Heyyo do you have any ideas or headcanons about nines x a reader who is a empathetic pacifist. Basically the kindest person who couldn’t hurt a fly?

the-darklings:

soft!reader x nines (if already established because goddd you’re a damn saint for managing to get through him) is the cutest shit ever and I love it because:

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– He is literally a walking blade so he is ready to cut everyone and anything (especially if they so much as look funny at the Reader), and Reader just constantly having to drag this 6′0″+ android away from a fight by the arm like, “Nooo?? Please stop, no put the gun away—stop glaring, stop.”

– Loves the shit out of teasing you. Nines has a silver tongue so he knows exactly how to get you flustered. Does it at most unfortunate times too. At work—yes. At family dinners—double yes. I’ve said it before but he loves being deadpan savage. That’s included in his teasing as well. He has a ridiculously dirty mouth too.

– One of his favourite things to do? Watching you squirm as you try to lean up for a kiss. He is literally the type to stand there and just stare down at you (looking sly and pleased) before he tips your chin and breathes against your mouth, “If my little teacup wants a kiss, they only need to beg.” 

– You making him things all the time? Little sweet notes wishing him a good day (”There is no concept of a good day (Name), they’re are simply days.”), a cute grey bracelet with your initials on it he will wear it forever just watch him, a doodle of both of you that you hang on your fridge he secretly glances at every once in a while.

– “Violence is not the answer.”  “Violence is always an answer, you just have to get creative (Name).”

– Hates Disney movies because you always make him watch them with you, and you cry every time and he is so irritated?? “Why are these visuals making you leak? (Name)? You said this one was a happy one. Next time I’m burning them all.”

– He is the biggest, fussiest baby when it comes to your health. He makes sure you are hydrated, had three wholesome meals and snack healthily every day. He is an incredible cook (obviously) and enjoys seeing you scoffing his prepared meals down. Him; without his jacket, sleeves rolled up and arms crossed across his chest as he leans against the kitchen counter, grey eyes glinting haughtily as you chat happily about your plans that day. 

– Uncompromising in his “affection” because he takes what he wants when he wants it. So if he feels like kissing you? You can bet he will walk up to you and stop you mid-conversation for a little taste. (*cue Hank & Gavin groaning*)

– On the flip side of that, he’s terrible at simple, human affection? If you hug him, he doesn’t know how to react? Stands there awkwardly, letting you have your moment. “Is this prolonged physical contact needed (Name)?” But after a while…he starts to put his hand on the small of your back to make sure you stay there for a bit longer.

Also:

“Let’s cuddle.”

“No.”

“Please?”

“…Fine.”