Number 47 with Gabriel coming right up! You might have been hoping for angst with those lines (or maybe you weren’t, I’m not in your brain) but I just COULDN’T take them seriously the way they were worded…
Pairing: Gabriel x nondescript Reader
Warnings: mentions and discussions of sex/porn
Director Gabe –
You clung to Gabriel’s arm as the two of you made your way down a dark, narrow hallway. You weren’t entirely sure what you were doing here, if you were being honest. Sure, you had decided to do this but it wasn’t at all what you expected.
“Baby, I’m scared,” you murmured with as much emotion as you could muster.
Gabriel turned to you and pulled you in close. “You don’t have to be; not as long as I’m here.”
He leaned in, ready to kiss you, but you started giggling instead so he pulled back and yelled “CUT!” which just made you laugh even more since there was no one there to tell to cut – his grace was powering all of the camera and lighting equipment.
“You agreed to this, Sugar,” Gabriel complained, “so would you please take it at least a little bit seriously?” he was frustrated. It was the third time you had messed up this scene and he was excited to move on to the good parts. “It’s supposed to be fun but it’s not a comedy.”
“I’m trying,” you assured him, “but, I’m sorry, it’s just so damn corny! When you suggested we spice things up with a camera I assumed you meant a sex tape, not a full on porno complete with a suspect plot and cheesy script!”
You laughed through your response and by the time you were finished talking, Gabriel was smiling despite himself. “I never do anything half assed,” he reminded you with a kiss before he pulled you down the hall to restart the opening scene of the film for the fourth time. “When we’re done with this, remind me to tell you about my kielbasa.”