cynthiadrawssometimes:

junkrat’s been screaming the names of retired ben and jerry’s flavors for like the last half hour but hog doesn’t have the heart to tell her at this point

ruhianna:

My secret santa gift for the @meihemsecretsanta !! I am the secret santa for @startledstar who I hope loves it lol I tried my best to make a complimentary cute adorable meihem with your prompt!!! Thank you for such a cute prompt >v< 

And thank you for letting me participate and I hope you like it star!!!! And a happy holiday to everyone who was apart of the meihem secret santa and to just well EVERYONE~!!!!

blue-blossom:

모이라는 쥐보단 토끼파인것 같지만 정크랫한테 실험쥐드립치면서 접근해서 정크랫이  좀 무서워햇으면 좋겟다( 

mozg-art:

Speaking of Junkenstein’s Monster Horror Picture show (?????) someone asked me if Jamie wears Frank n ‘Furter’s clothes under his coat…

Well…

Could I possibly ask for Junkrat with an s/o who’s originally shy/introverted, but very fun and energetic as they open up? Thank you very very much k bye.

overwatch-scenario-and-headcanon:

You surely can lovely! I very much hope that I could write this somewhat well enough and that you’re going to like it.


– Junkrat,
in all honesty, loves it when he realizes how many different parts there are to
his partner and he equally loves to figure out how to get them to show those or
how to make them laugh.

– In all
his giggly madness, he can be rather good at just letting people be themselves.
He does his own thing and he’s good with it if they join in or strike up a
conversation or don’t mind him talking.

– At times,
Jamison can be a bit insightful. He never intends to be, though if his partner
second guesses themselves or tries to force themselves to have fun or go
somewhere they’re not interested in, Junkrat is rather good at telling them to
stop and do what they truly want to instead.

– In the
beginning of their acquaintance and at times their relationship, he likes to
poke at his partner, to see their different reactions, to get them to speak
their thoughts or to simply see what he can get away with. At times, especially
if they feel stressed or don’t have the patience, this behavior can be
annoying, though if they are clear enough, he backs off.

– Jamison
never hesitates to go to his partner when an idea strikes him. Sometimes, it’s
in the middle of them trying to show him a movie he’s unsure he likes and
sometimes, it’s in-between building traps. He gets his partners attention and
tells them what he came up with, what activity they can go and try together.
When they look like they’re interested or even agree, he beams and laughs
giddily.

Body Lotion | Gladiolus Amicitia x Reader

avistella:

RATING: General | GENRE: Fluff | 1,156 words
SUMMARY: Gladio puts body lotion on your legs.

After patting your hair dry and putting your towel away after a refreshing shower, you grab your comb and start to run it along your hair while you rummage through your belongings in search of the novel you were reading. You were grateful that the group decided to stay at a hotel for tonight. You wouldn’t necessarily consider yourself high maintenance, but there were still certain luxuries of civilization that you enjoyed over camping outdoors.

Once you finish combing through your hair, your hands happen to come across a bottle that you haven’t seen in your bag before. Curious, you pull it out and read the label. It’s a body lotion that you recently bought in the previous outpost but never had the chance of using. You’ve completely forgotten about it.

Keep reading

dichordart:

I’m a little late posting this, but this was one of my gifts for the McReyes Secret Snowflake exchange on AO3! This one was for @littlecorvusart !! I hope you had a lovely holiday season ❤

imaginey0urfavorite:

Imagine your favorite character posting one of those “highlight the traits of your crush” things and for some reason it oddly describes you.

Hey there! Could I maybe request a soulmate AU with Soldier: 76 where each person has dreams of things that happen to the other? For example if one person were to break their leg the other would have a dream about it happening and vice versa. Thank you in advance! 💖

ficswatch:

Word Count: 1,026

Warning: Violence, Angst, Swearing

I really like this one, thank you for you submission! This is a bit angsty seeing as it’s 76 and nothing good ever happens to him. Also, I’m back from hiatus. I know it’s weird and sudden with my account being so new, but i had to sort some things out. I missed writing so I’m back! Hope you enjoy this new request. I’ll be on a writing binge after this.

image

The pleasant buzz of chatter spread around the small coffee shop.

Your hands occupied with the task of absorbing the comforting warmth of a latte you were holding up to your face. Letting a controlled stream of cool air blow through the small slit of the caffeinated beverage, you take a sip.

“Sooo, any new updates on your dream guy?”

Your best friends words dragged out with childlike excitement. The small smile on your lips faltered as you took another swig.

Looking out through the window you were seated next to on your left, you thought back to the countless encounters to had with your “dream guy”.

