Eating Fruit Roll Ups

angelic-guardienne:

Or “Fruit by the Foot,” if that’s what you call them.

I was eating a fruit roll up as I was writing this. They’re just silly headcanons I busted out because everything else I have in the works is pretty high-effort. I hope you enjoy! (tagyourselvesI’mgladio)

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Noctis

• Eats it in sections – as in, he tears off little chunks at a time and then eats those 
• He doesn’t eat them very often, usually only whenever he’s at Prompto’s and the rare times that he can Ignis to buy them for him
• However, when he does eat them, you better believe he’s using them to make up for a meal so he eats a shitton
• One time choked on a fruit roll up, didn’t stop him from eating them though (he didn’t tell Ignis or Gladio, Prompto was there so)
• If he’s in a serious rush he’ll eat then like Gladio does, but he never lets Prompto see him do this because he’d never hear the end of it

Prompto

• He enjoys the childish feeling of tearing it apart according to the design so he does that
• He loves the ones that give tongue tattoos, even if they always smudge and end up as blobs on his tongue
• He eats them the slowest by far because of his desire to tear them apart according to the design. He rants to Noctis about the designs he really hates (”Who thought this was a good idea? I can’t make a neat tear for the life of me!”)
• Now that he has the strips, he’s feeling regretful cause his hands are all sticky from holding them for so long. He’s ready to be done with them, for the most part
• He puts all the strips together, tears them into pieces, and then eats those. He always has to wash his hands after he finishes one so he usually just eats one at a time

Gladio

• Unravels it completely, crumples the snack into a ball, and shoves the whole thing into his mouth
• Iris and Prompto hate watching him do this
• He just doesn’t see the point in eating them any other way, his way is the fastest way. Of course, he can’t talk while he’s eating them and there’s no breaks till he’s completely done chewing, but it’s a give-and-take kinda thing
• If he wants to make it last he’ll tear it in half and ball up the separate halves, but it’s still the cursed way to eat them (I eat them like this)
• Because he eats them like this, he always has to eat two or three more to be satisfied

Ignis

• You aren’t gonna believe me, but he slurps it up like a noodle
• Ignis can’t be dignified in everything 
• He never does it around anyone else, but one time Noctis caught him in the middle of eating one and he had like, half of it dangling from his mouth
• He unravels it completely and sticks one end in his mouth, then just chews it progressively
• He claims that it’s because it’s the only hands-free method (that doesn’t include shoving the entire thing in his mouth like a heathen) but he doesn’t eat the snacks that often so the others question the validity of this claim