Drunk chocobros?

joioliviapolaroid:

Ignis

• His shirt always comes off. If he’s wearing a jacket or suspenders, those will stay on. But his shirt? Nope. Goodbye. His titties are out

• He’s also a rambler. You have no idea what he’s talking about, but he’s confident about it

• Also he usually just… goes home. He doesn’t tell anybody he’s leaving, they just find out when they’re leaving and they can’t find him

• If anyone is unfortunate enough to be at his house when he’s drunk, he’ll make them food they don’t want. Do you want a lasagna? No? Too bad, Ignis is making you lasagna

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Gladio

• Really, the only way you can tell he’s drunk is because his face turns cherry red. He’s not a rowdy drunk, and it takes a lot to get him drunk in general

• He gets a little giggly. He makes a ton of stupid jokes

• He wants to go home, but he has to look after the other boys. They don’t handle their alcohol nearly as well as him

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Prompto

• Crying on the floor, probably surrounded by a group of drunk girls offering support. Sometimes he’s crying because he’s happy, and other times because he saw a bottle on the floor and it looked sad

• Prompto only had about two drinks, and they didn’t have a high alcohol content. How is he drunk?

• “I have a gift for you,” he says, and he immediately pulls out a leaf and offers it to whoever he’s speaking to

• He runs home with his shoes in his hands. Like, actually runs

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Noctis

• Asleep. He seems fine, but then you look back to him and he’s passed out and drooling. It’s like his body shuts down before he can actually embarrass himself

• But before he passes out, he’s hunched over in the corner eating. Nobody knows where he got the food or when, but he seems content

• Sometimes he collects stray clothes that he’s found?? He’s a weird little guy