mandakatt:

phoenix-manga:

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I was looking at cactuar pics then I remembered the thousand needle attack… Seregios is the wyvern of a thousand blades…

The Bros have trouble with the cactuar quest and hunter just plows through them with not much problem.

Hunter: phew… These things are fast… But nothing shock traps and barrel bombs can’t fix!!!

Noctis: I said it once and I’ll say it again… How in the hell are you not tired and bothered in being covered in needles?!

Hunter:…. They may be cacti with a thousand needles but they aren’t a seregios…

Prompto: what’s a sergio- what?

Hunter: it’s a wyvern that can shoot it’s really sharp scales at you, I’ve been hit by those before and they are far worse! – shudders at the memory –

Ignis: would this happen to have sharp claws like some form of predatory bird?

Hunter: !!! Yes…

Gladio: And is it metallic gold and a bit red in color?…

Hunter: yeahhhh… How’d you know???

– in the distance a silhouette can be seen in the desert –

Seregios: -SCREEEECH-

Hunter: This is like the second time after that Deviljho!!!

Palico: careful meowster!! He’s a pawful!!!

XD Gosh darn it… !!!

Ignis: I suggest that we regroup and retreat. 

Hunter: How in the hell did it get here?!

Prompto: WHO CARES! RUN FOR IT! 

Hunter: Psh! I can take it…

Gladio: How bout we don’t and say we did?

Hunter: B-But?!!

Noctis: I am TIRED of being cut up by thousand needle–er–thousand blade—uugh WHATEVER, let’s get out of here!

Palico: *mimic’s Prompto’s favorite anime* Meow! Meowsters right! *hightails it outta there!*