collared-ginger:

working on a lil side project/AU 

i’ll make these look better later

everything is really off they were all drawn separately dont judge

precontation:

WHEN YOU SHIP SOMETHING PLATONICALLY BUT THE REST OF THE FANDOM SHIPS IT SEXUALLY/ROMATICALLY SO ALL THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIP IS ROMANTIC OR PORN

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PFFF So imagine that McCree/Widowmaker becomes like Soma/Erina. Where Widow can’t admit McCree’s food is really good even though he made it with dollar store ingredients and he doesn’t know the names of any of the techniques he used XD. (Also Widowmaker having a Food-wars style, Clothes-bursting foodgasm is the funniest thing I’ve ever imagined…) Sombra’s just in the background looking amazed/applauding.

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McCree looking pretty happy with his cooking until Widowmaker grabs onto the counter, dragging herself up off the floor after the shock of eating something so delicious. There’s no way that McCree of all people could’ve made food like that. It’s just not possible. When he asks her how she the food was, she claims that it was terrible and leaves their home, leaving Sombra having to cheer up a poor, sulking McCree.

Any Star Wars AU?

itshigh-boop:

Since there are soooo many characters in OVW, I’ll just limit this to McCree and Sombra, if that’s okay. 

Now, pls forgive me – it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been invested in Star Wars lore. 

But I can see Sombra as a spacer/smuggler who finds herself more into her business because of her fascination with ship technology and finding the best parts to make upgrades. She’s been known to sell some of her modified ships for a hefty price – frequently on the run from people who feel they were cheated by her. Has recently been interested in the dealing of information though she’s still new to it, all. Though she mostly relies on her tech, she does well with acrobatics and a blaster. Originally from Lothal, though orphaned. Force-sensitive but it’s dormant.

McCree is a mercenary who does his job mostly as a means to get away from his home system and see the galaxy on the money of his employers. He used to be part of a militia but he couldn’t stand taking orders from people so he left. Even though he’s not about mindless killing, most people he’s sent after are pretty scummy bastards so he has no issue taking them out. Originally from 

Tatooine, but orphaned at a young age and worked on a moisture-farm until he was old enough to leave for other work. Not force-sensitive but has come across a lightsaber in his travels. He doesn’t really use it since it’s not his style but he thinks it’s a neat find. 

I imagine they meet on one of McCree’s jobs. He’s been asked to take out a smuggler known as “Sombra”. He doesn’t really ask details but smugglers are usually not-so-nice who constantly take advantage of others so he has no issue with the job. He ends up in a game of cat-and-mouse, each time he thinks he’s close to his target just cause him to be greeted with a droid. He’s never had so much trouble tracking down anyone…but he finds it exciting. When he finally catches them, he’s surprised to find a rather young looking woman instead of the gruff and shady individuals he’s used to dealing with. Still, he knows looks can be deceiving. 

I’d have to build on this a bit more but I’ll stop it here for now ‘cause it’s getting long, lol

since december is right around the corner…rime sombra meets monster hunter mccree???

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*McCree stands in a blizzard at the edge of a small town*

Monster Hunter McCree: I’ve been searching for you for a while now. Why don’t you show yourself before I freeze to death? 

Rime Sombra: *materializes from a gust of snowflakes* I was being entertained by the idea of you just accepting your fate, but, humans so rarely comply. 

McCree: Huh, you’re right. Listen here, winter nymph, you’re gonna have to stop terrorizing this town—

Sombra: *holds up one icy nail* Oh no, no. I am not a winter nymph.

McCree: Pardon? You’re not a winter nymph?

Sombra: *arches an eyebrow* Do you really think those delicate creatures could conjure up such a snap freeze? Please, give me a little more credit. 

McCree: Demon flurry?

Sombra: Nope. 

McCree: *scratches his ice tipped beard* A zephyr?

Sombra: Try again.

McCree: Well… I’m afraid I’ve never quite had an encounter such as this. You are a mystery, ma’am. 

Sombra: *rolls her eyes* Of course. And here I thought I found someone fun. Although, I am intrigued by the flame in your arm… Do you mind extinguishing it?

McCree: *holds up his prosthetic, glowing left arm* Couldn’t turn this off if I wanted to, Miss…?

Sombra: *gives a cheeky smile* Hmmm, looks like we’ll both have to keep guessing. *vanishes into a flurry*

I CANNOT UNSEE THIS

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ariqunari:

bisexualulfric:

weapons-grade-spork:

poisonous-panda:

blondechocobobutt:

So, I was honestly just watching random reviews by Nostalgic Critic, and I happened to stumble upon the one he did the Sorcerers Apprentice, you know, with Nicolas Cage. The live action one that wasn’t very good. Well, as I stared at it closely, his character reminded me of someone. I couldn’t remember who.

THEN IT FUCKING HIT ME…

LIKE A TON OF BRICKS

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT UNSEE THIS!

