Your FFXIV Husbands as your Healer

birbus-maximus:

Haurchefant: Reapplies Protect every 2 minutes. Does little to no DPS because he is busy topping you off with heals. May occasionally Rescue you out of harm’s way. Is honestly Trying His Best™ 

Aymeric: Tries to balance healing and DPS, but is conservative on the DPS because he is very concerned for you and doesn’t want you to die. 

Estinien: DPSes relentlessly and forgets to heal you. Claims to be purposefully playing tank limbo when you nearly die or actually die. 

Zenos: 100th percentile DPSing healer. Leaves you at bare minimum hp to live at all times. If you don’t use even one CD at precisely the right time you will die. Tells YOU to adjust. 

Hien: Tries his best to balance DPS and healing, is honestly just here to have a good time and cheer you on. Will happily adjust for you. 

Magnai: DPSes relentlessly, but doesn;t forget to heal you. However, deaths will always be YOUR fault. 

Asahi: Tries very hard to DPS, but often gets scared and spams overheals. Will passive-aggressively give you useless buffs. Will even jump off the arena and Rescue you with him.