Voltron Characters As Things My Friend Has Said

Keith: I awoke from the dead to tell you to shut up.

Lance: Boom, ba-doom boom, drop the bass. *Shrieks*

Shiro: Yo, yo, yo, what time is it? Alcohol.

Hunk: Y’all means all, and that means no one gets left behind.

Coran: Don’t beat a dead horse. It can’t move, it’s dead.

Allura: I’ve got a whole bag of shrookies and no will to live.

Kaltenecker: Don’t squeeze my milk box, Dad.

Lotor: What’s crackelacking? My bones, and also glowsticks.

Pidge: Surprise, haters, it’s a balloon.