Do you think McCree is broke? I headcannon that he has millions of dollars squirreled away, since he lives in a world where bounty hunting is legal and criminals can easily accrue bounties of tens of millions of dollars. The chaise lounge comment makes me feel like it the pretentiousness of people who grew up wealthy that irks him. (That’s why he loves his little Latina orphan so much. She knows what it’s like to claw your way up from rock bottom XD)

itshigh-boop:

I don’t think he’s broke…but wouldn’t it be funny if he was just some cheap bastard? 🤣 Like the only thing he’s ever splurged on was his belt buckle and/or Peacemaker. Nothing else. (Well, possibly the flash grenades, too). His new interaction with Ashe about the bike makes me think he might be…kind of a thief. Or if he sees it, and it’s not “being used”, he’s gonna take it. 

I dunno, that just makes it so much funnier to me and makes me appreciate him more as a flawed character. He was kind of a Gary-Stu to me at times in the past. 

I really like your headcanon, but I also HC that he doesn’t get a lot of work as a bounty hunter – reason being, if he only does jobs that he considers ‘just’, doesn’t that mean he’d have to interact mostly with people who work with the law? But he’s a wanted man…so he probably gets like one job every once in a while. He may be SOUGHT for his skills but that doesn’t mean he wants to take those jobs (causes he sees unjust) … And then he spends what he does make on getting drunk off his ass or just getting around/possibly paying people off to not say anything to the authorities if they spot him. He can’t handle money well. 

That’s just my opinion, though. Just a silly headcanon b/c I like making fun of the characters too! But I do like your idea on how he may dislike how frivolous some wealthy people may be – that does seem like something that might irk him. 

Sombra: Qué es un ‘chaise’?

McCree: I have no damn idea! Aww, sweetheart, that’s why I love you! *hugs her*

Sombra: *ignoring him and currently looking up what a chaise is because her English vocab doesn’t extend to specific furniture*