have to stay late. When Sombra is working and forgets to take breaks, Jesse will pull her away from the computer and lead them to their bed, offering back rubs and suggesting short naps together ❤️️

…I could go on forever… but I’ll stop here ❤️️💜 Thank you for the ask once again!! I love these two so friggin’ much ; – ;