I do hope that you don’t mind if I did this OT4+1-ish, the idea sparked and then it wouldn’t leave. At all…it demanded!
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You were trained not to panic, you were trained to stay calm in any situation that involved harm to yourself or your companions. You remain calm when you had sprained your wrist after yourself and your mount had fallen during an attack. You remained calm when you had jumped before that needle spray. You remained calm when your right side as pierced in confusion training when you had to assist with taking down a recruit.
So why was your body now attempting to make you cry, and shake?
This just came to me, lying awake yesterday night, trying to fall asleep when my mind just goes everywhere but not into standby mode.
Using his first day off in ages
together properly, you and Gladio decided to spent the morning lazily
in bed and in each others arms. You snuggled up closer and buried your
face into his warm chest, quite soundly inhaling his scent, so you
won’t forget it for the next few lonely weeks without him.
Gladio was stroking your back in slow,
tender motions as he heared you sniffle.
„How do I smell babe?“, you could
practically hear him smirk without having to take a look upwards. You
pondered for a moment and gave a muffled answer into his shirt.
„…Manly?“
He let out a hearty giggle and quirked
an eyebrow. „Hairy and sweaty?“
You gave him a playful slap on the
shoulder. „No, you big doofus… I don’t know. It just smells like
you. It makes me feel cozy, at home and protected.“
Gladio kissed your temple
affectionately and you returned the gesture by giving him a kiss to
his exposed collar bone.
„That’s the sweetest compliment
someone has ever given me yet…I mean, besides telling me that I’m
awfully handsome.“
„Which was also me.“ you replied in
a deadpan tone.
„See? You always know what I’d like
to hear.“
„Only because you are simple to
please…in most cases.“ You could feel your cheeks grow hotter
after finishing that sentence.
„No, only cause YOU are everything I
need to be content, babe.“
Gladio gave a tight squeeze, peppering
your head and cheeks with butterfly kisses, making you giggle in the
process.
„That goes for me as well, Gladdy.“
I have a thing for scents, it’s one of the most important aspects for me probably, since my nose is so sensitive to smells and scents of any kind.
What do you think Gladio or the other Bro’s would smell like? Would love to hear it in the comments or if it’s longer, just drop by in my Inbox!
(My) Gladio, probably smells a bit sweaty (when back from a run, practice or whatever intense stuff he has been doing. (And as prolly every girl, or guy, madly in love with their man, the smell of sweat is rather intoxicating in a lot of cases, rather than putting you off.)
A faint smell of earth and/or pine. Like a forest after rain. Fresh. Maybe even a minty scent from an aftershave. (I just love minty scents, ahem.)
This is a really silly thought but… Newsies AU with McSombra. Sombra as a punky and slick newsgirl trying to scrap by with other poor kids running on their own and McCree as a young but aspiring news journalist going by the pen name Joel Morricone.
Of course, when LumériCo bumps up the prices for their newspaper, Sombra won’t let that slide. Who better to help expose how they treat their employees, and release other dirty secrets, then a fresh journalist looking for a big scoop?
FINAL FANTASY XV POCKET EDITION HD, fans and newcomers alike can follow the journey of crown prince Noctis and his brothers in arms, Prompto, Ignis and Gladiolus, with fully voiced key event scenes and faithfully recreated battles.
All of the treasured moments from FINAL FANTASY XV, like driving the Regalia across breathtaking landscapes, camping, chocobo riding and more, can be experienced in a whole new way with the game’s creatively reimagined art style and in HD resolution for the Nintendo Switch, Xbox One and PlayStation®4 system versions.
just got hit by a mood of hhm lets try a outfit ideas on my oc Helena…. just do a base and do whatever outfit idea on her and this is the first result of throwing this together :O, idk she usually have a strong goth vibe thats mainly blacks and then few of that blue/magenta? color combos…..this will probably a long thing tossing out from time to time right now im pretty exhausted from adjusting the body yaaaaaa
this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke
Before they initiate, Sombra asks him what the time is. McCree chuckles before saying she knows what time it is. They both nod at each other before Sombra throws her translocator into a cluster of enemies. When she appears above them, like a spiritual entity, her arms unfurl with her EMP. Not a moment later, McCree is readying his aim and steadying his hand.