Fuckkkkk youuuu @blondechocobobutt xD

“I’VE LIVED IN DARKNESS FOR AGES” 

@foundcarcosa

fuck you @bisexualulfric the wedding’s off

If I had to see this, THEN SO DO ALL OF YOU.

jojopitcher:

Anonymous asked: Requests open you say? OwO Can you slap me around with some chocobro x reader polyship stuff? 💙💙

This is my first time writing polyship, I hope I did it right 💞

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  • Being in a relationship with all of the guys means getting the best damn treatment anyone can ask for. This includes getting littered with gifts every now and then.
  • Prompto often takes you shopping so he can buy you the things you like. He also always likes to stop for ice cream and has a thing for sharing it with you.
  • Gladio will bring you chocolate treats that he spots in shops around the city. Each time it’s a different type of chocolate. You of course share some with him but he always lets you have the last one.
  • Ignis buys you all sorts of different things, varying from bath salts, books and socks. Yes I said socks. One can never have enough socks.
  • Noctis however is a little bit less clued in to what to buy you. Don’t get me wrong, he loves buying you things, he’s just…not very good at it. It can be anything from a new bed to a mop head. He tries.
  • Of course they all dote on each other just as much but they feel like you need that extra tlc because you are newer to the relationship.
  • Gladio likes to cuddle with you on the sofa while you watch action movies. Prompto occasionally joins you aswell. You end up squidged between the big guy and the little guy. It’s adorable.
  • Noctis likes to play computer games with you. He likes you sat between his legs, resting against him while you play. He finds comfort in it and that way he can steal kisses from you every now and then.
  • Ignis loves to teach you how to cook. He likes giving you small touches as you stir food in the pan and has a thing for kissing the back of your neck. You call it a kink. He calls it dedication.
  • Prompto will randomly run at you and begin tickling you as he loves to hear you laugh and giggle. But he’s never learnt his lesson as you are quite the tickle monster yourself. Payback is a bitch.
  • When you’re feeling down Noctis will be the first to drag you to bed and lie down with you and just talk sweet nothings with you until you fall asleep in his arms. You always feel so much better when you wake up with him.
  • Gladio likes to whisk you away and take you camping with him every now and then. He loves to spend alone time with you but there are occassions he brings the other guys along. Much to Noctis’ protests.
  • If you’ve had a long day at work the guys will make sure you have everything you need for when you get home. Ignis will have cooked you a hearty meal. Gladio will run you a nice hot bath. Prompto will smother you with affection. Noctis will give you a nice shoulder massage.
  • If anyone gets a tad jealous seeing you with another bro, it’s Noctis. It’s not that he’s going all red faced and mad about it, he just feels a little left out, but you can see when he’s feeling like that and will make sure he gets your attention at some point.
  • Sometimes you all have a massive gaming session until the early hours of the morning which leads to you all crashing out on the living room floor. You are almost always in the middle of the gang. Prompto likes sleeping next to you and draping his arm over you. Noctis has a habit of lying on your chest as it helps him sleep better. Ignis and Gladio are the big spoons and keep you three warm.
  • All of them are amazing lovers. They treat your body like a piece of art and cherish you. Prompto and Noctis are more gentle with you in the bedroom which has earned them the nickname ‘soft boys’.
  • Gladio and Ignis are a bit more fruitious when it comes to making love to you. You put it down to them having a little more experience. Lets just say they teach you some things which you then teach the other two 🙂
  • ~~~
  • Tag list: @the-immortal-marshal , @goldenbluebunny , @vundis-scientia , @thesilencebeforeastorm , @tatacametoearth , @demidemon09 , @amicitonia , @theyearofdiamonddogs , @alice250598 , @lucisizunia

higharollakockamamie:

I’m still laughing at this part of this:

“To the Kings of Yore residing in the ring, Ardyn is a enemy who must be defeated. If there is the opportunity to diminish his strength, they may grant power even to a user who is not a king.”

Kings of Yore: HOW DARE ONE NOT OF THE LINE OF LUCIS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO
Kings of Yore: Wait, you’re fighting that guy? Oh yeah, fuck him specifically.

Talking with writers online

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alwaysboth:

elexuscal:

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”

nightyswolf:

That was actually a side product of a different render… not that I would mind…


Made in XNALara, render in Blender Cycles and edits in Photoshop!
All
Models © by their respective owner’s! Fanart only! No copyright
infringement intended! 

Don’t upload anywhere else or claim as your own!

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Nightmares

Augh why do i do this to myself.. I haven’t slept at all from yesterday, but my creative juices are flowing.. I needa make this i was going to try and find someone to send a request in for this but i am gonna do it myself.

Anyway! Feel free to throw request into my ask! I like to see what you guys want, and honestly i am weak in trying to make something up, but i can do it.. Just need a little time.

Warnings – Mentions of abuse, trauma, pain and suffering, panic attacks, and all right angst.

The bros s/o you struggled with a family problem, with emotional problems most of your life. From the abuse from family, to the ragging, the pain and suffering that has lead to horrible nightmares, part of you refusing to sleep just because of these nightmares. Seeing you parents face in your dreams, the things they have said and drilled into your mind, it’s hard to try and get over it but slowly.. You are doing it, slowly the nightmares have started to fade. Yet on some nights they come back full force and rattle you to the bone. Tonight, it’s one of those nights where it comes crashing down on you.

Noctis

  • It was at camp that the nightmare hit you full force
  • Maybe around noonish when it came
  • The nightmare came around the normal downtime you all had at times, and Noctis just about dragged you into the tent for a nap.
  • He wanted to get some time away from the guys to, just you and him.
  • It was a peaceful nap, almost a lazy feel around the haven.
  • Ignis was going over his notebook making note of supplies, and making a small list of what to get at the next town
  • Prompto was playing games on his phone before swapping to his camera to clean it and half pay attention to a idle game on his screen
  • Gladio was half asleep himself as he was trying to read a book in his chair by the burnt out fire pit.
  • It was peaceful, not to mention the air around them was calm, the small breeze and bids.
  • Until a loud scream came from inside the tent, a panicked scream with desperate sobs and a yelp from noctis.

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The Scream is what woke Noctis as well as you’re body jerking up and causing his head to fall off your chest where he rested his head. Startled awake it took Noctis a few seconds to collect himself and take notice what was going on. Blinking a few times from the sudden light from the tent being opened and the rest of the guys looking concerned before noctis looked to you.

