connor-the-3-month-old-adult:

Hank: “I still can’t believe you ran into a wall.”

Connor: “Leave me alone, I didn’t have time to calibrate this morning…”

Hank: “What about Thursday when you called Fowler dad?”

Connor: [crosses arms] “Sumo interrupted my stasis Wednesday night to be let outside it must have created an error in my memory protocol while converting short-term memory to long-term storage.”

Hank: [snorts] “Perfect beings my ass.”