A young man stood with hair as golden and soft as gentle sunlight peaking through a morning window. A strong and chiseled face that held a heroic expression. With every second that passed, the image began to morph. His bright hair, quickly being replace with a crisp white. His jaw sharp as always, yet tattooed with a litter of scars that varied from a bright red to a striking silver. The only thing that remained the same was the look of valiance.

A sigh escaped from your nose, and you forced out the manufactured smile that you gave everyone that asked the same question.

“Other than the occasional scratch… nothing. He lives a quite a boring life so don’t get your hopes up.”

You couldn’t help the slight bitter-sweet tone of your voice as you lied through your teeth. Her eyes dropped a bit in disappointment, but quickly bounced back to bring up the topic of her own, you were sure, wonderful soulmate. The awful feeling of envy came back as you stared at the way her face lit up as she talked about something as benign as carpal tunnel with a dazed look in her eye. All because of her soulmate.

Your eyes drifted down to your cooling coffee and you frowned a bit. You wished it could’ve been the same for you. You wanted a simple life where you could go to bed and dream of an amusing predicament that your soulmate got themselves into. Instead you faced nightly torment.

Wisps of steam danced out of the lid of your drink that captured you in a heavy trance.

The smell of burning gunpowder filled the air. You could taste the saltiness of sweat as it grazed lips. Your heart beating a mile a minute, putting you in a panicked state of confusion. Worry was weighing you down as you looked around for anyone- no not anyone – himJack.

Just as if your mind summoned him on will, there he was. Out on the battlefield in a fight to survive. It was captivating, in some sort of fucked up way. Almost as if he were dancing. But you couldn’t enjoy it, you knew what was coming soon. Flashes of bright orange busted through the clouds of ash and dirt. You had no other option than to watch this scene unravel. You can believe yourself when you say that you’ve tried on countless occasions to scream out and  warn him of oncoming danger.

But it never came.

Time slowed as a cruel and sadistic way of prolonging the inevitable. As Jack was busy fending off a guy who picked up a nailed plank off of the ground, there was another man behind him that went undetected. Your throat tightened with a bruising pain as you saw the blade he was holding in his hand disappear into the side of your devoted. Your Jack. He let out wail that made your skin crawl and struck a cord in your heart.

“Y/N?”

Your eyes snapped back into focus. His scream of anguish faded out and retreated back to the depths of your mind as the upbeat tunes of smooth jazz flooded you once more. Your focus went back to the face of your friend and you felt guilty after seeing her so concerned.

“Sorry- I…”

Searching for a reasonable excuse you cleared your throat and let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding in.

“I have a lot of work I need to catch up on, sorry I brought the mood down.”, you let out a forced chuckle, “Stress is all.”

You looked back at her to see she clearly wasn’t buying it, but decided it was best to save that conversation for another time. Standing up, you give her one of your best “Sorry I had to blast, meet up another time?” smiles as you collected your things. On your way out you found yourself lost in thought once again. The coffee in your hand too cold to comfort you now.

*****

The ache in his muscles got worse with age. Another day had gone by as he sat himself down on his pitiful mattress with a grunt. Not a day went by that he wasn’t struck guilt. Guilt for putting someone that he barely knew, yet cared for deeply, through his hell of a life.

“Y/N.”

Your name fell from the battle torn soldiers lips like silk.

For the longest time he had tried to repress these emotions thinking that they’d slow him down. Unbeknownst to him, you were actually what he was fighting for. It took him years to figure that out and yet he felt unworthy; undeserving. While he went to bed knowing he’d see your beautiful face and the normal dream of you stubbing your toe on the edge of your coffee table, he also went to bed knowing that you’d be reliving his close calls with death in excruciating detail.

It was unfair. Fate had some sick twisted jokes, he thought. He just wanted to be able to hold you tightly against his chest and wipe away the sweat and tears that woke you up in the middle of the night. The tears that he caused. 

He brushed away that last thought because if he didn’t he’d never forgive himself. He wanted- no, he craved the warmth from your body to comfort him. If getting stabbed a few more times meant that he’d be taking steps towards you, then he’d gladly take it.

Sorry if this is shit and has some mistakes, but what can you do ay. It’s also like 3-4 in the morning and I had a sudden boost to start writing. I have other drafts to finish, but I hope you liked this one. I’ll try writing some more fluffy stuff, but man do I love writing some angst. Feel free to spam my inbox, I don’t bite 😉

troyetroyetroye:

yellowsuggestion:

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/thecoffeeaddictedshortcake/169397993966/tumblr_o97496nDaQ1rwepx4?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://thecoffeeaddictedshortcake.tumblr.com/post/169397993966/audio_player_iframe/thecoffeeaddictedshortcake/tumblr_o97496nDaQ1rwepx4?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthecoffeeaddictedshortcake%2F169397993966%2Ftumblr_o97496nDaQ1rwepx4

dreemurr-sympathizer:

No, seriously. Where does he keep them.