You had a wide eyed panicked stare at the ground, breathing was heavy and hard as sweat was dripping down your face, it felt like you’re whole body was locked up in it’s panic. “Shit..” was all Noctis could mumbled before he sat up fully placing a hand on your shoulder. “y/n?…. Hey y/n?” his voice would be a little tired and sleepy as he rubbed you’re shoulder. Pulling a blanket from the mess inside of the tent he wrapped it around your shoulders pulling you closer to him slowly.

Waving a hand at the guys who held the tent open ignis gave a small nod before shooing them away to leave you and Noctis alone. Trembling in his grip he whispered to you. “Hey… it’s okay… breath, just… try to relax and breath… it’s only a nightmare, you’re doing great” he would just about drag you into his lap as he would kiss your head wrapping his arms around you keeping you as close as he could. Taking his hand he would carefully remove the tears that slid down you’re cheeks, his touch was warm and light, scared he might harm you or startle you.

It took some time but the trembling slopped and you let out a long breath before slowly turning your head to him and frowning as you’re bottom lip trembled trying to keep your emotions inside. “It’s okay… “ Noctis gave you caring words as he rubbed you’re back and arm. It was a caring soft touch he always gave you almost like he was scared you might fear his touch. Yet it something you just about craved from him. “Noctis? y/n?” ignis called from the tent flap, his voice was careful and didn’t open it scared he might startle you. “I have {you fav warm drink}… for y/n if she would like it..” “yea… put it inside? Please?”

Ignis slowly opened the flap to slide the drink inside for you, steam was coming from the tin mug Ignis placed it inside. Just, you felt a sob rip it’s way from your body the moment you seen Ignis a little, in your mind you where a mess, a ugly mess. Noct turned his attention away from Ignis hearing you’re sob and frowned a little before wrapping you up more in your blanket. “Hey… it’s just Iggy.. you’re fine, it happens… “ cleaning your cheeks you shook your head. “It’s not fine.. Noct..i..i am..” “you’re safe… you’re beautiful..caring.. Loving… perfect to me” You’re mind was quiet, blank… taking his words and holding them close you felt another sob come from you as you turned yourself to be closer to him. “They cant hurt you anymore… and if they would even dare to try..they would have to get past me.. And the guards when i am king.. I want you to be there as my [King/Queen] y/n…”

Nocts leaned back holding you close to him, careful of his feet not to knock over your drink Ignis left inside.. It would need to be warmed up later as you where finding more comfort in you’re princes arms. “I swear… i will keep you safe…. Me and the guys” he mumbled rubbing you’re back slowly taking his hand higher to run it in you’re h/l h/c locks. Feeling his fingers in your hair, made you relax even more, not to fall asleep, but to feel comforted.

Words – 648

Prompto

  • It was a more struggling place when you woke from the nightmare
  • It was more harsh, you’re body twitched and shaked, the blood curdling scream that was torn from you
  • It wasn’t the best place to have this nightmare as it was in the back seat of the regalia.
  • Ignis felt his heart leap from his chest.
  • Noctis was started in his half drowsy state in the front seat.
  • Gladio dropped his book in surprise
  • Prompt panicked.
  • Pure panic
  • He knew about your problems as he was a long time friend and lover.
  • Knowing you from highschool with the problems, he would always have you at his home, in his arms to try and help you escape the madness that was you’re family.
  • To get away from all that abuse you’re felt, the pain and suffering they did you you’re body as well as your mind.

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Ignis jumped in the seat almost slamming on the breaks from the scream that tore it’s way from your mouth. Looking back in the mirror at you he was slightly glaring until he seen you’re state, Prompto was desperately trying to grab your hands as you started to trash in the backseat. Taking Gladio by surprise as you kicked his leg from trashing. “Y/N!” prompto shouted as he turned himself in the seat to try and get you to face him.

Gladio grabbed you’re leg a little to hard as it kicked him again making your eyes dart open and the panic set in. frantically looking around you’re could hear the harmful words, feel the rough painful hands holding you down “NO! STOP!” you cried in sobs. Ignis was quick to turn the car to the side of the rode, as Prompto was desperate to get your attention. The care came to a stop as ignis turned in his seat to look at you as Prompto was calling your name, telling you it was him, to stop flailing around. Trying to get your attention and stop you from harming him or ourself. “Please… i…im sorry” you sobbed out as you’re arms started to relax.

“y/n.. Hey… it’s okay, look it’s me Prompto… hey, just.. Listen okay, i’m right here” he said softly moving his head to try and catch your eyes. It took awhile but you’re eyes locked on him with a sniffle. This wasn’t you’re first episode, it has happened a few times before with the guys around. With sobs taking over your body you reached out for Prompto clinging to him. Prompto was quick to take you into his arms as he kissed your head with small whispers that it was only a dream. The other guys glanced at each other before Gladio tapped Nocts seat in front of him. “Why don’t.. We look for a spot for camp.. It’s getting late see if there is a haven around here”

The others didn’t make a sound as they nod getting up from there seats to head out of the car and away from the two of you to let you have a small moment together and collect yourself again. “Prom… they… they” “Shhh…. It’s okay… y/n it was a nightmare, they are long gone okay?”  you body shivered from just thinking about them as he held you close. Leaning on the side of the seat he was able to turn you to lay on him as he held you. He might looked skinny and weak but he had strong arms that he kept around you in a strong grip.

It took a while of calming you down and carefully walking for you to calm down and the tears to dry up, as you’re voice was small. Prompto refused to let you go, placing small kisses on your head. He didn’t want to let you go, didn’t want you to feel alone. He hated it when you both were younger and before you left insomnia. Having to let you go, letting you go back to that horrible household the screaming and yelling the pain. Sitting up you rubbed your eyes as they felt dry from crying so much.

