i love the headcanon that even tho he’s a lil bit shorter than hizashi, shouta is still like twice his size in terms of bulk. hizashi’s decently muscular and all, like pro heroes have to be, but shouta is just… fucking built and super bulky because of it. he has big thighs/legs and arms and he weighs a lot more than hizashi because of it. i mean come on, shouta can apparently pick izuku up with one hand and an easily carry 2 kids at once and also has to be able to take his own weight since he climbs around with his capture cloth and has to be able to pull himself around with it
what im saying here is that shouta absolutely could and absolutely would pick hizashi up and toss him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes because hizashi would weigh nothing to him.
also i mean the whole picking him up and tossing him onto his shoulder in the most affectionate way possible. like hizashi tells shouta that they have to leave for their date and shouta has a weird sense of humor so he just picks hizashi up like that and carries him out the door because he thinks it’s funny. and hizashi’s just dealt with this too much in his life to be anything but lovingly exasperated at his husband.