Marrying a Werewolf

tips-on-your-supernatural-bf:

You love him, and you don’t mind that you have to keep a cover
on the couch for the rest of your life. Well…okay, you mind a little. You even
invested in a Roomba, because there is hair everywhere, how is there hair everywhere? But, still, you want to marry him and
you’re excited to do it.

Life with a werewolf
isn’t just life with your new hubby, you are officially part of the pack.

Don’t bother locking your doors, because confused werewolf
cousins will be upset if they can’t just stroll into your house. Mama and Papa
Wolf will be all up in your personal decisions (“So, how many pups? We think
five.”) If you’re used to having a big family, the dynamic won’t be
that different. You’ll still have to deal with eccentric uncles and intrusive
aunties; they’ll just happen to also be wolves. Which, if you already have a
big family, may be how you feel about your family anyway.

Be prepared to cook
for four.

“Because his family will always be around?” you ask. Nope,
you’ll be meal-prepping for you and his literal wolf-sized appetite. I measure
one werewolf as roughly three humans when entertaining, and I’ve found it a
trustworthy standard. Likewise, he will make way too much food when he cooks,
because it will take him a bit of time to realize you don’t eat as much as he
does. On the upside, you will have so many leftovers to take to work. And
werewolves are awesome chefs; they have that super nose and an incredible
appreciation for food. If you’ve been dating a werewolf for a while, you’ve already realized that werewolves won’t just go tearing into
whatever is in front of them; they have a refined palate. 

You will never be
cold ever again.

Do you even know how warm werewolves are all the time? You
don’t need a blanket, you have a husband. I mean, you’ll probably take the
blanket too, but werewolf cuddles are the warmest cuddles. You’re married now; you can put your cold feet on him and use his body warmth to your advantage.
Too cold? Hug your boyfriend. Too hot? Roll away. Cold again? Hug. Also,
werewolves love cuddling. He’ll be more than happy to hold you when you feel
too lazy to go for your sweatshirt.

With love and a sense of humor, marrying a werewolf is the
beginning of a happy life. He’s brave, he’s warm, he’s loyal, and he loves you.
A werewolf will never cheat on you, leave you, or betray your trust. You’re
more than family now. You’re pack.  

Oh, and forget about owning a cat.