Let’s see how many beatings I can fit into one post.
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Roadhog
- Whoever’s harassing you isn’t harassing you for long
- They’re too busy getting thrown through a wall one-handed by a big angry hog-man
- Doesn’t care if he’s causing a scene in a public place; he usually does that just by being in a public place
- He checks to make sure you’re okay, then goes to pummel the guy to a pulp
- No one’s willing to interfere because Mako’s terrifying as all fuck and, y’know, a few bystanders think the creep deserves it
- After he’s done he wipes his hands clean and proceeds to silently fuss over you
- Brushing his fingers lightly through your hair, gently feeling your arms and body for any bruises or signs that you’ve touched or hurt
- Then he simply picks you up and hauls you home to vocally fuss over you and pamper you
- Apologizes for leaving you alone several times, as well as grumbles about people like that creep being one of the many reasons he hates society
Junkrat
- Again, the creep’s not bugging you for much longer after Jamie notices
- He’s on the guy in a second
- Marches right up to the guy and decks him in the face, then catches him by the shirt collar before he falls to the ground
- Proceeds to threaten to fill every crevasse in the man’s body with dynamite, then keep him locked up in a shed like that for a special occasion
- Like a firework party
- Then he shoves the man, who stumbles and curses, away
- Then he finally goes back to you to confirm that you’re okay
- When you assure him as much, he continues on with the date or activity as if nothing happened, though he’s got a tighter hold on you than usual
- You get extra stolen gifts and special gentle cuddles when you two get back home
McCree
- Manages to keep his cool but just barely
- Slowly saunters over and gets all close you, wrapping an arm around you while putting him between you and the creep
- Then he gets close into the guy’s face and uses his free hand to show him the precious Peacekeeper he’s hiding under a long jacket
- He just quietly threatens the guy
- “Now you better be gettin’ along before you start up some real trouble, ya hear?”
- Needless to say, the guy backs off
- Then Jesse hugs you close to his side and takes you to your favorite place to make you feel better
Genji
- Anyone who sees a buff robo-man coming their way at even the most leisurely of speeds better check their blessings and make sure they haven’t done anything in the past five decades to make someone send of ninja beast after them
- So, I mean, when the guy creeping on you backs away a little bit when they see Genji marching over to your side, they’re not the dumbest person alive
- But they’re still a creep and they’re going to suffer for it
- Genji walks right by you and up into the guy’s face, and then keeps walking
- He pushes Creepster back a fair way, until he eventually hits something to stop him from moving farther away
- Then he gets a face-full of emotionless Genji (which is terrifying, let’s face it), who’s letting every threat he can think of go
- Threats of him, his family, his entire clan hunting this guy down, even if he runs forever and literally falls off the face of the earth
- He’s not a fan of his past but he sure as well will use it to terrify a shitty man back into his place
- Then he thumps the guys back against the wall and walks back to you
- He takes your arm like a gentleman and leads you out of there
Hanzo
- Tbh, what he does is pretty simple
- His dragons are just as protective over you as he is
- So he just walks over and wraps his arms around you from behind
- Rests his chin on your shoulder and looks the man dead in the eye after asking you quietly if you’re okay
- Then his arm starts glowing and there’s a very vague reptilian shape made of blue light encircling his arm
- Oh, look, there’s two of them now and the shapes are gradually getting bigger as the light slowly gets brighter
- Of course, he doesn’t acknowledge this and just keeps giving the guy a deadpan stare, who’s now fidgeting and glancing at his arm every few seconds
- “So, can we help you or are you going to leave my partner and I alone now.”
- He does not phrase it like a question but as an order
Soldier 76
- He literally just walks up to the guy
- Puts a hand on his chest
- Lightly pushes him back
- “Unless you want your lights knocked out, you better be getting your ass out of here.”
- And if the guy decides to push back, Jack keeps his promise
Reaper
- He doesn’t do much right at that moment
- He asks you to confirm the guy is harassing you, then he decks the man in the face in a knock-out punch
- Then he takes your out of there
- However, once you’re in the safety of home and relaxing, he goes back to hunt down the douchebag
- The man shows up on the local news missing a couple days later
Zenyatta
- He’s a pleasant guy, so he’ll start out asking pleasantly
- Carefully sliding himself between you two and asking him to leave, as he’s making you uncomfortable
- If the man persists and tries to move forward, Zen puts a hand out, stopping the dude from making any headway (dude, he’s a robot; you bet your ass he can stop you with one hand)
- Not to mention the orbs around his neck are whirling a bit faster and glowing lightly
- “Sir, I asked you to leave. I will not ask you again.”
- If the guy still doesn’t move, he gets a little push that causes him to fall on his ass (again, robot = stronk)
- Then Zen lightly slips an arm around you and escorts you out
Reinhardt
- All he has to do is walk up and whoever’s bugging you will stop and run for the hills
- If they’re really stubborn (and are one of those people who thinks they can take an old guy, even if it’s a 500+ pound old guy who has several visible battle scars), they run off with their tail between their legs when he picks them up by their torso and quietly growls a threat into their face
- Then he goes back to German teddy bear Rein and sets up to finish your date/whatever activity you guys have been doing
Lucio
- He gets a little rowdy but doesn’t actually put up his dukes
- He puts on a scary face (yes, even our precious frog bean is capable of doing such a thing for someone he loves) and gets a bit pushy with them, trying to get them to back off
- If they get pissy enough to swing a punch, then he kicks their legs out from under them
- Then he grabs you and starts to leave, hollering that if they try it again they’ll get a lot worse
- He buys you your favorite treat to make up for the incident, all the while apologizing profusely for leaving you alone and allowing that to happen