Chocobros HC’s: Their crush asks, “What’s your type?”

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Ok so I told myself if I did all my real life work today, I could post some actual writing on this damn blog. And I did! Yay! Sorry I’m not posting something more substantial. These are pretty short and spilled out of my head at random a few months ago and I never posted them. Hope you enjoy them all the same 😀

Noctis

• Flustered™
• Immediately tense. 
• If he’s holding something, he might fumble it. 
• This boy blushes.
• A lot.
• Obligatory awkward neck scratch.
• “Uh…I dunno…I never thought about it…”
• Lies.
• He’s thought about it a lot.
• It you.
• But the poor awkward, love struck bean won’t indulge beyond that.
• Push him and after some “ums” he’ll likely just default to “I dont…really….have a type…”
• You’re gonna gave to make the first move here, bb. He’s a shy one.

Prompto

• Similar to Noctis, he blushes.
• A lot less fumbling and a lot more nervous chuckles.
• Stutters. Many, many stutters.
• “Aw, uh…Ha I-I d-dunno…”
• Queue one or two shy glances to meet your eyes before blushing more and looking away.
• Though, unlike Noctis, ya boy is a bit more bold.
• He begins to shyly list things that describe you. (both physical and mental)
• “Someone who’s ____, ____, ect.”
• He’ll blush and look away as he’s saying it.
• Touch the back of his neck a lot.
• and as the things get more pin point to the kind of person you are,
• he’ll glance up with a shy smile because the last thing he wants is to make you feel uncomfortable,
• “uh…s-someone…kinda…like you…I-I guess…”

Gladio

• This confident, smooth mother fucker doesn’t even blink.
• How is this even a question?
• He’s made it painfully obvious at this point. 
• If you didn’t catch it when he “stretched you” after training (you know, those sex position stretches you see dude trainers do to female clients at the gym to “loosen them up”? Those.)
• or all those times he said, “Hey beautiful.”
• Or any of the countless moments he failed to hide his ogling of your “assets” (literally all the time).
• Then he’s about to let you know.
• Leaning in with a smirk, he winks.
• “You.”

Ignis

• The shy strategist will seem unaffected by your question.
• Initially, he’ll dismiss the idea of “types” entirely.
• They’re shallow and he’d rather grow a bond with a potential suitor despite surface level traits and instead based on personal compatibility.
• You aren’t having it. Obviously. 
• You protest, “Everyone has a type, Ig. What traits do you find yourself enjoying and drawn to most, then?”
• With a nervous exasperated sigh, he will proceed to list traits of his “type”.
• i.e. every. single. thing. about you.
• All without outwardly saying it’s you, of course. 
• All very matter of fact.
• It takes you until he eludes to small things you’ve off handedly mentioned or mindlessly did in front of him to realize what he’s doing.
• You’re a blushing mess.
• You’ll catch eyes for a moment as he finishes.
• He’s Gaging your reaction. Inwardly rather nervous, tbh.
• When he see’s your blush, the lightest hint of a smirk will play his his lips just before he pushes up his glasses.
• And pretends as though nothing is out of the norm.