There was a soft crunch of shoes making Prompto turn his head quickly to see who it was. The guys came back as Ignis came to the car first. “We.. found a Haven not to far from here… would you two like to stay in the regalia?” Prompto looked down at you before you gave a small nod. “Yea..for now, we um.. We will come to camp in a bit” Ignis gave a small nod before turning away with the other two walking with them to start heading back and set up camp. For now… Prompto just wanted to hold you and keep you close to try and keep the memories and nightmares away.

Words – 658

Gladio

  • When it hits, it’s late at night
  • It was by accident you fell asleep, well to you, Gladio was glad you finally fell asleep.
  • You and Gladio did get another room for you two as the other three would share one.
  • You were feeling a little clingy to Gladio after a small hunt left you with a bandaged arm. It was killing you and the small pain in your shoulder.
  • Gladio was sitting in a chair playing cards with the others.
  • You sat in his lap curled in a ball with a blanket over you you’re hurt shoulder pressed into him as it was nice and the added heat helped.
  • It was a nice small game, the guys felt calm as it was more of a window time. Gladio was half paying attention as he was watching you
  • It had been a few days from the last time you slept.
  • It was nice and peaceful, well… almost.

Gladio was looking at his phone at a text from iris asking something and having small chat with him. Gladio smiled a little when she asked about you. He was going to reply, but you started to move a little. Then you jumped with a scream and crying scrambling to the floor from Gladios lap. Lucky Gladio was a little more faster and was able to grab you to stop you from hitting your head on the small table they had in the middle with cards and drinks on it . Gladios phone paid the price instead as it landed on the table with a cracking sound. Well there was a new crack on his phone, but he didnt care.

His grip was strong around you and you’re legs as he pulled you back, just you tried to push his arms away, the panic that set in your body was pure, and terrified. The tears that ran down your face. Gladio was caught off guard when you hit his shoulder hard in a panic to try and get him to let you go, you’re breathing was picked up and felt like there was much more less oxygen in the air, almost like someone was strangling you.

“Y/N!! Y/N!!’ Gladio has to shout as he moved your hands to place them in your lap. With a worried look on his face. He has felt the results of you’re nightmares, and episodes, but they seemed to get a little more harder to try and get you out of them the longer you stay awake. Gladio kept you’re hands in your lap with one of his hands as he rubbed your lower back. He was quiet and ignored the others. Noctc was confused with an eyebrow raised. Prompto was scared out of his sleepy posture and Ignis worse a worried look on his face. Ignis was the only one of the four you really opened up with, well other then Gladio who knew why you had these nightmares.

It took a moment before you could really come thou, feeling Gladios hand on your lower back you took a deep breath closing your eyes as tears fell down you’re cheeks. Starting to shake Gladio brought you closer to his chest before keeping you in his arms. “I’m going to take her back to the room for tonight…” taking you as well as his jacket and phone he left for the room across the hall from the guys. The room was dimly lit but you didn’t pay any mind to it as your face was hidden in Gladios chest.

You had his tank top in a death grip clinging to him, holding onto him like he was you’re lifeline, he was keeping you grounded and safe, shielding you away from your fears. Gladio was quiet as he walked to the bed in the room. Sitting on the hotel bed and ow it shifted under him. Gladio didn’t say anything as he sat there with you looking at you. The tears burned your eyes as you tried to muffle the cries into his chest to be hidden. “Y/N… you can cry… you don’t need to hide it… It was all a nightmare, no one is going to harm you.. Yell at you.. Scream for anything” His voice was light and gave a small rumble in his chest as he spoke. Sniffling he brought you closer to him, trying to keep you as close as he could. “Gladio…” you whispered to him looking up with e/c eyes.

With a small hum he looked down at you move strands of h/l /hc out of you’re face to touch your cheek as lightly as  he could, he was at times scared he would hurt you because of his size. Always careful in his touches and hold he held you. “It… it…” “hey… you don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to… dont force yourself” You looked at him for a moment before the tears glossed your eyes again. “I..i was so scared Gladio” With a small cry again he held you closer as he closed his eyes. “It.. it was that night.. I..i…” Gladio was quiet letting you try and talk. He knew what you talked about. It was around the last few years with the family. You and Gladio started a relationship. He remembers it as he opened the door to the Amicitia household to find you in tears, marks and bruises all on your body, a large hoodie he gave you and it was torn on the arm. Seeing you soaked in water with only a small sling bag shivering.  

Gladio frowned thinking back, he was so worried dragging you into the house, poor iris was confused seeing you in a state, and even worse his father had seen you like that. You refused to move away from Gladios side, scared to say anything, fearful of his father if he moved to fast. It was also the night you left that cruel home, let the pain and suffering away from that hell.

Gladio was able to get his father to do something and remove you from that place, letting you stay with them, luckily you were outta school and didn’t need to worry, just… you always had a fear that you’re family was looking over your shoulder watching you, following you and ready to pounce each time you close your eyes. “Hey… y/n.. Remember what i said?” looking at him you were confused. “Um…?” it was blank in your mind as you sniffled using your palm of your hand to rub your nose and face sitting up more to lean on his shoulder looking at him. “I told you… i would be your shield to… anything that wants to harm you has to go through me first” with a small whine it formed into more tears and a sob as you wrapped your arms around his neck. crying into his shoulder and neck you cling to him. Holding you he slowly leaned back to lay with you. “I love you y/n… i always will and i am going to keep my promise in keeping you safe.”

