Midlander Hyur: you want to be in a slice of life anime
Highlander Hyur: you’re insecure about your physical strength
Sun Seeker Miqo’te: disgusting ~exotic~ dancer
Moon Keeper Miqo’te: you’re fragile and want everyone to love you
Wildwood Elezen: you’re a pompous asshole
Duskwight Elezen: you have a victim complex and Foulques is your angsty role model
Xaela Au Ra: you’re a DRK main and you never use grit. also you fuck horses.
Raen Au Ra: you want everyone to think you’re an innocent cinnamon roll but you’re actually a massive turd
Hellsguard Roegadyn: you ERP in public 24/7 and get mad when people report you
Sea Wolf Roegadyn: yiff in hell
Plainsfolk Lalafell: you’re satan incarnate
Dunesfolk Lalafell: filthy undercutter