After they survey the battlefield, McCree keeps losing his focus to stare at Sombra. He’s able to accomplish so much because of her and her abilities. He can’t help but be a little awestruck, even when she grins at him and tells him to pick his jaw off of the ground.
Sombra and McCree have little Noé set between them as their baby girls are in their arms. Noé keeps turning his head just to look at each of his sisters and say that they look so small. Sombra and McCree are so proud and happy about their little family.
Ignis: *Looks Noctis in the eyes*When you were born, your father wanted to name you Patricia.*passes out*
Noctis: *spites out water* WHAT?!
Ignis: If you used elemancy the exact same moment that you warped, would your warp also become a weapon?
Regis: …hold that thought.
(Later) Gladio: Why is my dad screaming at the kingto get down from the ceiling?
Ignis: Why do chocobos have such sharp beaks if they only eat plants? We never see dead chocobos anywhere as well. Are they good at hiding their dead or are they secretly cannibals?
Prompto: *Pauses* Uhh…
(Much later) Noctis: Why is Prompto on the phone with Wiz, sobbing his eyes out?
Ignis: Humans cannot eat plants that animals eat even though it is the most common, yet we obtain health benefits from things with traces of poison in them and consider them delicious. So does Noctis simply hate vegetables because he can taste the poison in them?
Clarus: …
Regis: …
Ignis: *Passes out again*
Clarus: We will never tell your boy this.
Regis: Agreed.
Ignis: *whispering to himself* At one point in history, we ate chocobos.
Gladio/Noctis:What.
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high on painkillers Ignis would probably be stating uncomfortable theories and terrifying everyone with his curious ramblings.
friendly reminder that ignis fucking grand-slammed that ring onto his finger and threw hands with an immortal and super powerful ardyn and tried to defy the gods themselves without hesitation because he wanted to save noctis and didn’t care if he died doing it and he straight up was either willing to let the world stay fucked if it meant noctis would live or if noctis had to die than he wanted to die with him
because just… wow that’s some serious love right there
“You are my ears and I am your eyes. One cannot survive without the other.”
“Guide me my way Prompto and I’ll do the same in return.”
Ask and you shall receive mushroom anon ;))))
Because boy…. The story will be XTRA ANGST with these boys like this on their road trip journey. Noctis a blind prince and Prompto the deaf pleb.
When Altissia happened, Luna begged for the Kings of Yore to help Noctis. Guess who became bonded? Noctis sees through Prompto’s eyes and Prompto hears from Noctis’ ears. Shhh let the Kings and Queen ship these two even Luna ships them
But guess what??
When Noctis sat on the throne being stabbed to death by the kings. Prompto defs feel each. And every. Stab. That. Noctis. Felt.
Prompto was sobbing, choking and begged Ignis and Gladio to bring him to Noctis as he struggled to breathe. He needed to be with Noctis.
………………
When dawn arrived. Gladio was consoling a silently crying Igni– who is he kidding? He was crying too.
Noctis and Prompto were huddled together on the throne… Asleep with a smile :”)
This
one is half art trade, half birthday present because the lady is @nikashepard ‘s FFXV-OC Ash and her birthday is indeed in a few days,
so I took her premade pose and character from the art trade and smuggled
Ignis into the picture as well.
Special thanks to @xbaebsae for her helping hand with Ignis hair! *huggles*
Ravus, the man so composed that he refuses to let a single swear escape from his mouth because that makes him look uncultured.
Ravus, who despite his composure, is so sick and tired of people sometimes.
Ravus, because he is so sick and tired of people, really wants to give them a piece of his mind, only to hold his tongue in the end.
Ravus, who held his tongue for so long, finally explodes when Ardyn decided to make one-too-many jokes about Ravus.
Ravus, who when he explodes, grabs Ardyn by the front of his coat, yanks him close, and softly utters, ‘I’m this close to shoving my metallic fist up your ass, you mother fucker.’
Ravus, who after he gets that out of his system, lets go of Ardyn and calmly walks away, content about having let out his anger.
And then there’s Ardyn, whom no one believes when he says that Ravus cussed him out because ‘Ravus doesn’t seem like that kind of guy.’
So I know you sent this to me the other night when I was drunk, and I didn’t get to it in time. But lucky for you, drinking is a common theme around here. Cheers!