Words – 1040

Ignis

  • Fighting sleep you sat on the ground next to the fire at camp.
  • It was a late night, the others where already inside of the tent asleep
  • You and Ignis sat on a small blanket next to the fire taking in the silence and warm fire.
  • Another blanket was wrapped around you both relaxing. Ignis felt himself start to get tired but he fought it.
  • You tho.. You passed out on his arm holding his hand.
  • Ignis was glad to see you asleep.
  • Closing his eyes he relaxed listening to the fire, a soft crackle in the quiet air, well.. Almost. He felt you’re hand twitch a few times and a whine come from your lips.
  • The it happened.

With a scream you jerked yourself away from Ignis falling back, startled awake you frantically looked around in a panic, Ignis jumped at the sudden movement unsure of what happened before he tried to get ahold of your arm, well that was a little to slow as you’re hand touched the hot embers in the fire pit, with another scream pulling your hand away with tears falling down your face, you started to panic, started to have memories come back mixed with the nightmare. You didn’t notice Ignis, didn’t see Gladio rush out of the tent his sword already in his hand as well as Prompto with his gun and noctis half asleep with a spear.

Ignis got to you’re side as you curled into yourself on the ground breathing heavily while sobbing. “y/n? Hey…. love, love please i need you to calm you’re breathing” Ignis said as he tried to move to see your hand. All he could get from you was a panicked sob and that you kept repeating the words you’re sorry. Ignis was frowning with pain in his eyes as he knew why you where doing this, the nightmares seemed to be gone for a while, as well as the mind problems. “y/n, i need you to try and listen okay… you’re safe, you’re at camp right now… y/n?”

Standing ht got to the other side to have your face pointed at him, well almost as you curled in. rubbing your arm a little his touch was careful and light, but warm and caring. “y/n?” he called again as you’re shaking slowly stopped. You’re breathing started to get under control as you took a shaky breath in and let it out. Looking up a little you came to see Ignis face, it was filled with worry and fear, let it also help compassion and care. “I…iggy?” you’re voice was light and fearful. He nods as he helps you uncurl yourself, pressing you’re burnt hand down you gasped and sobbed more as you held your hand close to your chest. Ignis was careful to move you as he brought you close to him. Gladio was quiet as he passed him a few motions and a bandage. “Let me see love….” leaning into him you’re hands shook as you shook your head pressing you’re face more into him.

“y/n.. Please i need to see it” placing the potions down he moved a hand to your face to carefully stroke your cheek. “Love?” shaking your hands you stretching it out a little for him to help. “Thank you… you were scared awake and panicked” his voice was light only for you to hear as he took a motion moving some of the cool liquid over your hand healing it. With a hiss of pain you frowned seeing that some of it wasnt still healed. “I-it’s.. Going to scar” you said lightly with a frown. Ignis frowned looking at you as you sniffled looking at the old scar on your hand. The memories seemed to flood our mind, so fresh from the nightmare and the scar them left in your mind

The one time you messed up making a meal, one small error that caused so much pain, the anger they had to you they slammed you’re hand on the hot stove burning the flesh of your hand. The familiar burn and the screaming running in your head. Wincing away from it and ignis hand he let you pull your hand away. “Love… you do know..you are safe now and no one can hurt you like that again” looking at him a little you wanted to sob again as you let him take your hand again to wrap the bandage around it blocking your view from t. “Love… they are long gone.. And you have us here… we will not let them get to you again” with a sniffle you leaned yourself into him as you started to cry again. Ignis sighed softly as he hugged you close. “I promise this love….” he said softly keeping you close and taking the discarded blanket from the ground to wrap you both in.

Words – 698

not gonna lie, this took me way to long, but i was bored and may have been avoiding my art stuff right now and i needed to make you all something ❤

– Queen Anarchy (im sorry if anything is misspelled, i haven’t slept in a long time)

how u think the chocobos would feel if they had a real busty fem!s/o? i feel like prompto would be in love and use her boobs as pillows regularly

tehrevving:

Yesss, squishy love pillows for all 😀

Gladio: Gladio is fascinated by the fact that his lovely partner’s breasts don’t fit in his hands and he makes a game out of trying to squish them into his palm. Gladio has no problems bragging about the size and feel of your breasts to others, it’s quite embarrassing how frank he is. Expect to be groped and squeezed in public almost daily, as long as you don’t seriously tell him not to of course.

Prompto: He’s quite shy about them, it’s obvious he loves them and expect lots of tentative touches when the two of you are alone. Take hold of his hand and press it inside your bra and watch the blush creep all the way up his face. Gravitates towards them when he’s sleepy, but always wakes up embarrassed and out of sorts when he realises he was lying on your chest.

Ignis: Obviously as Ignis is the definition of decorum, you didn’t even know he liked them that much until you gave him a titty-fuck and he started moaning out so damn loudly you knew he was just being a gentleman. Wear a low cut top, sit in his lap and smoosh his face into your breasts to get him flustered and aroused.

Noctis: Noctis in private isn’t particularly shy about touching or playing with them. Expect to just be randomly groped and have them played with while you’re just chilling together. He manages to control himself in public though. Loves napping on them, every chance he gets he will curl up against your chest, they’re so soft and warm he just can’t help himself.

ffxv-chocoheadcanons:

paopukairi:

ffxv-chocoheadcanons:

gladiogotdatbootio:

ffxv-chocoheadcanons:

I need to know, its october

What monsters are the guys? I think wee can agree of Ignis as a vampire, and Gladio as a werewolf, u can fight me on this lol

Anyway! What about noct? Prompto? Have another fir ignis and gladio? Hey! Why nit send in some October/halloween themed stuff!

I like werewolf for Gladio but can I also offer you a demon. Good good horns on our boy.

