List of stupid shit Gackt has done

selfless-gunman:

jrockmama:

reitass:

gay-soy-yogurt:

trashbambi:

a-rumbly-in-my-tumbly:

drearycheery:

a-rumbly-in-my-tumbly:

drearycheery:

• Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut 

• Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo 

• “Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television

• Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway. 

• Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons 

• Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly 

• Ends every sentence with “anyway”

•  Released a strippable body pillow of himself

•  "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“

•  Got the word “poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages 

•  Screams when scared by video games

•  Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it

•  Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV

• Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits 

• Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”

• Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing 

•  "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy”

•  Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”

• Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up

•  Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home 

• Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies

• Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.

• Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage

• Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”

• Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway 

•  Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”

•  "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“

• Wears tiny colorful socks constantly 

• Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks 

• Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong 

• Bought an entire mountain as an “impulse buy" 

• Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were

・Always tags his own cock in his insta photos as “gackt” because he is GACKT, you see

・Uses the greeting “hey bros & sisters” on nearly every post

・Thinks that the #gacktworkout hashtag he made up is a thing

・Somehow made a post about cramming 7 kg weighted balls up his ass at 2am JST in both Japanese and English that one time and made it sound WORSE in Japanese because we all needed to know he refers to his asshole as “Anal-kun” (lovingly transcribed here by me for posterity & enjoyment because the screencap is on my phone & Tumblr mobile is full of no):

What’s up? This is the series of “Hell Ball”. You know, when you do this, you can feel something weird with your anal… Yeah i felt something weird when I started this, but it’s going to get better. Maybe…Just do it.

さて、寝る前に。へールボールをやると、アナル君に変な感じを覚える時がある。しばらくやってりゃそれも無くなってくる。多分・・・まあ、気になるよりもなりなさい！じゃ、やってみな。 #gackstagram #gacktworkout #アナル君

・Feebly tried to keep up the illusion he was a centuries-old vampire for literal decades UNTIL the promo photos for the goddamn Gackt CREDIT CARD showed his actual birth year

How did I fuck my forget about the vampire thing….how could I have POSSIBLY neglected to mention that….I am shocked with myself. That’s arguably THE most iconic “stupid shit” gackt has ever done and I didn’t fucking put it on the “stupid shit gackt has done” list I am an utter failure

It is a WONDERFUL list and you did very well to post it! I just have an advantage memory wise because I modded the fucking Dears comm on goddamn livejournal in the early-to-mid 2000s when his fuckery was at its peak ❤ ❤

Thanks for letting an old lady feel relevant again. ❤

• Made an entire movie with a character that couldn’t possibly be played by anyone other than HYDE (who he didn’t personally know at the time) and harassed HYDE till he accepted the role. (and ever since HYDE has been obsessed with Vampires RIP lil buddy)
• anything to do with his massive crush on HYDE tbh
• Ginger Buzzcuts
• This Video
• Said on TV (way back in MM days) that a Squall Leonheart from FF8 figure was actually a figure of him.
• Said he almost died while swimming in the sea and the only reason he didn’t die was because he realised he hadnt had sex recently
• This
• Every time he gives sex/kissing/dating advice

And i really need to stop before I fall down this rabbit hole again xD

@selfless-gunman it got better

@jrockmama

@selfless-gunman

He needs help