Alright, here’s a REALLY rare ship that no one has asked you yet. You ready? What about Géramélie (Gérard x Amélie Lacroix: Widowmaker) for your shipping questions?

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I’ve never really thought about Gérard and Amélie
🤔 Maybe because we know so little about them both before everything went to hell in a hand basket? It also might be because this is a ship based purely on headcanons since we hardly know anything beyond the fact that they were married. Still, I will try to fill this out for them: 

Who said “I love you” first
–

Gérard

did;

Amélie

cared for him but she was busy with her career as a ballet dancer and he was an active Overwatch agent that she really didn’t think about dropping the ‘l’ word. So when Gerard came to her with his confession, she felt both ecstatic but nervous about what that meant for them going forward.
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
–

Gérard

had a picture of

Amélie

showing off her engagement ring while

Amélie

had a picture of her and Gerard at their wedding as her background photo. 
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
–

Gérard

takes quick showers so he always usually goes first before

Amélie

, therefore leaving notes in the fog of the bathroom mirror so that

Amélie

will see after her shower. It’s usually something cheesy like ‘hello, beautiful’ 
Who buys the other cheesy gifts
–

Gérard

and

Amélie

were more about classical gifts, especially when

he was still trying to woo her. But after they were in a relationship,

Gérard

would buy her souvenirs from other countries he would be assigned to, usually magnets that covered

Amélie

’s fridge. 
Who initiated the first kiss
–

Amélie

was the one who initiated the first kiss.

Gérard

was trying to play it safe for the most part while they were dating and being a gentleman but after a certain point,

Amélie

was a bit frustrated. She kissed him after one of their dates, thanking him for the lovely time and hoping that the kiss would be enough to make

Gérard

stop acting like a shrimp in its shell around her.
Who kisses the other awake in the morning
– They both liked to do this, especially on days before either of them would have to be out for a few weeks, such as

Gérard

going on a mission or

Amélie

preparing for a ballet.
Who starts tickle fights
–

Gérard

was the one who started tickle fights and he figured given his strength and stature over

Amélie

, he’d face little resistance. He forgot just how much reach ballerinas had.
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
– Both

Gérard

and

Amélie

like to ask one another if they can join in for a shower; neither of them are very shy about it, either.
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
– Since

Amélie

can’t exactly drop in on

Gérard

while he’s at work, she does surprise him with homemade meals on the days he returns home. After eating military food for weeks on end, her cooking is always a welcome treat.
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
–

Gérard

was the nervous one, though he tried not to show it, instead trying to come across as the suave gentleman who woo’d

Amélie

enough to convince her to go on a date with him.

Amélie

could see right through it, however, and merely told him to relax. He couldn’t help it, he told her, she looked so beautiful and he could hardly believe his luck.
Who kills/takes out the spiders
–

Amélie

always demanded that he get rid of unwanted spiders right away but

Gérard

would always take them out and she would always question why – she hated the things. 
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
–

Gérard

, of course, even if it takes him a while to get that inebriated. With a flush of red over his face, he’d be claiming to all his coworkers that he loves

Amélie

Guillard. Someone records him during his drunken stupor and sends it to her.