owl-recluse:

vampire: *bites me*

me: oh nice one dipshit now i’m immortal can turn into a rabid woof and i’m pissed off at you

vampire: a what

me:you didn’t think this through did you nosferatu you dumbass

vampire: did you say a woof

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