Gladio – The Show-off
Mostly sticks to whiskeys and craft beers. He likes things that go down smooth but leave his throat tingling
Knocks back shots like a champ; has won several competitions at bars around Insomnia for ‘tallest shot glass pyramid’ (without breaking any)
He’s never the first to suggest an arm wrestling competition when drunk, but he will always be the last one standing
Knows his limit, and usually manages to toe it without losing his composure completely
Blacked out once (on his 22nd birthday) when they partied in the Citadel and he was absolutely certain no one was going to attempt to kill Noct while he was getting hammered
On a scale of one to ten, he’s a level 9 horny when drinking (as compared to his natural constant state of about 7-8)
Prompto – The Flirt
Loves fruity, colorful cocktails with stupid names, like “Moog-driver” and “Ton-Berry-Sunrise” – anything he can drink lots of before actually tasting the alcohol
Can do shots without using his hands
Is no longer allowed to keep his guns on him when drinking, after a certain “incident” involving one of Gladio’s shot glass pyramids
Clingy and flirty while drunk, hanging off of any arm he can find and laying on the bedroom eyes; has been dragged half-naked out of more bars than his boyfriends care to admit
Drinks fast and hard, and regrets it all the next morning when he’s losing his lunch from a week ago into the closest toilet he can find
Is a level 11 horny, literally tried to hump a lamp once
Ignis – The Enabler
Enjoys lighter liquors, such as gins and vodkas. Usually goes for some type of martini; is the only one of his boyfriends who has ever actually tried Vermouth
Isn’t particularly fond of shots, but when challenged he can drink everyone under the table without even breaking a sweat
Watches and listens to everything – and encourages every bad idea he can find, including Prompto taking off his pants, Gladio bench-pressing furniture, and Noctis trying to open a beer bottle with his teeth (bless whoever actually stopped him)
Has never admitted to having a hangover, but knows exactly how to cure one (very suspicious….)
For some reason, half the bartenders in Insomnia refer to him as Ignis “Adamantium-Liver” Scientia
Is a level 4 horny when drunk, unless Noctis is dancing nearby, then he’s a 9
Noctis – The One-Shot Wonder
Only drinks sickeningly sweet cocktails. Doesn’t care what’s in them, so long as they taste like sugar and bad decisions
Attempted a single shot. Once.
Has fallen asleep in almost every bar in the Crown City at least once; they even have photos to prove it
Drinks, gets sick, runs to the bathroom, drinks more
When Prompto’s around, Noct often ends up dragged to the dance floor to flail around in confusion along with the beat. He’s actually a much better dancer when he’s sober…which says a lot.
(He’s also a much better dancer when Ignis is drunk)
Still bets he can open a bottle with his teeth, but never seems to be able to get that far….
Is a level 2 horny when drunk, mostly because he passes out before he can lose his inhibitions
I’m going off to college soon and was thinking about roommates, so this was born
Warnings: swearing of course
Noctis
Noctis just showed up one day looking for a roommate
You had no idea he was the Prince of Lucis, all you knew is he showed up with your ad and a wad of cash in hand (good enough for any broke person, right?)
