iggys-sous-chef:

seerya:

elthara:

seerya:

THE BROS: If the Royal Tombs had been left in better condition, we’d have more weapons for the Armiger.

THAT 2,000 YEAR OLD FUCKER WITH HIS 117 WEAPONS ARSENAL: Yes…too bad…(kicks walls)…the old kings…(tears down a pillar)…didn’t know…(pours gasoline)…how to build things…(lights a match)…to last.

WHAT A PITY. “Natural” decay. Pff.

Now I can’t get the image of Ardyn, like, painting lewd graffiti all over some of the tombs.

And then the Chocobros finding it and just being like ????.

NOCTIS: I wish I knew what these inscriptions said…

IGNIS: (with a pained expression) This is actually a very clever pun…

NOCTIS: So, what does it mean?

IGNIS: (with a heavy sigh) It can mean either “Somnus is a dick” or Somnus likes dick".

NOCTIS: …

GLADIO: …

IGNIS: (under his breath) Learn Old Lucian they said. It’ll be fun, the said…

PROMPTO: Which symbol is “dick”–

NOCTIS/GLADIO: Prompto, NO.

Prompto, YES