My favorite “good bye” phrase is “Take care” and i wonder if people get the same vibes from it that I do bc i love it. You are important, remember that. Take care of yourself, be kind to yourself, and stay safe.
Every one of you is a potential juror. So let me just say
1) cops lie. All the time. They lie to defendants, they lie to jurors. They get training on how to testify. And they get training on how to cover for their partners. And they get training on how to trick you to confess or incriminate yourself. All with a smile on their face. Cops lie. They are liars
2) every person is presumed innocent. That means of a person is accused and never takes the stand to explain why they are there, still innocent. It’s the governments job to prove guilt. If they do a shit job or their cops are corrupt or the case is weak or the evidence is trash, you MUST acquit. Not a suggestion. It’s a requirement. Even if your “gut” says the defendant did something. Fuck your gut. The question is did the government do their job beyond a reasonable doubt to show if this person is guilty? That’s the only question
3) Cops lie. They are liars. And prosecutors are cops with law degrees. They work together to get convictions. That’s their job. Defense attorneys advocate, prosecutors prosecute. It’s in the name.
4) if you get arrested, do not speak to the cops. Say you want an attorney. What did i just say? Cops lie! They will tell you if you’re just honest you’ll go home….it’s a lie. Even if you’re trying to say you’re innocent, shut your sweet mouth. They might be talking to you about one incident while also thinking of other crimes to charge you with. So they could be like “you did it, you were on Flatbush ave at 8pm and you robbed that lady” and you could say “no I was on Ditmas at 7:30 I didn’t touch her” and then they arrest you for a crime that happened on Ditmas because you fit the description and just admitted you were in the area. Don’t talk to cops.
Me, standing in line at McDonalds while I waste the poor cashier’s time and patience: Please, let me just order a Mcsombra…I’m dying for content…I need it…
OH MY GOD we’ve got the FIRST EVER actual live footage of a gulper eel!!!
All previous videos have been of dead specimens floating around in tanks.
Nobody ever knew until now that they might float around with their mouth inflated like a goofy balloon like this.
It starts to “billow” mid-way through the video because of the deep sea rover’s jet stream and it puts up with that for quite a while before it finally gets too annoyed.
Soooo this one you can decide if it’s an OT4 plus 1 or not. Cause I was like, yeah OT4 +1 but I’ve also done a lot of those lately, so maybe not…You know what Friendship!
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BANG!
You shrieked as you were tossed across the battlefield, slamming into the ground before you could recover from the throw. You rolled once then twice, before slamming into a boulder knocking the air out your lungs. That was going to be a pretty bad bruise.
“Get up, Y/N!” Gladiolus barked.
You wheezed, wanting to give him a snappy comeback, but you found yourself somersaulting out the way of a Magik Tek unit suddenly appearing before you, attempting to run you through with its bayonet. Shoving your lance backward and through it sternum, luckily these robots had the same makeup as people and a pierce through the sternum resulted in a fast, hopefully, painless death.
The battlefield as crazy as ever, an airship ambushed your group about fifteen minutes ago, and some god, maybe Shiva, was smiling on your group and you all had the upper hand. Adrenaline raced through your body, as you tried to cover the others, and at the same time reduce them from coming to your rescue. You couldn’t keep being the damsel in distress.
Just before the attack on Tenebrae, Noctis is wheeling towards the Sylleblossom field to find you however he stops mid push when he see’s your lying in the patch of blue flowers with your gorgeous locks of hair spread out, a large beautiful smile on your l/c lips while your icy blue eyes stared up at the stary sky in absolute wonder…Yeah…he was hooked.
Prompto:
You’re working on the Regalia when he accidently snaps a picture of you, your sun kissed skin is shining beautifully due to the shein coating of sweat, your locks of hair are tied in a adorable messy bun and you’re biting your plump bottom lips nervously as you try to figure out the problem with the engine…to others you may have looked like a messy slob but to him you couldn’t be more perfect.
Gladiolus:
You’ve had a tough day with the glaive, training had made your bones and thighs ache, so naturally Gladiolus decides to carry you home-it’s not like you weighed a lot and it wasn’t a lot of trouble for the big guy anyway. However halfway home he feels a pressure against his Pectoral and his eyes go wide at the sight of you sleeping against it…you looked so peaceful to him, your eyes screwed shut yet not enough to cause wrinkles to form, your plump lips were slightly open yet no sound was escaping them…Who knew sleepy could be such a good look for someone?