You didn’t even find out he was the fuckin prince until like… four, five months into it? When you did find out, you were more pissed than anything else cause that meant he totally had enough money to buy a new microwave when he accidentally blew the old one up
He didn’t even tell you about him being a prince, you found out when his dad (the fucking goddamn King of Lucis) showed up one afternoon like “Hi I’m looking for my son” with the Shield of the King behind him
Schools might not have showed pictures of the King’s son, but you damn well knew what the King looked like and seeing him at your apartment door when you were in your bum clothes was terrifying
Noctis had a lot of explaining to do that night (after Regis and his shield, Clarus, joined you two for supper, of course)
Overall tho, he was an alright roommate
He didn’t bug you (in fact, he barely talked to you unless you initiated conversation or if he had to give you a heads up about some guests)
And much like yourself (probably, if you’re on this hell hole of a websight), he was a bit of a night owl. Dude stayed up until 2 am at the earliest, and usually slept to noon (unless he had a prince thing to do)
Your biggest two complaints? He constantly made messes and the boi had no fucking independence (you had to show this manchild how to do his own laundry ffs)
Oh, he’d also use your hair products and shit, too (so make that three)
Anyways, you’d come home after a long day of work and school and the damn apartment was a fucking mess like…? What the hell? There’d be overcooked mac n cheese on the coffee table, blankets and pillows all over the living room, crumbs everywhere…
Turns out, it wasn’t just him making those messes
One day, you showed up and there were just three other grown ass men in the room, roaring with laughter and playing poker with bags of chips all over the place and various drinks in their hands
It was the first time you had ever met Noctis’ best friends (and it was not the last, either), and you were a lil pissed that they had been making so many messes
Still, they were cool dudes and sometimes you’d play video games together
In fact, the more you saw of Noctis’ friends, the closer to Noctis you became. It was thanks to his little blonde friend, Prompto
Lil Prom always felt bad about the messes and noise, so he’d drag you into their fun and games (you both loved and hated him for that)
ANyways
The closer you became with Noct, the more you saw of his weird shadow, Ignis
You’d get up in the morning, walk out into your living room in nothing more than your undies and a sheerish shirt, and there Mr. Scientia would be, chillin’ with a cookbook in hand while wearing his best clothes
It was creepy; half the time it felt like you had a third roommate who didn’t pay rent
He’d just… be there. Sometimes he’d nag Noctis, other times he’d cook (always made some for you, too), and occasionally, he’d just talk to you (you lowkey got a crush on him as this went on)
Still, Noct was a great roommate at the end of the day, especially when you two became friends
Prompto
You were the one to find his ad, this time around
Saw a tiny ad on the craigslist of Insomnia and were just broke and desperate enough to take it
You had prepared yourself for the worst, but when you met Prompto, you found all your worries were in vain
He was the sweetest, most polite roommate you’d ever had (and probably would ever have, tbh)
He pretty much lived around your schedule, he’d always ask if you had to be up early so he’d keep the noise down if need be and he was super conscientious of your schedules
Boi was like a saint
If anything broke, he’d fix it in a jiffy
If anything needed replacing, he took care of it
And guess what else? Prompto Argentum can cook. He’d make meals a good few times a week (usually in bulk so he could have leftovers and save stuff), and he would always, always make you some
Honestly? If it wasn’t for Prompto’s cooking you’d probably have fed off of nothing but frozen food and stale chips
He wasn’t a master chef or anything by far, but he had some basic knowledge of cooking and he used it regularly
Sometimes you’d joke about having to marry him for that and he’d blush a bright tomato red every time (it was super cute, too)
The boi also C L E A N E D
To be fair, tho, he was also messy. Always making messes. BUT, he cleaned, which was more than you could ever ask for
He’d clean up his messes, your messes, the messes of friends… Just, he was a clean boi.
Once again, not super masterful at it, but he could clean pretty damn decently and you were not about to complain
Fun fact: Prompto forgot about the existence of periods, so if you happen to be a female who gets periods, good fucking luck lmao
Whenever you’d roll around in bed from the pain of cramps (or puking or crying or other such horrible things), he would absolutely panic
And when he caught sight of a bloody tampon or pad? Or a lil bit of blood on the toilet? Oh god, he was a wreck. He ran into your room, eyes wide and worried, demanding to know if you were okay. Boi even offered to take you to a doctor
Of course, when you told him that it was just your period, he was just embarrassed
Much to his credit though, he would make sure that the kitchen was stocked with chocolates and that there was a heating pad for you to use (and some pain meds), so yeah, probably the best roommate in the world
But the negatives?
He liked to talk – a lot.