Phantom of the Opera for Ignis. He could pull it off well.

I like specter for Noctis and Zombie for Prompto XD

Oh god… where do i sign up to offer my soul to this sexy demon 😍

Just imagine Gladio as an incubus 😍😈

Fuck me up 😍😍

Ohhhh, him and Ignis both as incubus

magemg:

Something I worked for zine months ago but it’s been cancelled so I can share it here. I chose swing AU for TYL Chocobros since I’m a big fan of electro swing musics.

Sexy Starters

ffxv-chocoheadcanons:

eaddi:

maaaglooor:

  • “Talk dirty to me.”
  • “You can bring your friend.”
  • “Hot damn.”
  • “Tonight I’m fucking you.”
  • “Come here, rude boy.”
  • “Let’s play a love game.”
  • “I’m educated in sex, yes.”
  • “I want to see what you’ve got in store.”
  • “Chains and whips excite me.”
  • “You make me this, please me up, please me down.”
  • “Give me everything tonight.”
  • “Hey, sexy boy, set me free.”
  • “Don’t be so shy, play with me.”
  • “I’m a slave for you.”
  • “I’m a put on a show kind of [insert identifier].”
  • “A guy like you should wear a warning.”
  • “You’re dangerous, I’m loving it.”
  • “I’m here for your entertainment.”
  • “Living in sin is the new thing.”
  • “Every time we touch I get this feeling.”
  • “Can you blow my whistle?”
  • “Let’s skip this conversation, just whine your body up.”
  • “You’ve got what I’m searching for.”
  • “More like the ‘meet you, take you home, and fuck you twice’ guy.”
  • “Open wide, I know you’re thirsty.”
  • “You see these shackles, I’m your slave.”
  • “I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave.”
  • “I don’t see the harm, so are you game?”
  • “Let’s just do it, you and me.”
  • “I can make your bed rock.”

I’m bored at work lol and since America isn’t all that awake yet…

Give me a sentence starter and a character from either FFXV or UtaPri (my current fandom). Nagisa from HEAVENS & Iris & Talcott from FFXV is a no. Everyone else is fair game.

Yooooo I kinda wanna do this to >:0c

Why not send in a started and a ffxv chracter and i can see what I can do ppl

lionheartchocobo:

The rare time that everyone was asleep except for Noct.

Alternate title: Being Noct’s emotional support task force is exhausting.

Alternate alternate title: Those caravans look really small for four grown men.

aaaa idk if you’re still accepting festive requests but could I send in one? I was thinking a poly chocobros x fem reader during christmas time (if that’s okay)! I also thought it would be SO CUTE if one of the presents the reader gave the boys was a positive pregnancy test?? idk lmao really just some cute poly fluff! thank you either way! happy holidays! ❤️🎄

ffxv-chocoheadcanons:

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU REQUEST SOMETHING SO CUTE AND AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You where curled up on the couch in a warm blanket, it was a calm morning, Christmas, nice and calm. Noctis was laying on the couch with his arms around you still half asleep. Gladio was behind you with you in his lap arms around you as well as his face hidden in your shoulder. You ran your hands in both of their hairs slowly as you fought off sleep yourself. Ignis was in the kitchen with Prompto making a meal for you all to enjoy before getting to the tree to open the gifts you all got for each other.

The room had soft music playing from the tv as you’re eyes started to drop and feel more heavy. You tried to fight that urge to fall asleep, wanting to stay awake and wait for prompto and ignis to be done. With a soft whine Gladio shifted and held you tighter. “Sleep” Gladio mumbled as he leaned  back a little more to let his body fall back more into the long couch. Noct gave a annoyed grumble as his body slipped further down on you. Feeling your eyes slowly close you kept them closed, but not fully asleep. Gladio was glad to have you in his arms before the others got to you, then again you did have times you would just give most attention to each boy at different times as they would be with someone else.

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ghostoftheyear-art:

I know it’s a day late but i drew this last night while watching critical role and anyway I wanted to contribute something since I haven’t drawn the boys in a while. Happy anniversary to this game that’s brought me so much joy.

kazlicya-art:

A little something to celebrate the road trip we’ve all embarked on together over these last two years with these good boys and each other.
Thank you FFXV~

mandakatt:

phoenix-manga:

@mandakatt When the Bros are short on money and they need to hunt. Hunter is mildly unsatisfied that they hunt once or twice a day. But they understand that this wasn’t Astera.

So like, one day Hunter just decided to get a lot of hunts and just sets off and comes back later next day, they cannot believe that they just finished the requests so fast and not dead from roaming deamons???

Hunter: hey guys! I’m back!!!

Palico: check out the meowsive loot we got!!!

Noctis: wait, you’re done with the hunts?!

Prompto: how are you uhhh… Not dead from the deamons roaming about???

Gladio: I’m surprised you two still get surprised by what they do….

Ignis: anyhow, what’s important is that you’re just in time for lunch and no doubt that the loot will allow us to acquire more curatives for the journey…

Apologies! I just saw this note now! *kicks tumblr and huffs at it!* But yes! I agree! The hunter is used to going on all day hunts! This once or twice a day thing isn’t much of a challenge! 

Of course the bro’s would look a bit panicked cause – one, where in the six did the hunter get off to?! and two – Wait you did what with how many hunts and got how much gil?!

Prompto: *gasp* Whoa….

Ignis: I will admit, the last time I had seen that much money in one place was within the royal treasury.

Noctis: *blinks slowly* Wait, you mean to tell me that you completed all of our hunts, and then some?

Hunter: Uh… maybe?

Palico: Meowster got this too! *shows off the Blue Diamond bracelet on their wrist* 

Hunter: *blushes a little* 

Gladio: Well now, I guess that means everyone knows you’re a Grandmaster then.

