guzma teaching his s/o words in alolan

pokethirst:

in which Guzma teaches his s/o the swear words first

or alternatively he trolls them and teaches them a phrase and tells them it means something different then what it actually is.

okay originally this was just meant to be a shitpost but imagine that he started teaching his s/o before they were a thing, and one time he accidentally said ‘i love you’ to them in Alolan but he wasn’t sure if they felt the same way about him so when his s/o asked it what it meant and he panics and says it means ‘you’re cool,’