goodluckdetective:

You know, I was thinking about why McCree was in Japan for the noodle robbery incident, and something came to me that is absolutely not canon, but entirely too funny to not consider.

McCree was there as backup for Genji for the whole “gonna confront the brother who killed me showdown.” Because they are bros. And bros help bros distract the guards who have come as reinforcements while Genji has a violent heart to heart with his sibling.

So like Genji and Hanzo are having this dramatic fight inside with dragons and revelations while McCree is outside the compound getting into like a fist fight with seven guards. 

McCree: “You’re just gonna talk to him.”

Genji. “Yes.”

McCree: “You sure.”

Genji: “Yes. I will only fight in self defense.”

Later at the compound, fighting seven guards, noticing three motherfucking glowing dragons come from the side of the building: “TALK MY ASS.”