I’m in a writing slump. Can you make some funny dialogue prompts please?

chocobroness:

You asked. I answered!

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Noctis: “Common sense says I’m a leader”

Gladio: “Common sense says you’re a bitch “

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Noctis: “In the beginning, there was nothing. But don’t worry, it was all good. Because we were nonexistent depressed sons of bitches.”

“Then, some really uncomfortable existing started and it was really not good and we weren’t coping as well as previously thought. “

“And it was then that it all went to shit. “

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Noctis: “A good relationship is built on compromise and understanding….and also strippers.”

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Noctis: “Yeah yeah yeah, look. I know you want to lecture me for an hour at minimum. But can you let me grab something to ignore you with before you start? “

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Noctis: “I have a closet full of cats because I’m insecure and Prompto doesn’t live with me yet.”

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Noctis: “You can die from rain?”

Ignis: “Sometimes.”

Noctis: “Since when?”

Ignis: “Since forever Noctis. Everything must die.”

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Gladio: “I should’ve never brought you two here. You guys attract some weird shit.”

Noctis “Considering I’m friends with you. That explains much.”

Gladio: “Hey!”

(Hope this helps!)