You’d come home and if he was there, you bet your ass there was conversations to be had. Not a morning person? Too fucking bad. Prompto’s got some juicy convos to have with you at 8 AM
It was cute, yes, but more annoying than anything else (as precious as he was, it was sometimes too much)
Still, if you asked for a lil bit of quiet time, he would listen and back off immediately
That went with any complaint, he always listened and changed his behavior accordingly
And in saying that, if anything you did happened to bug him? He would bottle that shit up until he broke down crying
You never really saw many of his friends, but you quickly picked up that he usually went to their places (you eventually found out that it was so they wouldn’t bug you, bless his lil considerate heart)
The one friend you did see regularly was Noctis, and he was so chill that you usually barely noticed he was there (and when you guys did hang out, he was just as chill)
Sometimes, Prompto would have breakdowns or anxiety attacks tho
You weren’t always sure what to do, but you did your best to help him out or to comfort him (he appreciated it more than you ever knew)
In the end, you guys became great friends that knew each other pretty damn well. You guys would always end up accommodating for the other person in your daily lives without ever realizing it
Basically, you guys were G O A L S
Gladio
Gladio was the one who answered the ad
You were scared to death at first, but you had bills to pay and were desperate af
You were surprised when he was moving in, a good half of his boxes were books and he had a whole box of scented candles (the man had good taste, too)
Gladio was pretty gruff and he kept to himself for the most part
However, if something was bugging him, you bet your ass he would bring it straight to you to talk things out, and he expected the same in return
That was how he worked as a whole; he would do his best to make your life not shitty and expected the same from you
It wasn’t hard to avoid bugging him; he was hardly ever home (you later found out it was his job as the Prince’s shield, which explained a shit ton of his life)
Gladio noticeably left you and your shit alone, but eventually you two became closer (you probably bond over a book series or a TV show, things like that)
You bet your ass that once you guys became close, he borrowed your shit, teased you a bit, and boundaries went out the fucking window
He’d stolen more blankets than you even knew you had. There were times when he stole your hair brush or your shampoo, hell, he even started using your damn body wash (“That shit is fucking expensive, Gladio!”). You swear he even used your toothbrush once, but you could never prove it.
Still, y’all were close (Noctis once made a comment about the sexual tension, but neither of you ever acknowledged it)
Even tho Gladio intimidated you a shit ton in the beginning, when you two became comfortable around each other, his presence made you feel safer than anything else
If a robber or a murderer tried to break in, he would handle it faster and smoother than anyone else
Plus the creepy neighbor next door was too scared of Gladio to be weird towards you anymore (bless)
His little sister showed up a lot, too
You liked her so it was never a problem (in fact, you looked forward to her sudden visits). You always got a kick out of her nagging Gladio about his messy room or how he makes the apartment “smell like man”
Anyways, when he actually graced the apartment with his presence, there would be a candle lit and a book in his hand. Sometimes, he’d have some chill music playing and it wasn’t uncommon for him to hog the bathtub for a solid hour
Surprisingly, Gladio could cook. He didn’t do it often, but when he did, the apartment was full of delicious smelling spices and you could count on there being a great big steak waiting for you at dinner
More often than not, he just helped himself to massive cup noodles tho (it got to a point where you were concerned for his health)
You met his friends a few times, but it was usually in passing whenever Gladio had to grab something
The friend you saw the most was Ignis; sometimes he and Gladio would be up late drinking in your shared apartment, but they were fairly quiet and respectful (minus Gladio’s loud laughter and Ignis’ mild chuckles when they got too tipsy)
Despite seeing Ignis the most, you knew the most about Noctis simply from Gladio bitching about the shit Noct pulls with Prompto. Sometimes he’d just complain about his job, too, and through that you learned what kind of people his friends were and that was actually how you pieced together his job enough to get a proper response as to what he did with his time
Sidenote: Gladdy was never great with technology
You never, ever saw him watching TV or playing video games (unless it was with his other friends), and the few times you saw him on a laptop, it was a noticeably old model and he was grumbling about how he “couldn’t work the damn thing”
More often than not, you had to help him out with technology troubles; he was pretty shit with computers and such (it was pretty comical at times)
From there, you learned that he hated driving and didn’t even have a license. In fact, he just hated technology; the only reason he had a smartphone was because his job pretty much required it for communication purposes
In summary: Gladdy was old fashioned and you didn’t trust him alone with your computer
But yeah, you guys had a weird roommate relationship
He was hardly there, but you guys got along surprisingly well and even had some “self-care days” together (it was your idea, but when you guys tried it, he found he liked it)
Ignis
When he showed up, following up with the ad you put in the newspaper, you were pretty surprised like…
Those designer shoes? The impeccable hair? High quality glasses? The man could probably afford the best apartment on his own, yet there he was, at your own front door (turns out, he chose your apartment due to its close proximity to the Citadel and Noct’s apartment)
When he actually was home, it was like he wasn’t there
