Got any nice headcannons for McCree and Sombra’s first date?

itshigh-boop:

We all know we’d be lying to ourselves if we thought these would go anywhere besides a bar for the first few dates. 

But I like to think that McCree would try and control his concerning appreciation for alcohol? Especially if he wanted to impress this pretty lady he asked out. The bar was mostly her idea anyway, and who is McCree to say no to that suggestion? 

The first two or three dates would always end up in some drinking competition which McCree always loses and passes out. He finds himself waking up in a nearby motel, everything in tact, and a massive hangover, but with a few pills and a bottle of water on the end table next to the bed, along with a note from the lady to give her a call back whenever he’s ready for another round. 

Maybe, after waking up from one of those blackouts, he sees the pretty lady waited for him. What’s her name – Sombra? he remembers. She treats him to breakfast and takes him somewhere they serve menudo – a common dish used to alleviate hangovers. 

But before she can leave afterward, he’ll grab her by the hand and lead her out of the restaurant, determined to do something other than get shitfaced and pass out. He does want to impress her, after all.