Note: oh nonnie you do make my heart warm!! i wanted to do this one right away because it seemed simple and sweet enough, hope you dont mind that I made it a headcanon! im just trying to broaden my writing style (: And haha you are very short! I’m 5ft 5 myself, so fairly average. also i love that because poly mchanzo is so big that people have to request them separate hahaha
Jesse McCree
He absolutely adores your size, considering you’re basically a foot smaller than him (it’s a big ego booster, let’s be honest)
When he sees you trying to reach for something he kinda just stands there watching you struggle trying not to laugh
When you finally notice him you glare at him but it makes him laugh even harder because short people angry are like… cute little fuzzy balls of rage
The first time he ever said that to you he was lucky you weren’t able to reach his face ‘cause boiiii would be losing a tooth
Anyways in the end he ends up helping you but because McCree is totally extra and handsy he basically hoists you up by your waist
Amused, you’ll get whatever you need and turn to leave without a thank you
And then he’ll follow you everywhere and promise to take your anger seriously
Hanzo Shimada
okay so he’s a little less of a sarcastic twat in comparison to McPee over there
He will think that it’s funny, but most of the time you’ll end up finding a clever way around it
You’re a little spider-monkey of a thing and manage to hoist yourself up there (somehow) and grab whatever you need
He’s low-key impressed because a) how the hell did you just climb up there and b) why can’t you apply this to life and death scenarios
Only you totally underestimate your balance probably, and you end up near falling before he’s behind you and catching you
You’re a total flustered mess because wow thats embarassing and oh yes handsoap carry me harderrrr
He’ll put you down gently after a moment and tell you about balance, yadada
Only for you to complain that he’s tall as all hell and that he doesn’t have to worry about this sort of thing
From then on you call him to collect things for you or you’ll be impatient and find safer ways of getting what you need because we do not need a broken-leg scenario when all you were trying to get was a box of slim oreos ok honey
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