Request: HC with the paladins + Lotor finding out that the reader is drunk. (Specifically- the reader’s relationship with Shiro is a love hate, but in this instance Shiro is caring), the reader accidentally says something that if the reader was sober, they would have never said?
A/N I took the whole “says something they wouldn’t say” as something more light as opposed to a heavy/serious tone, but let me know if you’d like something more along those lines! Plus, this is meant to be more so with them not quite dating yet but being aware of their feelings
Edit: Whoops! Fixed some formatting issues that occurred when I was transferring this from pages to here >_> ignore the random “lotor” that was under Pidge’s section if you saw that version of the post
Lance
- Laughs at you tbh
- Thinks that you being drunk is the funniest thing he’s ever seen
- Lowkey would wanna drink with you sometime
- While he’s walking you back to your room it happens
- “Hey, Lance… We should really go out or… something…?”
- He thinks it’s a joke at first and starts making fun of you for it
- Untill you start crying and then he’s realizes oh my god they were serious
- Completely panics but tries to maintain his Chill untill he gets you to your room and tells you that you guys can talk about it in the morning
- He wants to make sure you’re 100% sober if you guys are gonna be having a conversation like that
- As soon as you close the door a big dumb grin is on his face because holy shit, even if you were drunk, you just asked him out ????
Shiro
- Not Happy At All
- You guys already had a strained relationship, so this little incident didn’t particularly help that
- That being said, he’s not about to let you stumble around alone while under the influence, so he helps get you back home
- Ends up giving you a piggyback ride (if you ask him about it when you’re sober he’ll deny it)
- Out of nowhere you just start talking
- “You know… I never noticed how pretty your eyes are…”
- He trips
- Catches himself before you guys fall tho
- He does really like you so he’s sort of okay with what you just said but
- This was not the sort of situation where he wanted to hear that
- Besides, the nature of your relationship was so uncertain that he wasn’t sure if this really meant anything at all
- Gets you to bed and thinks about the incident the rest of the night
Keith
- Unamused
- Like listen, this boy isn’t against drinking or anything, but he just doesn’t like dealing with drunk people nine out of ten times
- Especially when he’s sober
- Pretty much drags you with him towards your room
- Honestly isn’t paying much attention to what you’re saying until he hears something particularly interesting
- “I’m jealous of Shiro sometimes. He gets so much of your attention…”
- He Dies
- On one hand he’s like??? You’re jealous of Shiro? What??
- On the other hand he’s like holy shit they want my attention ?????
- He has no idea what to say to you
- Mumbles something about you drinking too much but you can see that his face is completely red
- Leaves some pain killers and water next to your bed because damn, you’re gonna feel like shit in the morning
Hunk
- Probably would take pictures of you trying to stumble to your room before helping you
- He’s gonna send said pictures to you in the morning
- Decides to make you some food because alcohol on an empty stomach is an awful idea so hopefully it might help you to feel a little better in the morning
- While he’s cooking with his back to you, you start talking. Half to him, half to yourself
- “I’d really like to have a future with you, I think.”
- Nearly drops whatever he was cooking
- Holy shit did you just say what he thinks you said
- Tries to go along like he’s not phased but he can’t stop thinking about it
- After sending you to bed, he decides that he’s definitely going to ask you if you meant that
- When you’re sober, of course
- He just really hopes you were telling the truth because he’d like a future with you too
Pidge
- Doesn’t really know how to deal with you to be honest
- Most likely she would try to send out back to your room but you sort of just. Plop down in front of her work station until she agrees to go with you.
- “Pidge, you’re very cute. Like, the cutest person I’ve met.”
- You say it so bluntly and so casually that she doesn’t quite know how to reply
- “I, uh… thanks?”
- She’s very embarrassed but thinks it was so nice ?? Like wow you get super nice when you’re drunk
- That doesn’t mean she approves of you drinking though
- After you get back to your room and to bed she lingers outside of your room for a minute
- Replaying what you said in her head
- “They… think I’m really cute…”
Lotor
- Damn humans are weird
- You got inhibited off of what now ???
- Wine is the most confusing thing to him because it is seriously fermented grapes how does that get you so drunk?
- He gets very cocky when you ask him to take you home
- tbh thinks you’re kinda cute like this but wouldn’t dare to say it
- “Lotor, do you think if we had kids that they would be purple too?”
- Chokes
- Congrats you threw Lotor off his guard
- It was so out of nowhere and so off topic that he has absolutely no idea how to answer you
- Also, does this mean you were thinking about what it would be like to have children with him?
- Tries to brush it off by flashing you a grin and changing the topic to something very very different
- Gets you home and decides that he’s never going to let you live this down.