Hunter: I guess? Though I’m not used to having a ‘Rank’ acknowledged in such a way..

The hunter would totally be confused by the rank system, and the warning that comes with it:

Tipster: Now, you’re not high enough rank to take on this one yet! Come back and see me when you are.

Hunter: *leaves* …. *returns a half day later with all the required stars* Kay, let me see the hunt now.

Tipster: *blinks slowly, offers hunt*  …..scary. 

Then the word gets out to Dave, that’s an interesting meeting.

Dave: Alright, what is all this hubub about now?

Prompto: Well, we kinda completed all your Tipster’s hunts.

Dave: *squints slowly* Excuse me?

Hunter: Ah, sorry uhmn.. Commander? *brows knit* 

Dave: Ah nah, I ain’t no commander Kid, but…you’re serious?

Ignis: *provides proof of their current hunter rank* 

Dave: Well I’ll be, so it’s y’all that’re raisin’ hell out there huh?

Palico: *puffs up chest and purrs* 

Dave: …….that’s a weird lookin’ moogle.


…. I need to get a wiggle on this story XD

to-a-merrier-world:

levynite:

eabevella:

missmonty:

thacmis:

euphorbic:

for-the-flail:

clockworkspider:

Chinese fandoms are currently experiencing an actual Purge right now. Every fandom. Accounts are getting banned, all shipping wars has been put on hold. Everyone’s hiding their porn and moving them to ao3. 

There’s reward money involved. A recent update to censorship law raised the maximum reward for reporting illicit online materials to 50k yuan (7000 USD), so some people are reporting porn like crazy right now, and apparently, BL fandoms have been especially targeted, where some even more tame things got maliciously misreported. 

Anyway, it’s a mess. Content creators are just disappearing off the face of the internet left and right. Expect an influx of Chinese porn fics on AO3. 

Well… if there’s one thing out of this mess… nothing bands warring ships/fandoms like censorship… 

Seems like the cash reward will be 

600,000 yuan ($86,000) from December 1st…!

CTNG news

MSN.com

Tweet pleading for people not to repost any fanart taken offline by Chinese creators

Hey guys, if some awesome person in China translated your fic into Chinese or created fan art, you really should spread the word! This could affect someone you know!

This is also a call out to all you fuckwits that repost art on Tumblr, twitter, Pinterest, and Instagram. Your negligence hurts people.

^^^

This is literally shitty and it has become worse and worse

Hopefully it will stop before long but just take care of how yiou take your stances on ao3 or what’s happening with Tumblr

A chinese homoerotic novel writer is sentenced to 10 years to prison because of “illegal publication”*  and “spread of obscene materials”. After that, China government set up bounty for reporting “illegal publication”. Everyone on weibo, lofter etc. is deleting thier posts.

China is using this act as a way of controling the freedom of speech, it’s not just a matter of “no homo”. They just use the fandom content creators as an easy target and a way to scare people off from writing and publishing things the government doesn’t like.

China is living the Nineteen Eighty-Four novel. Please don’t post chinese fan works, especially not with their original chinese artists/writers right now. You could literally ruin their life.

* in China every book has to be approved by the government before
publication. Anything against the government or with “the wrong idea” will be banned. Their government didn’t pay too much attention to fan books before, but in recent years, they are tightening their grip on their people. Fandom and their activities as a whole has become a target because 1) fandom and their creative community make self-publishing a thing and China doesn’t like that the people know it’s easy to print stuffs (to spread unwanted information/ideas etc. 2) fandom and their creative community is the easiest and obvious target because of the general anti LBGT+ envirnment, general public will support the gornment for “cleansing the society from obscenity” withouth thingking about 1)

this is a thing that just happened

The MSN article was posted Nov. 16, 2018

McCree: “Alrighty Olivia, let’s talk about Sous vide” Sombra: “Que?” McCree: “Yeah I don’t know what it means either Pumpkin, ask Lacroix if you want to know, basically we’re gonna boil meat in a bag…” Sombra: *txts Widowmaker* Que es Sous vide?…”

itshigh-boop:

Widowmaker: Stop. Stop what you are doing.

Sombra: What??

Widowmaker: You and the American. You are cooking?

Sombra: More like we’re trying to. Why?

Widowmaker: This will not do. I will be over there soon.

Sombra: ??? Amélie you live in France.

Widowmaker: I’m coming over. Stay out of your kitchen. 

Super smart/strong girls failing at simple stuff is so pure. Picture McCree waking up to the smoke alarms blaring. He goes down stairs and finds Sombra in an apron with food blasted across the walls, batter smeared across her cheek and smoke filling the room. McCree’s like “What the hell were you making?” Sombra gets all bashful and shows him a stack of burnt black pancakes… Sombra’s pouts like “I messed them up…” But McCree starts stuffing them in his mouth and tells her they’re great ;-:

itshigh-boop:

👌😩

She knows how to make simple stuff to feed herself but she just wants to try her hand at making something nice for her man. But just because you can reverse engineer a chronal accelerator and tinker with technology…doesn’t mean you’ll be bomb in the kitchen, Sombra!

Sombra insists that McCree doesn’t have to be nice and eat her failed pancakes but she’d never admit aloud that it pleases her greatly. Of course, later on, while she nurses him back to health from an upset stomach, she reminds him that he didn’t have to eat them. He knows, McCree responds quietly, he just doesn’t like her efforts going to waste. She mumbles something about how silly he is before kissing his forehead. 

