higharollakockamamie:

higharollakockamamie:

higharollakockamamie:

Verstael: So hey I found this naked monster guy chained up in a magic god torpor in a dungeon.
Emperor Iedolas: neat
Verstael: Can he have a government job?
Emperor Iedolas: sure

Emperor Iedolas: if you run into any other tombs imprisoning unkillable creatures of infinite malice, let me know, I’ve got some openings in the Forestry Service

Emperor Iedolas: half our judicial branch is guys we found in holes 

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