Ignis:
Due to how late it is after the ball had finished, King Regis requested that you stay the night in hopes of warding off a potential attack from a Daemon. After easily getting Noctis to bed, Ignis guides you to your bedroom for the night before saying a short yet fond goodnight. On the way out of the castle the advisor can’t help but cast a glance towards the balcony which connects towards the room-you’re out there-and he stops in his tracks once noticing you staring up into the raven black sky, the stars were perfectly highlighting your h/c locks, brightening your eyes so much that they seemed almost supernatural, for a moment he almost had you confused with an Astral…
Nyx:
When the glaive come back from a misson and you find out that Nyx has gotten an injury, your motherly instincts immediately kick in and you’re in full nurse mode. Nyx watches with a playful smile as you run around his studio apartment preparing multiple things for him all at once, traditional Galahdian food, Medicine for his wounds, a cup of something to keep him warm and relaxed…He can’t help but find his heart fluttering at the thought of you waiting for him whenever he came back.
Libertus:
Libertus is the quickest out of all of the boys to find out that you’re the one, whenever he comes to Yama’s without fail, you’ve already got his usual beer sitting on the table, his favourite dish, sometimes you’ll also slide him a snack for him to have when the food is taking a bit longer than usual…And you don’t just do this especially for him, you do it for his friends as well…Eventually he just finds himself falling for your caring and thoughtful nature.
Tredd:
You were both hanging out in a bar like you usually found yourself doing on a Saturday, you’re bent over the pool table ready to take your final shot when some guy comes behind you and gropes your ass, Tredd’s quickly ready to sort the guy out however stands there in shock watching as you smash the pool cue over his bald head-effectively snapping it in half-before slamming his head roughly against the table…Once this is over you soundlessly step over the unconcious man, walk to the side of the room, grab another pool cue, take your shot and win the game before putting down said stick and moving towards the bar “Next round’s on you, Furia.” his jaw hangs open a tiny bit while his heart does flips in his chest.
Luche:
Of course when you’re living at his house you do things like the shopping, cleaning and what not to repay him however thats not what captures his heart. Whenever he comes home from a bad day with the glaives you’re immediately there, whether he needs to rant at you, needs a massage because his shoulder is playing up, hell sometimes he’ll come home in a foul mood and you’ll already have a plate of food waiting for him along with a bath…By this point you just know him better than anyone else, you know his little annoying habits, how to tell when he’s feeling stressed, sad or annoyed by something and that’s what makes him fall in love with you…You know him, the real Luche Lazarus that not a lot of people get to see.
A/N: Just some silly shenanigans on how I think the cast would drunk text to either you, or each other. Hell, in some cases, to themselves.
The formatting on this is a little weird, but maybe it’ll make you smile anyway?
Noctis –
[Noctis]: Hey…can u pcik me up? Im to drnuk. [Noctis]: Oh u dnt have to anymore…im home now
[Ignis]: Yes…I was aware of that after dropping you off at home.
Prompto –
[Prompto]: I have a glowsitck [Prompto]:
Gkoesyick [Prompto]:
Fuck [Prompto]:
GLOWSTCK [Prompto]:
Damn it
[You]: Are you drunk? LOL
[Prompto]: Maybe a little. [Prompto]:
But I have a glowsticj [Prompto]:
Fuck it all [Prompto]:
G L O W S T I C K
Ignis –
[Ignis]:
I love drunk Ignis. He gets shit done. I have made lunch for tomorrow. No idea what’s in it. That’s tomorrow Ignis’ problem. The important thing is, I made it.
[You]: What did drunk Iggy make for lunch?
[Ignis]:
It was just an empty lunchbox. [Ignis]:
Drunk Ignis is a moron.
Gladio –
[Prompto]: So, got a hangover today Big guy?
[Gladio]: …there is no way in hell I was that drunk.
[Prompto]: LOL Dude, You asked your dad if he was a virgin.
I was thinking up a Domestic AU, when I realized there are probably laws against keeping two full-sized big purrs in a city dwelling…but two small purrs should do just fine, yes? 🐈🐈
Thank you, you’re too kind ♪( ´ ∀ `人) I make it a point to try draw things that’ll make other people’s day a bit brighter, so it’s good to know that it’s working! Please have some more fluffy kitties! 🐈
It had been nearly two years since the dawn had returned and on one of his many visits to his beloved Gladiolus met a stray with the most beautiful blue eyes and a white crown on its brow. Time and time again this stump tailed feline would appear; nestled among the gifts that he had left for his majesty.
Several months after his first appearance, Gladiolus adopted the stray.
A new beginning was forged for the two. Gladiolus never felt the icy touch of loneliness again and his new companion never stopped purring.
Noctis is lazy, and also very amused his S/O wants to him to chase them. They don’t understand his laughing at them until a pen flies past their shoulder, and they collide with the recently-warped prince.
Prompto pauses mid-chase and demands they take their socks off before they fall down and get hurt. He’s serious. His S/O laughs so hard they can’t remove their socks.