In fact, half the time you were like “Sorry? Roommate? What roommate? I only know the mysterious check that appears in the kitchen that always pays half the rent!” (dude was home even less than Gladio and his apartment)
The only way you knew he was actually in the apartment was when you could smell food being made or hear noise from the kitchen
In the beginning, Ignis was strangely firm with boundaries. He never went in your room or messed with your stuff unless it was out in the open (hell, even when you two actually became friends he wouldn’t get in your business)
You had to specifically tell him it was okay to go put your shit back in your room if he mentioned that you left something out
And if you went into his room or touched his stuff without asking? Oooo boi, be prepared for some saltiness in the few exchanges you had with him
The more you got to know Iggy, the saltier he was about things. Like if you purposefully did something to annoy him, he would be the most passive-aggressive person in the world
Even so (especially in the beginning), Ignis was very forward with problems or annoyances. If anything was wrong, he’d call it in to be fixed and let you now right after. He’d also tell you if you needed to clean something or if your appearance was… lacking. The closer you two got, the more forward he was
There were quite a few times when he’d tell you your room is a mess or that you look like a slob
Still, it took quite a bit of time and effort to get there. He was hardly home, and when he was, he pointedly left you alone after a quick nod of acknowledgement
In fact, he was usually doing work at the dining room table or actually sleeping for once, so if you wanted to talk with him, you’d have to initiate it
As mentioned earlier, he did cook or bake when he was home. Usually, he was trying to master a recipe and always had you test out his food
When you asked why, he merely told you that he had been exposed to the smell too long to viably give a proper response to its taste (in response, you told him he was a dork)
The more you got to know him (over a painstaking year, might I add), the more of a dork he seemed to be (he totally is a dork, btw)
At first, he had been uptight and mildly intimidating, but as time went on, you caught sight of the occasional fumble in his step, heard the dumb puns he said, and listened as he eagerly told you of one of the few hobbies he genuinely enjoyed
He also grew fond of you, much to your own surprise
He’d even make your favorite foods out of nowhere sometimes (he’d always say it was for practice, although you both knew the truth)
Iggy kept his job surprisingly private, even when he would stay up late working on documents at the dining room table. It took a long time for you to find out he was actually the adviser to the Prince. In fact, Noctis had actually been over a good seven or eight times before you found out
Still, even when you knew, Ignis never really told you what was going on in his job for the longest time. Part of you thought it was due to important secrecy, but when you asked, it turned out that Ignis didn’t want to burden you with anything (“Your life is rather stressful on its own, wouldn’t you agree?”)
It took several different conversation to actually get him to talk about work for once, and when he did, it was mostly just complaints and salty bitching about certain employees or mistakes others have done (it was pretty funny, actually)
Ignis never really had company over, either
In the beginning you seriously doubted that he had any friends at all
Despite how many times he told you that he had friends, you didn’t believe him until three of them showed up unannounced at the apartment at 11 AM on a Satuday, proclaiming that they were having a card game session whether “Specs wants to or not!”
You never thought Ignis would be friends with guys like the other chocobros, but when you saw them interact, it seemed like it shouldn’t be anyone else at all
In the end, even if Ignis wasn’t home a lot and even if you didn’t really know his friends too well, you guys did care about each other in a weird, subtle way. But hey, it worked
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap
My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.
Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”
my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now
Actual things my therapist has told me:
“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)
“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”
“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”
I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
My therapists name is Karen and she has a little print out of that “we can’t all be neurotypical Karen” post on her desk.
Sometimes she prints out shitty memes with positive quotes on them and legitimately forces me to take at least two.
my old therapist: oh SHIT wait look at this, i got it off amazon! *reaches into her purse and whips out a fidget spinner* it GLOWS in the DARK.
i told my therapist once that i played minecraft on peaceful mode to calm myself down and she told me “you need to try putting your brain on peaceful mode”
Therapist 1: “I have a tattoo of a pirate crab on my ASS and it’s still by far my favorite tattoo.”
Therapist 2: *Looking at me with a horrified expression after delving into some of my Tragic Backstory™️* “Jesus Christ kid, that is f*cked up.”
so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter
(This is based off the JPN version but stick with me)
His unabashed love for his friends and his family
The fact that he is super excited to do things with Noct: fishing, flower picking, running
His generally playful and cheerful demeanour: the joy in his voice always makes me smile
Tiddy
He fought a 2000yo god-like figure (after knowing that Noct would be safe with Ignis and the other CG members at Caem) to better give himself the ability and experience to protect Noct the way he was supposed to
He’s a big, soft nerd who would rip off heads if his boy was in danger
Other tiddy
His sneezes? Cute??
