paladin: wait, i have job mechanics now?
warrior: six fell cleaves isn’t enough give me MORE
dark knight: wait, you mean i’m not playing paladin?
dragoon: wait wasn’t the entire goal of the last expansion to prevent people from doing what i just did
monk: oh my god…i’m *viable*
ninja: what the FUCK am i doing
samurai: you mean i’m NOT supposed to read each skill name out in an anime voice whenever i use them?
black mage: enochian? you mean that old thing?
summoner: aetherflow, aethertrail, bahamut aether, IS THERE ANY OTHER AETHER I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
red mage: Hmph. These imbeciles aren’t worth my time.
bard: WHY IS EVERYTHING DIFFERENT
machinist: wait people play machinist?
white mage: HOW YA LIKE ME NOW BITCHES
scholar: this is like 10 times more confusing than it already was
astrologian: we have two more cards but i still only get spire