Gladio plays dirty, and lets his S/O think they’ve beaten him down a flight of stairs. Nope, the Shield is leaping to the floor in order to cut them off. All is fair in love and…tag, right?
Ignis isn’t chasing them, what if they get hurt? His S/O tries to chase him instead, but he simply hugs them and while they’re trapped explains humans are meant for out-thinking their prey, not chasing it.
To be honest, when I first read your message, I was like ‘????’ trying to imagine McCree being nimble or loose enough to really do any sort of hip hop but I started looking up some videos on YT and I think you’re right – it is a really cool combination to watch in motion! I think I could see this with a teenage McCree and Sombra…but even then, I’m still kinda getting stuck on McCree doing hip hop at all. Though if I think of it this way -> Sombra does ballet but isn’t really all that happy with it and McCree dances but not seriously. When the two get together, they make up their own style of dancing that they feel comfortable with that ends up looking something like a hybrid of ballet/hip-hop? I’d imagine that Sombra’s always preferred more freedom in her movements and just passes that energy along to McCree who adds his own flair to it. 🙂
Cute date. Mysteriously, Sombra has all the high scores when Genji comes to try and challenge her, but she innocently proclaims that she’s just that good. Of course, Genji tries to beat her, but for some reason, his game keeps glitching out just as he’s about to win. Her laughter gives Sombra away, but Genji doesn’t mind too much.
Wage no kage is reserved for they’re both being terribly flirtatious and sappy. Genji loves to murmur it when he’s hugging her, and pressing his face into her hair.
He doesn’t call her ori-chan but he only uses her real name when he’s absolutely serious. Like when he’s telling her to be careful, or when he’s telling her she’s as beautiful as a thousand stars.
I like Somji more as it’s an easier tag to follow for content pertaining only to the ship.
Genji is a confident demon. He knows he can kill any man as he’s done it before. Many tremble in his presence alone, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t play with his food before he finishes them.
The demon hunter is something else. Her blood is impure, lingering with something almost as strong as him. Her glowing eyes capture his attention like a moth to a flame. Of course, she’s trying to kill him, but she flings his banter back as well as he throws it.
When he comments that he’d hate to kill someone so beautiful, Sombra says that a he won’t. Although, she may feel the tiniest amount of remorse for destroying his wicked soul as he has such a dangerously handsome face—for a demon.
Genji is used to it, especially after he’s found his peace. He just turns the other cheek despite it still stinging but Sombra is not so kind. After she yells at said person for being so obviously blind to this beautiful cyborg ninja, Genji has to carry her away least a fight break out.
When they’re alone, and Genji is trying to not be bothered by the whispers, Sombra will whisper softer things. Her favorite things about him leave her lips in a gentle tone as she presses kisses to his shoulders and neck. All metallic, but she doesn’t care about that. She does this until she knows he’s not thinking about those stupid people.
Random Guy: *whispering* Is… is that an ominc? It walks so weird for a machine. Maybe it’s a guy but… why put such strange metal on yourself?
Sombra: *turning on the guy as Genji tries to stop her*
ITS NAMED MELTAN AAAA!! oh thats so cool they actually worked the whole tease into the story! I’d never thought of using ditto as a barometer to detect a mythical pokemon but i guess it makes sense! They had to have seen it to transform, right?
And its SO COOL to see the characters from Go finally interacting with the main series cast! I wonder if we’ll see the team leaders meeting kanto gym leaders or something? And wow an official Willow voice actor! He kinda sounds like a grown up version of the protagonist in detective pikachu.
Aaaa nintendo you’ve never got me this hype for a legendary ever before!! Please let me acquire the hugs of this small pal!!
Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald: We’re in 32-bit now, and Suicune unsurprisingly looks fabulous in higher quality. 11/10
Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: It’s running away. This upsets me. 10.5/10
HeartGold/SoulSilver: The new color palette suits it very nicely. Gorgeous and good. 11/10
Black/White: It bounces threateningly, and yet still manages to look graceful while doing so. What a talented fellow. 11/10
XY/ORAS/SuMo: Suicune in 3D! More realistic than ever before! I still can’t reach into my screen and pet its hair physically, but Pokémon Refresh and Pokémon Amie are close. 11/10
Bonus:
Crystal (shiny): A gorgeusg. Gorgest. A beatiful pictjre. A beatiful pictjfe. A beautiful picture ,. A beatifjl. A beautiful picture of a beautiful pokémon! Lo (12/10)
This is basically what I came up with the Wayfinder trio/Legendary beasts crossover. So I’ve wanted to draw this for a long time, and I finally decided to do it for my bbys! ❤
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