unlimitedthotworks:

Hi.

We reached 600 followers somewhere down the way, and I guess it’s time for me to admit that I’m way too into meta asf kinda shit. And I love my girls @louisvuittontrashbags and @diabolik-trash-heap. So they are victims in what I’ve made.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever written. This isn’t even trying to be quality. And NO ONE asked for this.

But I did it anyway.

– Hypaa

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“This is way better than VR fishing.”

LV shrugged and continued looking at the quaint menu in front of her. “I agree, sis, but I wasn’t lying when I said my thirst was strong enough to fish just to get closer to Gladio.”

“Thanks to that one spell in that witchcraft tomb I found in a sketchy ass bookstore, now I guess we don’t need to spend money we don’t have on that shit,” Hypaa picked up her cup of Ebony, took a sip, and immediately winced. “GOOD FUCKING LORD, this puts some hair on your chest. Is this why he’s so fucking snarky all the time? Because I feel my sass levels increasing the more I drink this.” She pushed the cup in front of Dia. “You try it. Pretend it’s Ardyn’s black daemon goo and knock it back.”

Dia rolled her eyes and took the cup, giving it a sniff. “Not putrid enough to be daemon jizz, but I’ll take one for the team.”

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