Comic by @kpfightmaster.

Tracer by @ghostlykick.

petitecreme:

Please consider those with PTSD during New Year/Lunar Year celebrations.
I saw the cute OW NY art and was kinda a bit sad S76 got the “dad mode ah loud noises, turn it down” gimmick but when you remember that he has PTSD I felt he needed a break.

💖  Artist support 💖 

dontlookatmysin:

ok so i’ve seen a lot of overwatch ship headcanons going around but consider

hanzo/mei

strong, stoic ex-yakuza member hanzo…with an embarrassingly huge crush on adorkable team marshmallow mei-ling zhou

he’s just never met someone as genuinely earnest about everything as she is (he’d almost describe it as ‘cute’, if that was a word he used), not to mention she’s a certified genius and incredibly brave to boot and suddenly he’s missing a lot more shots in target practice than he used to and no one knows why except for genji (”lost in your thoughts, brother?” “shut up”)

redarmy243:

HanMei headcanon: Being Rescued

Hanzo rescuing Mei: Blushes all over her face, hugs him close to thank him

Mei rescuing Hanzo: “I did not require your assistance… but thank you.”

(Mei was about to slap him before he said thank you)

captain-fanattic:

widow camped my translocator but missed her headshot when i appeared because she shot right over the top of me and then 2 seconds later they just

Me at my favs constantly: i will love and cherish you for the rest of eternity if you only you would let me.

obsessed-with-everythings:

[in X-Men: Apocalypse,] Kurt Wagner’s teenage appearance is influenced by his appearance in X-Men: Evolution (2000), where he was a student at Xavier’s school and often crossed paths with his mother Mystique.

Source: IMDb

itshigh-boop:

There are a lot of pairing names for Genji and Sombra: Neon Dragon, Somji, Senji, Hack and Slash, Genbra…

but I think my absolute favorite that I’ve seen would have to be…

Sword Art Online

it’s just flawless 😂

HCs are open? Hc for Hanzo having his crush start randomly tracing his tattoo?

whatzaoverwatch:

I did headcanons similar to this over here but since it’s
a crush I will add some to over here

Hanzo’s crush
tracing his tattoos


Like I said before, his tattoos are basically
his soul, they are his legacy and his emotions


With that being said he is very cautious to
whomever touches his ink


When his crush started to admire and gaze upon
it he couldn’t help but blush at the sudden contact


He knew he admired this person so for them to be
so fascinated pleased him


Wouldn’t stop them from tracing his tattoos and
he couldn’t help but stare at them while they did

Genji or Hanzo Noodle Dragon Shenanigans? Whatever length you want (I just need moar noodle dragons???)

the-nerd-writer:

I hope you enjoy these headcanons! I haven’t really written much Genji, and a little bit of Hanzo, but I hope I did the Shimada boys justice!

Hanzo

  • His twin dragons even each other out; just like there must be good and evil, Overwatch and Talon, there must be these two.
  • Hanzo has no real name for his dragons, but can easily tell the two apart. The more malicious one is a bit bigger, with more elaborate markings on his face. The more kind hearted (and stupid) one is a bit more sleek, similar to a snake.
  • “Malice” prefers to find a quiet place to rest and sleep, where “Dummy” prefers to meet and interact with other Overwatch members. His favorite is the fun loving Lena, although Lucio can certainly entertain the dragon-noodle for hours on end.
  • “Dummy” tries his hardest to gain the approval of “Malice”, even on the battlefield, but it’s going to take more than silly faces and sparks to impress his older brother.

Genji

  • Genji, on the other hand, adores everything about his dragon, and ensures that he is safe, secure and happy.
  • He can’t come up with the perfect name for his “son”.
  • Training with the dragon is composed of ninety percent dragon-sleeping-time and ten percent insane-ninja-dragon-tricks-time. If he’s lucky.
  • Genji can almost understand what his pal is saying, and will have full blown conversations with him, even though he can’t dissect all of the intricacies of dragon-speak.
  • On multiple occasions, Genji has had to shoo away “Malice” from attacking his dragon. “Malice” is a dick.

hi there! how would reaper, genji, hanzo, and junkrat feel about a s/o who sleeps with a stuffed animal at night? thanks!!

whatzaoverwatch:

*looks at my plushies on my bed* relatable

S/O who sleeps
with a stuffed animal

Reaper

– He’d honestly think it was a little bit childish

– But he wouldn’t really say anything about it
knowing those words would hurt them

– Would just mainly grunt and let them cuddle up
to the animal

– At least there was something to keep them
company while he was gone on missions

– There was one time where the stuffed animals arm
was torn and it devastated his s/o, next thing they knew the animal was
stitched up and properly cleaned so it looked good as new. When his s/o asked
he just changed the subject as he hid his sewing tools