HE NAMED HIS KING’S KNIGHT CHARACTER AFTER HIS FAVOURITE AUTHOR, WHO WROTE THOSE BIG-ASS OLD HISTORICAL NOVELS HE READS
And who gave this blog its name
He keeps at least THREE of those books on him (green, red and blue)
His official bio says he has a “優しくプレイボーイ” side, so he’s flirty but he’s GOOD about it
This entire scene in the drama CD (the prologue was actually translated pretty faithfully, so it’s a good look at his JPN character), but especially his tone and laugh at the very end
He probably (definitely) gives the BEST HUGS
He would die for Noctis without thinking twice about it: not just because he’s the Chosen King, but because he’s Noct and Gladio loves him
So much this. I’m glad i can understand a lot of japanese and never touched the english dub. I love this precious, fluffy Noodleboy so much.
Also his sneezes. Cutest fkin thing ever. I squeal everytime and end up saying “Bless you, babe!” xD
So my graphics card in my tablet is on the fritz and I haven’t been able to do a lot of drawing (I’m getting a replacement today, so all will be well soon!). But here’s a sketchy older Gladio with his hair down ~(^з^)-♡
I’m admittedly getting a little carried away with this hockey player/figure skater AU, so here’s a masterpost of the all the different parts (in order). I’ll try to keep this updated. Expect lots more of this AU to come. No one can stop me now
Part 1 – Gladio falls hard for the mysterious skater at his rink
When I tell someone I love Gladio – I don’t mean it lightly. Yes, he is fictional, a character, a figment of the creators imagination. But the idea of him is more than that. The thought of him has brought me through some tough times. His ‘existence’ has made me smile when other things have failed. His personality – his passion – has taught me to always keep my head high and never waver when it comes to the things I enjoy or falter before the goals I wish to reach. To succeed is to fail and learn from it in order to become stronger mentally. He is my motivation at the gym (as cliche as it sounds. I wear a chibi necklace of him when I go) but it has helped me greatly. My anxiety slows to near 0 when I think about or look at pictures of him. I can’t explain why, but the overwhelming sense of comfort I feel by means of his concept brings me solace.
I bring this up to say – Never Be Ashamed Of Your Love For A Fictional Character. Each and everyone of us in this fandom(and others) has our reasons why. Some of us deeper than others.
(Hm… The tagging thing isn’t working. D: I hope you see this though…!)
I always get jealous of people who are able to go to places with alot of cats and dogs because I’m redonky allergic to pet dander. BUT JUST BECAUSE I CAN’T CUDDLE WITH CUTE ANIMALS DOESN’T MEAN THAT DUMB BOYS CAN’T DO SO.
So after doing some research (since there’s no such thing as a cat cafe here), here we go!
Noctis Lucis Caelum –
Tries to be low-key chill about seeing the cats.
Squealing internally because ‘LOOK AT THESE CATS, IGNIS!’
‘THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BOOTS ON IT.’
At least inwardly he screams. Outwardly, he plays it off as if the coffee is the best part of it all.
Noctis hates coffee, but he doesn’t want to look like a nerd.
He is a nerd though because when cats come up to him, he’s got teary eyes and wants to smotherhug the cat.
Will feed the cats until they go into a food coma.
Demands that Ignis learns how to make cat shaped cookies instead of boring round ones.
Tries to adopt a cat named Ezio because it looks like its fur looks like it has an assassin hood on.
Gladio refuses to let Noctis and Prompto become cat dads just yet.
Prompto Argentum –
So not as low-key as Noctis.
Is probably screaming outside about how he gets to take pictures of all of the cats.
Gets in trouble of shouting too much and scaring the cats.
Takes pictures of all of them.
And promptly cries out in despair when he runs out of memory on his camera.
‘Cats can eat cookies, right?’ he asks as he tries to give a fat white cat a cookie.
Ignis smacks the cookie out of his hand.
Lays on the floor and lets cats come to him.
Cats do come and try to eat his hair.
Or the cookie that he salvaged after Ignis knocked it out of his hands.
Ignis Scientia –
Just minding his own business when suddenly – CATS.
