Random Headcanons

paintcoon:

My brain made a remix of Headcanons. Enjoy your stay~

– Ignis feeds stray cats with leftovers
– He even names them  
– Some have ridiculous names
– “Ah, there you are, Sir Snugglesmug! Along with Madam Puffnoodles.”
– His favorites are named after Noctis and Regis

– Regis and Clarus jokes:
– Clarus: “Don’t hurt yourself walking down the stairs, old man!”
 Regis: “I’ll waddle down, Clarus. There won’t be anything to break.”
– Clarus: “Did you take your vitamins yet Regis?”
 Regis: “Have you taken my middle finger across your face yet, Clarus?”
– They have to say each other’s names so no one else feels addressed

– Cor has a stress ball in his left pocket
– He throws it at people

– Gladio sometimes falls up the stairs
– He once slapped Iggy’s butt falling up
– They don’t talk about it

– Noctis likes to play horror games
– Though he’s not ready to play them alone
– That’s when Prompto comes over
– They have a sleepover because neither of them can deal with scary shit

– Prompto builds Blanket forts when he feels down
– Owns at least three Chocobo hoodies
– Loves hot chocolate
– Sometimes sends some Memes to Noct
– At like 4 a.m because he can’t sleep

– Ignis sometimes takes bubble baths and drinks a glass (bottle) of wine while bathing
– Listens to classical music
– And metal

– When he was little, Noctis like when his father kissed his cheek whenever he did something good
– So Noctis started to do the same with other people
– Ignis brought him his food: kiss
 Jared told him his father was back home: kiss
 The maid gave him what he couldn’t reach: kiss
 His father held him in his arms: tons of kisses
– Ignis was the most kissed person in the whole Citadel

– Ardyn made a one week vacation on Wizz Chocobo farm once he found out about it
– Gets really excited when he sees the fluffy birds
– Chocobos are better than humans and Astrals!
– Talks to the birds
– “Well aren’t you a pretty little Chocobo! I haven’t seen one as lovely as you in ages!”

– Ravus sneak eats Mint chocolate chip cookies throughout the day
– Partly because Luna would eat them
– He doesn’t want to share
– Luna knows
– Gentiana steals a couple of cookies out of his pockets to bring them to Luna