And finally, Pharah! What would her thoughts be?

itshigh-boop:

Pharah would stare for a while at Rose and then look back at McCree. The first thing out of her mouth would be how much she resembles him. She doesn’t know who Rose’s mom is but isn’t really interested in knowing – she just sees the girl as McCree’s daughter. She knows what it’s like being a kid surrounded by rather intimidating adults so she takes to Rose rather quickly, showing her that they’re not as scary as they make themselves to be.

Rose really adores Pharah – she loves how tall and strong she is and loves watching Pharah use her Raptora suit to fly around. It always makes Pharah smile when Rose tells her she wants to be “incredible” like her when she grows up. 

Ohh Olivia… True love is finding a man that will eat your burnt ass food and tell you it’s great… Even after it makes him sick XD (Honestly I got that headcannon when I thought “How would Sombra be the cutest” My answer was in a “frilly pink apron with food smeared on her cheek, pouting because she just failed epicly at something she thought would be easy”)

itshigh-boop:

Legend has it that Sombra’s heart grew two sizes that day. 

Sombra being overconfident and failing at something relatively simple is my weakness. Especially if she’s all pouty afterward because ‘wtf that should have gone flawlessly’ 

McCree agrees to help teach her the finer points of cooking, even if he isn’t much of a chef himself. Still, it gives him an excuse to go out and buy a ‘kiss the cook’ apron to wear because he knows Sombra can’t resist silly stuff like that. 

novallion:

~Could I perhaps come in from the rain?~

You’re so preoccupied with looking at how beautiful he is, you fail to notice the rest of them…

//shrug// this is what my streams get me up to. find old sketches and and finish them.

Tracer next! What would she think of Rose?

itshigh-boop:

When she first meets the girl, Tracer doesn’t know who her mother is. There is something familiar about her but she can’t quite pin it down. McCree was never really all that close with Tracer so he doesn’t feel the need to let her know, but at that point, Sombra had told him the truth of how she got the technology behind her translocator, so McCree feels it’s best she doesn’t know. 

Rose is polite and sweet so Tracer has no problems with her. They introduce themselves to one another when they first meet and occasionally chat whenever they get the chance. Rose loves to hear any of Tracer’s stories from when she was an active pilot, which I’m sure Tracer would appreciate. Overall, she thinks Rose is a sweet girl. She just might be shocked if she ever found out who Rose’s mother is but she’d never hold it against her. If anything, she’d be secretly glad that Rose doesn’t seem to share those same tendencies as the hacker.

could you do a dnd gency or Mcsombra AU

itshigh-boop:

ribbons-halos:

I’m not too familiar with D&D but I love the thought of a fantasy style quest with Genji, Mercy, McCree and Sombra just getting into shenanigans and having to travel together for this one goal despite them all being so different and maybe just maybe finding some love along the way. 

oooh i love this! allow me to fill the void that not being able to meet up with my dnd group has left me by stating my own hcs for these cuties 😀

sombra would completely be a tiefling rogue 

mccree would make a good ranger (possibly gunslinger archetype?)

mercy would be an elf cleric

and genji a half-elf fighter

ooh ooh you may not know much about D&D but a fantasy setting for the otp trinity would be so cool!!! i dont think you’ve really covered it much in any of your AUs so far (surprisingly) so.. what sort of classes would they be? mercy would obv be a cleric/holy wizard, genji as a swordsman/warrior type, hanzo as an archer/huntsman.. mm not sure about the others (lucio is definitely a bard tho. definitely. also, rein as a paladin would be p cool.)

itshigh-boop:

ribbons-halos:

Mercy: Cleric/Half-Elf

Genji: Swordsman/Dragon born or human? 

McCree: Fighter/Human

Sombra: Rouge/Tiefling

Hanzo: Archer/Dragon born or human?

Widowmaker: Ranger/Elf

Tiefling/rogue Sombra = Y A S

nerdgul:

gayonthemoon1239:

rifa:

actualbloggerwangyao:

alvaroandtheworld:

ultrafacts:

Source 

THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII

No, no, you have no idea. It actually IS the beginning of the whole so-called “kawaii culture”. And it started because girls started using mechanical pencils, which provided fine handwriting. After being banished (more precisely, during the 80s), this kind of writing started being used in products like magazines and make-up. And, during this time, icons we usually associate with the whole kawaii industry (like the characters from Sanrio) came to life too.

And what many people don’t realize is that this subculture was born as a way for young girls to express themselves in their own way. And it was also used as something against the adult life and the traditional culture, often seen as dull and boring and oppressive. By embracing cuteness, these young girls (and adult women, after a while) were showing non-conformation with the current standards.

So yep. Kawaii is important, and it all started with cute, simple handwritting a few hearts and cat faces in some girls’ school notebooks ❤

!!!!!

NO OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!

This is also how the kawaii fashions started! Girls began dressing in cute and off beat styles for themsleves, they were criticized by adult figures telling them “you’ll never find a husband if you dress that way!” to which they began to reply “Good!”

All the Japanese subcultures and fashions that evolved out of this became a rebellion to tradition and the starch gender roles and expectations the adults were forcing on the younger generations. As early as the 70s and still to this day you’ll see an emphasis on child-like fashion and themes in more kawaii styles and the dismissal of the male gaze with styles like lolita (a lot of western people assume lolita is somehow sexual due to the name of the fashion, but ask any Japanese lolita and they will tell you that men hate the style and find it unattractive which is sometimes a large reason they gravitate towards the style – they can express their femininity and individuality while remaining independent and without the pressure to appeal to men)

Its so so so important to understand the hyper cute and ‘odd’ fashions of Japanese girls carry such a huge message of feminism and reclaiming of their own lives.   

so are you telling me that Japan’s punk phase was really the kawaii phase

Kawaii is so goth

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