Tries so hard not to scream at the cat hair all over his suit.
His eyes scream for him.
He thinks they’re cute, but he’s literally power-walking away from all of the cats.
Probably meows back at the cats for meowing at him.
Hope you’re ready for cat puns.
Because he’ll use them to where even the cats get pissed off at him.
‘Coming here was a cat-astrophic mistake.
But the coffee is good.
He’ll suffer with the cat hair and that asshole tabby that keeps batting his glasses for a good cup of joe.
Gladiolus Amicitia –
‘I’m more of a dog person, actually.’
Noctis gasps and tries to cover up the cats’ ears. How dare he say that to them!
Has a field day seeing Ignis freak out about his suit.
‘These cats ain’t so bad.’
Nearly throws a cat after it climbs into his lap and starts using his bare stomach as a scratching post.
But hey, battle scars to show off!
‘I got into a fight with a coeurl with these wounds.’
Likes the tiny kittens more.
Can hold, like, two in his giant beefy hands, if he was allowed.
Ladies squeal with joy seeing a big beefy man being fluffy with the little floofs.
Ravus Nox Fleuret –
Ravus the cat tsundere.
All he wants is the tea and the nice reading environment.
Instead, he gets cats trying to use him as a climbing wall.
He enjoys it by the way his lips press together and his eyes brighten.
‘That’s a nice pussy you have there, Ravus.’ Damn right it is, he tells Gladiolus as he pets the cat on his lap.
Animals are attracted to people with good hearts, Prompto says. But Prompto’s surprised that the cats really like Ravus.
Gets really excited about a kitten with heterochromia as well.
But he’s super scared about hurting cats with his MT arm. Cats love being scratched with it though.
The boys leave, but they keep earing meowing for some weird reason.
Ravus shrugs, patting the little heterochromatic kitten he adopted that’s nuzzled in his pocket.
WHOO! I finally got around to writing these up. 😀 Super fun to write, and I’m super excited for when the next season comes around. Like, legit. I don’t watch anime as much as I used to anymore, but this one got me hooked after the first episode. If you haven’t seen it, you definitely should – especially if you’re a big fan of superheroes.
But I wanted to do my take on the characters as heroes and villains, so I hope you have a fun read. c: I’m going to be breaking it down into parts to talk about four heroes per post. So if you want me to write about anyone in specific, feel free to suggest!
Some terminology before you read too will be there, just in case you haven’t seen the series, but still are curious~ Also a few hinted names too!
QUIRK: The name of a person’s special power. About 80% of the world’s population possesses a Quirk of some sort within this universe. QUIRKLESS: Someone without a Quirk or who are unable to use their ability anymore. They’re often bullied for such. HERO AGENCY: A company that sponsors and pays heroes. While the government regulates Quirks, the agencies work individually and sponsor different heroes for different tasks. SUMMER SPORTS FESTIVAL: The sports festival for the Hero Academy. It’s seen as a massive event almost in comparison to the Olympics, where students compete for the sake of agency sponsorship.
Quirk:Crystallize – Able to manifest crystallized
versions of himself across the battlefield. After he creates them, he’s also
able to teleport and warp to them. If he warps or generates too many crystals,
however, he’ll start to enter a crystalized stasis, where he becomes fatigued
and begins to turn into a crystal himself!
Comes from the Lucis Caelum
hero family, being the 114th hero since the emergence of these
superhuman Quirks.
Lots of heroes, but some of
these guys get messed up.
Especially when the Crystallize
quirk is incredibly complicated to use and harness.
Noctis’s variation of the quirk
is said to be the most powerful in the Lucis Caelum family, however.
Attended Hero Academy,
Insomnia, as a part of the Hero Course, due to his high-skill tier with his
quirk as well as his desire to follow in suit of his father, ex-hero, Crystal
King.
Is next in line to manage the
Caelum Hero Agency as well.
Is incredibly agile in combat
and skilled with his Quirk.
However, after an accident that
resulted in the death of his mother, he suffers from a bad back injury,
resulting in him becoming fatigued faster than his predecessors before.
But he continues to push
himself to the limit – for it is his duty to continue the family legacy as a
pro-hero.
Is also the so-called ‘leader’
of the smaller group known as Regalia, who are associated together for how
often they’re seen working as a group on the field.
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