itshigh-boop:

Genji: Are you feeling any better, McCree? You were completely drunk last night. 

McCree: Relax, Genji. I’m fine.

Genji: Really. You acted quite foolish. More so than usual.

McCree: Oh c’mon, I wasn’t that drunk.

Genji: You called your…partner – Sombra? over your communicator. You started flirting with her.

McCree: So what? She’s my girl, I do that all the time.

Genji: Yes, but then you asked her if she was single. And you started crying when she said she was not.