Genji

– He would think it was absolutely adorable

– The goof that would kiss his s/o as well as the
animal goodnight (save us from this precious being)

– Would be probably the one who bought them other
animals as birthday and anniversary gifts

– When his s/o would get him a green dragon
plushie he would love it to bits

– Threatens anyone who made fun of his s/o for
still owning one

Hanzo

– He thought it was a bit foolish

– But that was mainly because he wanted to be the
one his s/o was cuddling at night not a small creature

– It didn’t stop him from holding them close as
they slept


Don’t be fooled he still has a white wolf
stuffed animal from his youth that he hides


His s/o would find it when they were cleaning
one day but wouldn’t let Hanzo know that they found it, knowing he’d get upset
finding his secret

Junkrat

–  Would tease his s/o a bit about it but would
stop when he realized that it was a sensitive subject

– He didn’t understand why they clung to one small
animal when he could easily steal hundreds for them to snuggle up with

– But then he found out that the animal was a deep
part of his childhood and it was then he knew it couldn’t be so easily replaced

– That means they were off limits to any bomb
experiments

– Nicknames the stuffed animal and refers it as a
partner in crime “And an extra share for them of course! For what? Well I think
they deserve a nice outfit don’t cha think?”

X-Men: Evolution tho

animaliachordata:

I feel like people are forgetting how great this show is so I want to remind you all that:

  • Mystique was literally every new character and every other villain
  • I’m not kidding. New student? Mystique.The principal? Mystique. That Scottish punk rocker? Mystique.
  • That bird? Also Mystique. If someone is not a main character then they are Mystique.
  • Sometimes if someone is a main character they are still Mystique, like the episode where it turns out that Professor X was Mystique for the whole season
  • Magneto menacingly twirls paperclips in the air in like half the scenes
  • Magneto refuses to stand and instead floats at all times, even if it’s just an inch above the ground
  • Magneto is only shown as a helmet hiding in the shadows for the entire first season
  • Storm is boss as hell and was worshiped as a goddess when she was younger
  • There was an episode where all of the girls lowkey started a gang and tore shit up and kicked the asses of villains more effectively than the entire X-team did for the whole series???
  • Wolverine and Sabretooth fought every time they saw each other. In the mall? On top of a parking garage? While on motorcyles? Fight WITH THE MOTORCYCLES? Like they could literally smell one another miles away and they would run through the whole city just to fight one another, it’s ridiculous
  • The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants crashed a high school soccer game once
  • Everyone in the Brotherhood is a sassy asshole and I love it, esp Quicksilver
  • Professor X is completely unfit to supervise children but people keep giving him their children to supervise
  • Including his own son, whom he, predictably, also failed to supervise
  • There was an episode where hunters caught Beast because they thought he was Bigfoot
  • Right before Jean was going to confess her ~feelings~ to Scott Mystique fucking kidnaps him and throws him to wolves in the desert lol. Professor X also refused to believe another fucking telepath when she said Scott was in danger
  • One of the characters joins a cabal of sewer mutants after he is disfigured by drinking soda that functions as mutant poison
  • Magneto had some secret headquarters at a ski resort
  • Blob knows how to make radish roses
  • The show is surprisingly positive and has great female characters and also some really good commentary about marginalized groups???
  • It’s also really true to the comics and does a lot of great side characters justice
  • Wolverine is like two feet tall in the show, just like in the comics, he’s a great angry munchkin tbh

azriona:

sarah-the-artiste:

leafquake23:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

oh my god

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

alexxdz:

opticbread:

vonisv:

I was thinking about why I prefer to read manga over American comics (as in, monthly serialized comics) and, putting aside opinions about the “quality” of either medium, I think the reason why is because I have absolutely no idea how American comics work.

Say you’re a complete noob to manga. You don’t know shit about it. But that One Piece thing you saw on TV looks really cool and you want to read it. Where do you start? Volume 1 and go from there. 

But imagine the same situation but with comics. You just saw the new Spiderman movie and now you got a craving for more like it. Where do you begin? Well, no one knows because there’s been 901823434^34 different iterations of the character for decades.

With manga, there’s usually one guy (and maybe a team of artists under them to help) working on it. Even if it goes on for years or may switch leads, there’s usually some “consistency” to keep everything in check. With American comics on the other hand, it’s the complete opposite: you have multiple different writers and artists, each contributing their own take on the character: alternate timelines, alternate motifs, etc etc. It’s all a big clusterfuck to me and I have no idea how anyone can keep track of it all.

i wanna read spiderman, where do i start?

“well, you’ll have to choose one of the major points in the series to start at and then switch between different iterations depending on what kind of tone you’re looking for“

i wanna read jojo, where do i start?

“volume 1“

“I want to read X-Men and Wolverine, where do I start?”

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